Nightstev: I wanted to be original, and I was offended!
Savachika: for what?
nightstev: For: "Happy Birthday to my sweet friend!"

Apple’s lawsuit against Samsung on 4pda
TheVizavi: Nothing, soon Apple will be in court with God. and. And the tower? In the Bible, the apple is also eaten. and. and.

QII
In the last few days, I have methodically invented my own lessons. For example, she drew productivity graphs for the last three years, collected statistics for the current year...In short, Houtenju.
I washed my windows at work.
QII
Most importantly, I washed two windows, on the backdrop of my work therapy people began to pull up with another job (we have a type of Saturday). I played with the windows, washed my hands, anointed with cream, exhaled... And all just in the midst of cleaning. This is fucking the general! And I, as usual, do not do the only nihya!

thx (0:12) :
and salutation)

Do you go with a couple?

Yippidy (0:19) :
We are sick

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Both of them? What is?

I am sorry (0:37) :
How did we know that the boxer was shuffled?

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Which shells from the back?

Yippidy (01:00) :
The fucking wisdom forever

We sent him out for mercy to say that he would remain silent.

He broke my nose and broke my ear.

thx (01:01) :

The ear is broken))))) haha)) Do not touch the tricks))

Written as follows:

XX: Teach someone my guy not to tell the truth, otherwise he will be all the time without sex and without dinner! The evil is missing!

The guy is doing right, manly. That he says the truth, even you admit. Think with your head, let’s say that you are dirty washing, then from the fact that you leave him without dinner, it’s better not to wash. Learn to accept criticism and draw conclusions. Otherwise, you will eat dinner alone. Always is.

From the Numismatic Forum:

xxx: People found a large coin with an emblem on the back side, tell me what coin?
YYY: Found a big car with a steering wheel, tell me what car?

Is it okay to offer me to sell my virginity for 10 thousand euros???? to
Where will I get her?? to

AAA: I will run away from the gepard ten meters away, until he finds himself there with his feet.
BBB: In 2 seconds the gepard will speed up to 75 km / h. Are you sure you can speed up to 20 in 2 seconds?
Any creature on earth can speed up to approximately 64 km / h in two seconds, the main breakout of a suitable height to find.

Please, if there are those here who invent the Skitts’s advertisement, share a secret: What, WHAT do you use?! to

Give me a call to buy antivirus license. The accountant responds.
Trojan Galina Borisovna.
Should we continue negotiations? by Artmix

The pair. The Prep:
- Today we will consider Decartes trees, which are a mixture of wood and pile, otherwise called duchi, some prefer the name chicken, but it has somehow not survived.

In the morning news, the hosts (male and grandmother) spoke about the fact that women were increasingly choosing men by how long the nameless finger was longer than the index finger...so then the man looked at his palm, and his face floated with a smile, he straightened his back, and made a very proud expression of the face... he was left only to get up and knock a whore on the camera.

In short, the housewife of the apartment calls, grit I'll come in 3 minutes)) I go out, her car stands, I open the door without back-thinking, spit on the seat, with the words "I'll give you some time" I raise my eyes, and there a guy sits and looks at me, I say, I confused the car, and he, no, you can give in mine)))

Lisa

XXX: This is a cap!
A stone such a stone.
ZZZ: This is like this

How I got the question in the interview:
Where do you see yourself in a few years?
I want to answer:
Director of your company. is right?

I am sitting reading, the background is Animal Planet, the voice is broadcasting "to negotiate with the insect that came to visit is very simple - take a glass..." and a meaningful pause...

Catherine II - died in the toilet during constipation.
George III, the English king who ruled for more than 60 years and became famous for losing American colonies, also died of constipation.
Franz Joseph - 68 years old, died of constipation
Louis XIV, King of the Sun, died of diarrhea.
John Rockefeller, 98 years old, died in the bathroom.
Paul Getty is the collector of a unique collection of paintings, a billionaire – the same.
Elvis Presley died in the bathroom with his pants dropped.

Laughter of Fortune and Fate. Whoever reaches the heights of all-encompassing power and countless wealth, then dies from shit.

mmishka: Why did you write this?
How to go to this terrible place?

Water production in terms of systems
Windows - go to the store to buy water
Linux – you get a map of the terrain, a compass, a well location and a well.
FreeBSD - you are planted in the desert, alone, naked.

A very fun questionnaire on the topic of drugs, which was filled in the school today. One of the points:

Have you ever had a confrontation with drugs?
1) I offered, but I refused
2) was not
3) not

But then they will say that according to the survey results 100% of schoolchildren do not use drugs

from ZH:
In the network met the unmistakable formulation of the plot of the film "Stalker": "A film about how three men walk through the forested terrain, two go almost quietly, and the third is constantly afraid of something".