XXXX
A friend told me: I washed all the socks, but I needed to go to the universe, nothing to wear.
XXXX
I wore my mom’s pink clothes, but I didn’t see it.)
XXXX
On the way back to him walked the hoppies, they asked, he answered everything, and he didn’t shrink.
One thought on “Why are the socks not pink?”A friend raises his pants.
XXXX
The boys silently left.

seen on the poster
"Entry: 100 r
in the costume of the shooter of the pre-Petersburg era - 500 rubles, because he is unclean.

I am a woman with an African temperament.
You are a blonde with a capsule.

Rain ‎(18:06):
Oh I am intelligent!

Kitt (18:09:04 8/04/2009)
Is it true that the Gardener is a living dead man and that every full moon he is fed by one virgin from the Faculty of Foreign Languages?
Rain (18:09:17 8/04/2009)
Unlikely to.
Kitt (18:09:31 8/04/2009)
Why do you think so?
Rain (18:09:33 8/04/2009)
Where did you see virgins at the Faculty of Foreign Languages?

<Necrowolf> in a few years of student and musical life I learned a lot of interesting things
<Necrowolf> - do not fall asleep in a large bus in the last row, sliding behind seats
<Necrowolf> - in the gazelle should not sleep in the chair right behind the driver
<Necrowolf> - drivers on the route are not around the clock. Sometimes they drive home.
<Necrowolf> - in Voronezh a lot of interesting and mysterious places

from car72.ru
Holtoff: I have a wish. Rather, not a wish, but an idea of how air conditioning should look for car owners with xenon not provided by the factory design. No demons, scraps and other dirt. Gothic and technological. The sinner is placed in absolute darkness. and full. To close the eye for nothing. So a minute. Within a minute right in his eyes - xenon far away! for 20 seconds. Then again darkness. Light in the eyes again. Closing them, or turning your head away - it is not possible. And so for centuries.
and yes. It would be good if he would occasionally cry, “Lord, why am I tormented?”A loud voice from the sky answered:
My son is lost! Do not crack! I checked – Nothing is blind!"

I went to the office of discoveries, bringing a dialogue:

I. Good morning! I found the player in the electric car, I would like to return to the owner.

She is. The good! Leave yourself, we don’t have room. In the best case, it will lie in the box, and in the worst it will disappear.

So, what if someone is looking for it?

It is more severe. You need a prize for honesty. Do you want good skies, 3 years are already lying?

No, no thank you. Sorry for the worry.

XHH: It was a matter - I liked a girl. Very good body. And the breasts, it was seen that they were swallowed. But very good. In a year, I split it. The grandparents were absolutely concerned. I did not guess.

Was she 14? Was she sitting for a year? Was he in another country for a year? What did you do G?! to

Dedicated to announcements such as "I know the date of your death", "I know what you think" and so on:
Tell me, if you all know where my controller is from the TV and is it worth stirring up with Katya?

c) Khabarov

In our school, a former pathologist read biology, once issued:
What happens if a two-month-old baby is hit with the head?
Hana the child.
He has no bones, only chest. It’s like breaking a green branch – it crumbles and doesn’t break.
What if he fell from the fifth floor?
The whole class:
Breaking the green branch, breaking the green branch.
and no. The Wicked.

People are stupid...
On the TTC broke, I stand, I look under the hood, here passes a man on the merine (the speed has fallen to a minimum) and says:
I broke down, I was hungry! Not the brakes!
He throws me a snickers.

________
From the shit!
Give a man a snickers of the best incentive - he will call you an idiot and a fall.
No thanks though! And then's

If life is a game, then there should be a console.

Dymko (13:49:10 8/04/2009)
Porn musicals

Popoff (13:49:34 8/04/2009)
A funny idea.

Dymko (13:49:42 8/04/2009)
He is:
Oooooh, I’m going to take you...

She is:
Thou shalt settle,

Dymko (13:49:45 8/04/2009)
Chorus

Dymko (13:49:56 8/04/2009)
He will plant her, he will plant her.

Popoff (13:50:27 8/04/2009)
Yiyiyuhahahaha

Without humor

I didn’t think I would have to write "in response", but I don’t have the strength.

The racist shit.

As to the extinction of the nation and to make predictions for the future, it is better to learn to raise your children at least half as well as they are raised in the Caucasus and the East. And when a child sees quarrels in the family, the alkas and the idle parents, then you should not expect a miracle from him. Better to do business than bite your elbows out of jealousy. The nations that adopted Christianity a thousand years earlier. Fuck the nations whose grandparents fought with your grandfather in the WOW! (For the modern damaged life of pigeons, in the Great Patriotic War)

Morals have no nationality. And no one has to answer for them!! Except for themselves, no one is to blame for their ugliness.

Don’t give in to provocations!! to

Any proper person will plush, I’m sure.

Chinese websites are better...they have the button "cross" on the banners REALLY closes the banner...

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

We walked a couple, we sat down, we talked about neutral topics - for example, hollow money. From the topic of blood donation, the conversation moved to the topic of sperm donation.
Has anyone tried at all?
A neighbor’s friend gave up.
And how much...?
Three things I gave...
Three things? If I knew before!
by Fuck! How much money was wasted!

Announcement of sale of 1980 car.
Body: there is rot, not visible from above (only in the trunk and wings from below).
I exchange for equipment in any condition, off-road and tourist equipment, a cross motorcycle (you can not cross, or on a quad-cycle, a scooter), an elephant, a house in the village, a submarine or money =). Just selling is boring, so I change =)

X: Such people cannot be defeated!)

It does not contain humor at all.

The Russian people are dying 1 million a year. Your children, the brainless cosmopolitan, will be studying in a class where two-thirds are Ashot and Aslan.

Do not kill yourself, give up bad habits. You need your country.

Bring it to you.

I sent the girl a quote about a guy who gave a flashlight in a box from under the rings, as a result of which they had to marry. So she surprised:

I approach from the McDonald’s box with Big Mac (it’s sold in a box). I sit down and stretch her. And she begins to cry and glow from happiness: “Dadadada, I agree, god! What a happiness"