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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №46263
 21.04.2011
You, sir, you are a cowboy horse!! to
WOW O_O????? to
Oh, Sir, I’m sorry, the window was wrong!
HHH: Though you also wore that

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46262
 21.04.2011
A colleague of nephews, 2nd class

The XX:
Yesterday was a hangover.

The boys in school were told to bring the books that they read at home....they told their mom that they suffered chestomatia...when the girl came to school after them - the teacher called her - in her eyes was -????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? to

The XX:
One brought the book (attention!!!) Why Children Should Pay for the Mistakes of Their Parents (Statistics Workshop)
The second is water supply for the whole house.

The parents took from the shelf.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46261
 21.04.2011
I complain to my husband that my son did not buy what I asked for.

I: he bought, attention 2, all 2 (!!!) The chicken feet!! to
I: So what should I do now??? How to split two legs for five people?
Okay... we went... tell me what to buy????????
Let’s buy a chicken without legs...we already have legs.
Man:...apply in a bowl - it will be like a whole
Look, are they different there, or two on the left or two on the right?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46260
 21.04.2011
XBuddy
There is a place in the computer table for the cat.

XBuddy
No matter how he sits, on his knees or in front of a monic, one of his work is uncomfortable.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46259
 21.04.2011
The late evening. A girl at her boyfriend’s house.
I want to eat and you have an empty refrigerator.
Q: Well, wait until the morning.
Will there be anything in the morning?
Q: You will go to work in the morning.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46258
 21.04.2011
From the Corporate Forum:
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YYY: I advise you to ask at some motor forum. There are cushions in each second, and since the electric season has begun, they are still burning without work =)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №46257
 21.04.2011
@hempphil Dmitry Nezboretskiy

Anything you say can be used against you in court. Therefore, it is in your own interest not to pronounce the words "torturing" and "linching".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46256
 21.04.2011
Dmitry Tomin: dream and you take a bouquet of 20 roses come to her in the morning and say I can't live without you.I love crazy.If you shoot and kiss then this fate loves and you will be happy if you start asking to talk what or just take the type thank you.
Alexander Kremencov: and the roses exactly the exact quantity should be?)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46255
 21.04.2011
I don’t need friends – I have a laptop!
I don’t need friends – I have a pair of hands!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46254
 21.04.2011
But I am better than her, right?
Sorry, you are smart, you are beautiful, you are fine, but...
1 But what?
But she gives me...

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46253
 21.04.2011
"Our commercial agency offers to steal the bride! in the tube
You say, tell us the dimensions... We will steal any badge, only with a finger.
Show me!

Our conditions - premature, we will make a discount (for brother)

Plus one year insurance for divorce and blood vengeance!

But the more the weight of the tiny, the more expensive the disassembly...

Delivered in baggage, can be delivered from baggage to baggage...

We steal the bridegroom too, he is a little more expensive, because he beats the rose.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №46252
 21.04.2011
Putin launches Chelyabinsk piping plant
yyy: What a good guy)
XXX: And kissed the factory director in the stomach for happiness

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №46251
 21.04.2011
ValBar: Rabbit, forgive me for the rude! My little girl, I loved her in my mouth!
ValBar: Fig here mat-filters O_O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46250
 20.04.2011
Natalya Y: If you want sex life bright,
Not crying in bed for boredom.
My advice is to marry on dojaras.
They have golden hands!

Alexandr M has golden breasts!
His hands are too rough.
You get married, guys, on the fleetists
Flute has golden lips.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46249
 20.04.2011
Leo: A DVD cut is sold. Internal, in the shelf 5,25". The price is agreed or exchanged for beer. B is 100% working. It has a strange feature: when reading a volume label, it makes sounds similar to the sounds of a whirling man. The rest is OK.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46248
 20.04.2011
It is real! Before Medvedev I hadn’t heard of desomorphins!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46247
 20.04.2011
Which hand is better to shake, right or left?
YYY: female, female and female

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46246
 20.04.2011
Introduced in the search age "hydrogen core"
In the search results you will see:
"Hydrogen bomb
Price: 442 p."
It was cold on the back.


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46245
 20.04.2011
zzz (09:47:17 20/04/2011)
The theory of dissonance, for example, explained the long-standing mysterious fact that during the Korean War the Chinese successfully turned American prisoners into supporters of communism. To do this, it was not necessary to resort to torture or pay large sums: it was enough to promise the prisoners a handful of rice or chocolate for the fact that they would write an anti-American essay. After the Americans wrote the corresponding text and received a reward for it, many acquired communist beliefs. The theory of dissonance predicts that the more miserable reward a person receives for behavior incompatible with his views, the more likely he will change his views. There is some distorted common sense in this. If you are sold for chocolate, or a cigarette, you better come up with a convincing reason for such an act, so as not to feel a sales impasse. If you cannot take back a written or spoken lie, then you change your ideas so that they do not cause you any inconvenience. The sloppy submissions change our flexible beliefs. The harder a person manages to get into a group, the more devotion he shows to that group. and around

xxx (10:32:56 20/04/2011)
Funnyly
xxx (10:33:00 20/04/2011)
Do you want a bucket?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46244
 20.04.2011
XX: Do you believe in God?
YYY: No
YYY: But I am afraid...

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