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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46323
 22.04.2011
Review of Vertu Ascent Ti
The back of the exclusive Vertu phone model is covered with red crocodile skin. The reptile skin for the exclusive Vertu phone model is hand-made.

Even the frog of the red crocodiles do not regret it.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46322
 22.04.2011
The girl at the guy broke, and from shame went and drowned.
YYY: That was a fatal puck.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №46321
 22.04.2011
Previously, the intellectual was a layer of society, now it is its foundation.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №46320
 22.04.2011
In southern Los Angeles, a four-story house was covered by flames and burned to the ground.
On the first floor was a six-member Nigerian family working on cheque counterfeiting. The whole family died. A group of seven illegal immigrants, Islamists from Kenya, who managed to deceive municipal workers and receive social assistance, lived on the second floor. They all died. Six members of the Latin American squad, which occupied the third floor, were also killed. Of the tenants of the house, only a family couple of whites survived, occupying the fourth floor.
El Sharpton, John Burris, and Jesse Jackson were outraged by this fact and flew to Los Angeles to meet with the chief of the local fire and rescue service, where in a sharp form demanded a response, how all blacks, Muslims and Latin Americans died and only a white couple survived? The firefighter’s response was brief:
“Because they were at work.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №46319
 22.04.2011
Scientists have found out what a woman wants. She has changed her mind! 😉

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46318
 22.04.2011
I need a muscular guy for sex with a penis from 18 to 21 cm! You are just approaching!
Tabar: I do not fit.
Tabar: I have 22 cm.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46317
 22.04.2011
News on the rambler about the video "Medvedev dances":
The president responded to a tweet by Halfblood_Uliss, who wrote: “You dance like my dad! This morning a great mood thanks to the video with you :)
“By age, it seems to be.) A year ago at a meeting with the course. Dances/music are also those corresponding to the past,” Medvedev commented on the video.
Following are readers’ comments:
Alexis M.
2 hours ago #
I understand everything right – Does this person have free access to the nuclear button?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46316
 22.04.2011
fucking girl programmer has - after her project finalised - she has a class of buttons called PushMeHardBaby

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46315
 22.04.2011
From the protocol of registration of the accident:"the killer was behind the wheel, the head was on the passenger seat..." the whole department laughed at the names!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46314
 22.04.2011
Probably the incoming letter from the general size of 28 MB and the title "Happy weekend" do not predict me anything good %\

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46313
 22.04.2011
Lenka: Give up, I dreamed today that I am pregnant and go to the ambulance to give birth...
LENKA: Just so surreal. When I woke up I realized that I just wanted to write a lot and my stomach was bloated.
Good that you didn’t have water :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46312
 22.04.2011
I am 100% confident that the socks in their shoes are sworn to be loyal to each other until the washing machine separates us!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46311
 22.04.2011
Putin: The Russian government is investing $53 million in increasing the birth rate
Ilya: that is, openly "proe@et" 53 million...

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №46310
 22.04.2011
Med University. They brought sand to the stadium. At the end of August, there is almost no university, only graduate students. Then they put on this sand.
A mother passes by with a newly graduated first-class student and gives:
“Look, son, you won’t be studying – you will be wearing sand like these drunkards.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46309
 22.04.2011
It was yesterday. Guests came to me around midnight. My neighbors are crazy. and real. I sometimes talk on the phone at night, and they knock! They live above me. You won’t break again.)
And the friends came, began to make noise... Well, they naturally knock! and one friend, the actor of the cast, with a beard, brought with him the costume of the priest))) after the show...shorter...present. At midnight, I knocked on the door of the neighbor’s apartment. My friend actor. Grandma opens the door, O_O eyes, who are you? Friend actor with a voiced voice: go old lady, I came to sing the dead man
In prayer, he enters the apartment.

The Tambov, 2011

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46308
 22.04.2011
Yes, I didn’t even suspect about the relationship until I learned that they ended)))))))

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46307
 22.04.2011
xxx (13:17:42 21/04/2011)
Impressive, however, is our president person.
In the U.S. he flew - the militia in the police changed its name, in Hong Kong hosted - decided to cut off electricity at 22.00 a.m.

yyy (13:18:28 21/04/2011)
I don’t even know if he’ll fly to the Netherlands.

yyy (13:18:40 21/04/2011)
On the one hand, it will be much more fun to live.

yyy (13:18:56 21/04/2011)
I am afraid of my ass.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46306
 22.04.2011
With VIO:

How does the video card work?
As far as I know, there is a small dwarf sitting inside and quickly drawing the frame after the frame.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №46305
 22.04.2011
I have never read anything crazy about my diploma.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46304
 22.04.2011
It is not Lenin who is alive and will live, but Pugacheva... As long as I remember, so much she is, Duncan McLaughlin.

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