YYY: My experience has proved that a man is better at cooking than any of his wives, but worse than his mother, and all together worse than his grandmother.

Ruble of Delivery:
I will add my 5 copies to this:

Now all Alicia, Snowmen, Vitaly and Dominica. Well, not all, but half, and if I wanted individuality, I could even name something more original.
For example, the Fedora.

You won’t believe my son is 4.5 years old. by Fedor. Two former colleagues have sons (approximately one-and-a-half years) also Fedor. It doesn’t seem very original, don’t you think?

Is there a daughter of Fedor?

The phrase that made the day:
They distinguish two categories of people by behavior in critical situations, when all normal ways to solve a problem are exhausted. The first one prays. The second is unfortunate.

Comment on the online article on the need to clean up for your pets:
Buggas: I realized that my level of laziness had not reached the limit when I saw somebody walking a dog on a leash from the first floor through the window.

Doll 20132, you reminded me of the joke: "and you complain, or you boast". All of him is a diversely developed personality, and she seeks the "lovest dresses," and listens to unusual music. I forgot to write that you, such a beautiful, were plagued by the sellers with questions about the passport.

Fuck the names.

His name is Alexander Alexanderovich.

He lives and does not fade.

"When he learned about the criticism, Led Zeppelin producer asked who Yuri Losa was"
I, when the laughter "left" me, also asked that.

They call the children fucking like, and the children suffer.
WOW: Yes, yes, but Legolas Transduilovich, his father-in-law, did not prevent him from shooting from the arc to the orcs and helping the hobbit dwarfs.

I read your book here and am amazed.
Each of you has a completely different understanding of strange names and your own personal, unique associations such as “Klim” are the action of something. And then "what parents generally think when they call their children so.
But why didn't anyone think that all the other people are ordinary, namely you and your associations are strange, so no one is equal to you?

About the Flying Selfie
“One noticeable change I see now,” he said. Here are these
airborne cameras, which are controlled by small
The box. The day I broke up with the Earth, it was not yet.
has existed. The inventor is probably a foolish man...."
by W. Tenne "Term of advance" 1956

The strawberries are not just cheese. In the north (Arkhangelsk) was melted with threshold. These fatty and dried fish burn very well. With a shortage of wood (steppe-tundra) and abundance of fish - a very convenient solution. Today, when even garbage mintai is more expensive than Argentine pork, of course, it seems wild.

The Municipal Emergency Rescue Service of Novosibirsk has announced a set of rescue sailors for the upcoming bathing season.

According to the head of the MASS, the service needs 80 rescue sailors. A potential rescuer should be in good physical shape and be able to swim perfectly. In addition, the savior should not be more than 150 kg - "the boat may not withstand," the boss noted.

The government has decided to raise the subsistence minimum of Russians from 310 to 321 rubles per day.

Now let us survive!

This is how you try to enlightenment, try to calmly perceive small life troubles, read special books, meditate, and then go once to the mail... and all, you hate people again.

XXX: What are the songs?
YYY: Am F C G... What is the song?

To store is to keep in such a state when it is not worth dying, because there is a chance to grow, but also to grow reluctant, an unfavorable moment, it is better to wait. Let’s say, if it’s cold, it’s better to wait for the heat, or if a sheep sticks the top, let it go first. The same carrots should be stored in wet sand in the dark, and then she thinks the conditions will change - and it will bloom! He sits quietly and dreams about the future.

It was in the mid-1980s. The uncle was planning a child, the whole family chosen a name. My grandmother was strongly against the name Oleg. He will grow up, marry, and have a daughter, Olegovna. It’s crazy!"
It was called Oleg. has grown up. was married. A daughter was born. No one has gone away, the grandmother hasn’t been alive for a long time.

xxx: and I thought for a long time that "Labuten" is from the "substance" section
It turned out to be about fashion.
yyy: Then, xxx, the song would be "under the labyrinth"
xxx: well they say so "on butyrates"
"On acid"
Yes, and it sounds logical in principle - on the lobbies and in the shorts, what shorts can be if you live in the gray days, there are obviously substances involved.

The article on how after the appearance in the frame of the broadcast from the ISS of an unknown object on the periphery, NASA interrupted the broadcast. UFOs cry out that "the UFOs are hiding from us!", "not the first time this is happening!", "so far!" and so on.
The first comment:
The space rubbish.
Reply to comment:
The orbital position?

Reading instructions by a Russian man. A long time ago, my brother bought a screwdriver and was very proud of them (they were just beginning to appear on the market in such a variety). We had to repair the house. I asked for instructions to read what the people were crazy about, saying what to know there: a few buttons, and the hell knows where it lies. He flew to us in a week. It was not possible to turn the screws when the battery went off. The shop refused to repair. They found the workshop and repaired it. A few months later, a bullet came. It turns out, it is not possible to press the beat with much effort. When it flew for the third time (the battery died) and its repair was already paid, the instructions were found. And there, on the broken Russian black and white, all these rules were written.