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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4071
 21.04.2008
Two blondes are talking.

Of all working days, I love Friday the most. You do nothing,

Just sit down and think about how to spend the weekend.

I prefer Thursday.

Why is?

Well, first, the weekend ahead, and second, also Friday!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4070
 21.04.2008
<...>
That’s 274 babies per square kilometer! What a carpet bump!! to
by Fuck!
This grandmother stands on every four square meters of the city! 2 meters is here. 2 meters, here it is.

Fuck, in a square kilometer of 1000000 square meters. So at least 60 meters from grandmother to grandmother. It is shit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4069
 21.04.2008
I came to the girl, and she has a cat... well, so far here... grit sit down, I quickly wash the dishes... and the cat cries cuddles, wears, ticks wax to the dreaded... and then turns to the kitchen... sits on the window... I quietly observe the picture... the girl turns to the cat and with a compassionate look asks her: "PMS??" O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4068
 21.04.2008
and SOGRIS:
I read about this jeep: GreatWall.
sogris
Give him a motor. and 94!!! Bad force...max speed of 140 km/h
uSt@s
Is that shit?? to
sogris
Ask the Chinese.
sogris
2.5-ton jeep engine of 94 cows
sogris
I understand that he rides only because the entire plant of 100,000 people is constantly praying to the gods.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4067
 21.04.2008
I want to relax... I want to relax.
Do you know how to do massage?
Buzz: Are you here?
Areas: here
I’m only 15 and you’re 22...I’ll make a complaint about you.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4066
 21.04.2008
xxx kisses him in a clever moustache, and he turns into a beautiful prince :)
yyy and does wonderful things :)))
YYYYYYYYYYY :)))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4065
 20.04.2008
Mega (11:49:26 18/04/2008)
Paradox: Zhytomyr Oblast Tax Administration never uses its abbreviation ))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4064
 20.04.2008
I work in a tour firm. Our wonderful managers invented and placed a special offer with a title that the whole office now reads with tears in the eyes: "Attention! Rest on the Azure Coast! The first time!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4063
 20.04.2008
Rule: if you comment on the period of the month, which worked normally and you see a supposedly stupid line - don't change it!))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4062
 20.04.2008
Recently a photographer came to the class (on the album to graduate asked to photograph). Showing different photos, someone from the class "blin, what beautiful girls you have!", and this fool take and smrooz "niche, we will take your photos, they will be beautiful too".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4061
 20.04.2008
Software is complex, has no failure resistance, can contain errors and cause conflicts and disruptions. Microsoft does not guarantee the correct operation of the Software..."

It is written on the license box.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4060
 20.04.2008
I bought a chicken grill yesterday, sold almost raw. There is a suspicion that the chicken died in torture while I carried her home from grade 5 burns.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4059
 20.04.2008
In the form of adding quotes, add a field with the sender's email, where letters will go about what your quote received "minus" at such a time. Then maybe the idiotic quotes will be easier...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4058
 20.04.2008
Varney
Tell Lufa Chaga Nuna to hide before the medical commission. At least until the summer.
In the meantime, I was able to find out about the military ticket.

X3
The Military Command)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4057
 20.04.2008
Conspirator: here you will get to know a man... You think: "Oh, you are a good guy"... And then how to find out what he loves Timati...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4056
 20.04.2008
by Valery (23:09) :
I have a bad memory.
d-noch@mail.ru (23:10) :
I’m fine, I can even remember where I saw that or that ionic person a week ago.
Valery (23:11) :
OOOOOOOOOOO! Have you ever seen the ionic man??? O_o huias... and proton dogs have not been seen?)))
Valery (23:11) :
Well, I would also remember where I saw the ionic man. ?
Valery (23:14) :
Yeshib Yaa met the ionic man, then Yaa would remember and where and when and what the weather was and the leap of milliliters of rainfall from me at that moment stood out.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4055
 20.04.2008
<Breads> the most helpless creature is a hacker in the garden
<Breads> how it hurts (

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4054
 20.04.2008
FixX
Let’s arrange on my contact byana from basha you’re no longer shuffle, ok?))) It is useless

Revo
This is a mass message.)
FixX
Yes to?

Revo
Yes )

FixX
This is 20 happy guys, send them to 20 of your contacts (you can’t go back), otherwise all these 20 guys will pull you in your ass, ass, ears and ankles. Don’t ignore this message, it’s pure truth, blabla!!!!"...


FixX
Then all your contact sheet will come to you home and throw you in the kitchen window with a grenade and a hammer cocktail.

FixX
and then you, half naked and burned, will still be muted on the street with your legs, so that it would be unnecessary for a thirteen-year-old piglet to scatter stupid mailings)))

Revo
All, haha, I am not sleeping today))

FixX
You can send this whole piece of our dialogue to the tower)))

FixX
and then you read it in new quotes and again in the second round you send me as a bayana) I will then die ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4053
 20.04.2008
What is there at the Creator Institute?
2: I don’t know
1: It is amazing. I understand our visibility as the density of the population in Mongolia.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4052
 20.04.2008
A dialogue about the ural bassist.

The EditorTM
And the sound? Or is there no such concept as class?

Tooar
Well how to tell you...Imagine that you turn on the guitar in the combo, put a magnetophone at the combo and write all this on the cassette, then turn on the cassette and bring the phone to the speaker, and on the other hand, the phone is delivered to the dictophone, and then the dictophone is turned on and recorded through the headphone in the computer. What comes out in the end is a little better than the bass sounds.

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