Kokoc: in the news - Lada Captured a Third of the Latvian Market!
Borisfen: and requires a million dollars, journalists and a helicopter?

Everything that doesn’t kill us makes a big mistake.
c) Blood

An acquaintance sets up the equipment of the high-speed radar cameras on the territory of Moscow. It says that so far the system can not work in automatic mode only because of the fact that to photograph and print all the infringers is only possible in the first hour of setting. Then in the machines designed for Europe, the dumb ends either paper or paint))))

I smoke on the balcony, a mommy goes on the street, a boy in a blue jacket, hat, pants leads for his son's hand (3-4 years old).
Suddenly the guy cries I am blue!
My mother looks at the sides of Sasha, it’s blue!

Handur
I dreamed of some kind of cardigan. And I fed him with my breast... Not my truth... He ate it completely.

Drblack
He played in dead space, and there were such terrible creatures... and even made the game quality.
when the fucking starves - the corresponding music goes backwards. The nerves are beginning.
So, such a creature runs on me, not to kill it with a direct shot, you have to cut off the limbs. I struggle, I began to be with her under her exhausting cries and the rumbling of the cutter, in the headphones I hear that another creature has descended from the ceiling from behind and with screams slips to me.
At that moment my wife knocked my finger on my shoulder.

xxx: Our sketch teacher is an impressionist artist. The fact that he is drawing the entire lecture on the board does not need to be understood, because it is an art that comes from the depths of the soul and does not give in to common sense. Enjoy the grace and subtlety of the lines that, when combined together, form a new masterpiece of abstraction.

The preface: IKEA opens in the city, recruiting employees for the position. gm..gm.. "The housewife of the cash".
Discussion of vacancies:

"If I can come to the interview, I want a record in the workplace: accepted such a number for the position "The owner of the box"... there probably career growth is possible to "The owner of the safe" ;)";

Tixon (c)

After reading, Basha decided to test a trick with a toilet, polyethylene and pillow.
Stretched the throne, took the pillow and, according to the instructions, shrugged with all the дури..the effect did not make itself wait long.
I don't know what the neighbors are there, but I had a cat that didn't suspect anything and just went to write!! to

(The conversation began with a Wikipedia article about what "Hibris" in Greek means "dare")

Are you so hybrid?
Demix: Do you hear, you are sending off sements?
Demix: Is there noism?
Demix: Though these are already Latin goops.
I hear the plebe...
IMP: Which of the Patricians do you know?
IMP: Do you live right?! to
Demix: Who are you calling plebeem?! to
Demix: I have fraters on the forum - it hardly seems!
Demix: I have a brother-assistant senator!
Imp: And I have Dad Kentucky!
Demix is Froydis. My fraters are tearing you like a lupus kalefactor!

Previously, it was so sassy, as the galley flew, and the stitch does not even melt the snow.

Give the studio a recipe for amino potatoes in the stove!

In all the riots in Chisinau, Romania is to blame! With her money, rallies were organized, and all Moldovan patriots-oppositionists danced under her neck. On her conscience the death of Moldovan police officers who honoredly performed their duty. I take off my hat in front of them. They put their backs under the stones, under the crowd of outraged young idiots, but not a single blow, even a bowl, followed in response. I also take off my hat before the current government. It was President Voronin who gave the order not to use force in any way, because there the overwhelming majority of protesters are minors!
I, as a resident of the central district of Chisinau, can say: Believe me, this is scary. And now more than ever we need the support of our neighbors and brothers: Ukraine, Russia and the rest of the countries in the past great power.

I beg you to bring it to the best. This is the repeat of the revolution in Ukraine and Georgia. Moldavia is still there. We will fight!

Archie had such a funny story:

I and my friends admin often hanged at them in the admin room, and they had a stove and they were constantly roasting the potatoes. The taste is delicious. So, since then, I have always had the same - the same coronary dish, that is, I often cook at home. My mother is the head of the cafeteria. She liked this dish too. And how - once I go to her work and see in the menu: "Kartoshka Adminskaya" - I almost fell there from laughter )))

Where is the recipe?? to

KOTSY
The boy asked the porn to record.

Coats
I insert in the beginning of the video a picture with the monk and the inscription shake badly

KOTSY
and flashing subtitles throughout the film c here is the inscription

KOTSY
coding for about an hour, but for his sake his tomorrow’s face, when he decides to teenage and see, I’m ready to wait

Yeshou
D is fucking.

The crisis is merely a revenge to reduce some, and others to work for everyone for the same money.

From the women’s forums:

We divorced because of one of my sentences. During the scandal, Volodya threatened to ruin my life, and I told him that he could only ruin the air.

When I found myself on a nudist beach, my surprise had no limits: I had never seen lying penises before.

I sought, I sought a virgin, and finally found it. He married, and then learned that she was the first minetess in the city.

I am afraid that this time Olya will be pregnant: she said the condom was left inside and was there for five days.

By mixing vodka with champagne, I had sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

Since Ira said she had 22 boys, I can’t watch football.

There are people who catch everything, even what is not intended for them.

A funny story? What is this laughter? I knock at the door... I hear the answer:
“The Open.” The voice is sad. I open the door. In his
In the one-room quarter, in the far corner, sits Tolyan.
He has a handshake in his hands. Around the feet of the bank with paint. “You know, sadly
He says no experience. I decided to paint the floor. It started somehow from
the doors. He painted himself in the corner. It is written on the bank that it will dry.
During 24 hours. There are 18 more, but there is a lot of hunting. In the toilet...”

Dear girls, don’t wait so long! If you wear a short shirt,
9 out of 10 men will not pay attention to whether your suitcase is fit.
Their shoes. Why waste a blue time?! to
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