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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112375
 20.04.2015
It doesn’t lie, it just doesn’t get stuck and says:

Therefore, men (and only men) were given TALLONS FOR CIGARETS, plus vodka coupons for all! And how they, the poor, will not satisfy their urgent need for drugs. And the grandmothers with their needs - what is there, will overflow. They are used to overtaking."

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Sorry, but I think you are lying a bit.
In my city (Siberia) coupons were given simply to family members, regardless of gender and age.
As far as I know, it was the same everywhere.

So the prune, the pjlsta, the offended victim of male sexism.
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The coupons were given to people, so at the age of 13, I legally got the right to buy 2 bottles of vodka (cognac, wine, tincture, etc.) How many packs of cigarettes a month? Only his father smokes in the family, so he was not stressed with tobacco. And the voucher vodka was generally the currency for calculations by a tractorist in the village or by the same sane technician, etc. And the need for it was urgent for any sober retiree.
The people do not remember routine things - on the other hand, the article on the wiki is fun: the restructuring economy through the eyes of its subject.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112374
 20.04.2015
Yesterday, my friend and I went to a shoe shop, and there two young girls were picking shoes. So one looks like boots in front of the mirror, and the other asks, “What is true, am I in them like from the tundra?” The girlfriend replied: Yes, it is true. Then the first one answers in full seriousness: Take it! and took. This is an individual approach to its own beauty.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112373
 20.04.2015
XXX is fucking! Two girls fell in love with me. One from advertising, the other from accounting. They made a mess with each other.
YYY: Choose one and go away from the other.
XXX: I sent them both away. I have a wife.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112372
 20.04.2015
Following this quote:
by *****
XXX: A friend told me. Call to the Temple Shop:
When are you getting married?
The officer told the rules.
“No, we want to make the wedding a gift, the young people just go to the temple, and then they begin to worship them.

Good that I didn’t order the cut!
by *****
Guys, here are you who are believers... Truly believers, I mean. Please go away from the atheists. Educate yours... here are those who "marriage as a gift" order. This will leave a much better impression of you than eternal ridicule due to a misunderstanding between worldviews.
After all, we are trolling you, that is, looking for some ambiguous moments, throwing them out to the general view and watching the reaction. And they... they really think it should be so.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112371
 20.04.2015
here here :
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Why then, everyone who remembers "Starlanding" Heinlein forgets one key thing. Citizenship was not given for military service, but for state service. Yes, 80% of the posts were military, but there were also research departments, and medical and service personnel. The place in the state service was given to anyone. The only possibility to refuse service was the recognition of a person incapable, or rather incapable of understanding the words of the oath. And the main quality was not discipline, but the ability to subordinate the Allied interests to the public interests.
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Brother (sister), and this is all because most of those who remembered did not read the book, but watched the movie. These are two very big differences. In spite of the general story.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №112370
 20.04.2015
Evolution is fucking. A cat came. Scientifically popularly explained to him that there is no money, so his favorite cakes and bags are cancelled, and there is quite a edible soup. He understood and left. Within a minute, a 10 ruble coin flew out of the sofa with a powerful hockey throw.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112369
 20.04.2015
Handur
In my youth, the selfie stick was the one whose hands shake less.
And whoever didn’t go out and didn’t want to hide on photos.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112368
 20.04.2015
LORANA: If you are periodically approached on the street and asked where the Kiss group is performing today, then there is a chance that it is time to reduce the amount of cosmetics used.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112367
 20.04.2015
A discussion of the new "Fantastic Four", where the Fackel Man is played by a black actor.
But finally, the whole film will burn black.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112366
 20.04.2015
<Finland> caroch, tinipaverich - the carousel stumbled (((((((((((((((((((( you have to run behind the camera until the store is closed, or a towel tomorrow to work
<LiliT> from big?
<Finland> yes
<LiliT> that’s why I’m riding the subway...there’s no need to change the rails at night...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112365
 20.04.2015
We laughed at the dumb fat guy who screamed at us and furiously swirled through our own baskets... but now I realize how clever that guy was!

If the mind for you is an opportunity to let you escape responsibility, then you are deeply sorry. Because in his place it was necessary, if not to catch, to find out whose children they are that they would have done explanatory work at home with you. And he probably just chased you and hid the facts of penetration into a military object bypassing all instructions. This is even if you do not take that in such places you can get drunk with any chemical, radioactive and other ugliness. As a result, he did not do good either to yourself or to you, and the fact that everything went without consequences is your overall happiness and luck.
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What are you reading? The story was about how for the smart man in the shape of stupid children mushrooms were collected. and free.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112364
 20.04.2015
Tagged 17072
Scandals, intrigues and investigations.
An underground army of bars with arbates and foam tubes plans to overthrow the government.
Thanks to Pori

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112363
 20.04.2015
I was scared by a colleague here.
arxont: Sitting, knocking on the keyboard and suddenly with such a philosophical look -
argont: “And you know – from the console all the servers look the same”
Argont: It would be nothing if in thirty seconds there was no hellish, painful and desperate crying “SUCK!!!”

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112362
 20.04.2015
Just to grind!

Excess testosterone is what makes a small percentage of women nervous and flamboyant in PMS. And men always have it for everyone. So, butterflies, stop complaining, treat the male sex with proper sympathy and understanding, you would also be not sugar always live THAT!))))
and----
PMS is justified by a sharp drop in the level of female hormones estrogen and progesterone after ovulation. Testosterone is not there at all. Yes, if men had a PMS with monthly and all this accompanying - every month! - It would have been given to hospitals for a long time without asking questions every month, ah.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112361
 20.04.2015
You are Freud:

Sho is that? Do colored eggs harm the child’s psyche? Simbolize, probably, what such a freudian in the inflamed consciousness of children’s defenders?

If the eggs were painted without your "HV" - let them paint. But I will not allow my child to rub my goddess without my consent. Rather, I would like to not allow, as nobody asks, but rubs how much they will think. by Pidaras.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112360
 20.04.2015
That is why they try to protect teenagers from sex in every way that their bodies are already mature, and their brains and self-control are not yet. Specifics of adolescent psychology. There is nothing to encourage children to do unthinkably, risky and irreparable things. They will do that, but with the consequences to understand their parents and society. A single mother’s offspring is only funny in anecdotes, but very sad in life.

and ***

They are not to be protected, but to be educated, to be taught, to prevent consequences. You have already borrowed your money!! Physiology is still not a water crane: it is twisted - and there is no problem...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112359
 20.04.2015
When I was gathering with the chickens for fishing, she begged me not to walk, almost rolled in my legs and all nudged and nudged.
YYY: You live alone! Who is she?
My liver...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112358
 20.04.2015
The simplest example of the dilemma is how to make the wolves satisfied and the sheep whole.

This is very important....

This is when the shepherd has eternal memory.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112357
 20.04.2015
by this:
I went to the kindergarten for my daughter. Last week, the children painted eggs (empty) for Easter, and now all of these painted eggs are displayed in the dressing room. My daughter’s co-worker pulls me to the stand: Look, that’s what I painted! Yes, I say, very beautiful. The boy doesn't get away: You see, even signed - X and B, that means Хорошеев Вова, that's my name!
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Wonderful believers, the fucking. First, foreign children in the state institution are bitten with painted eggs and forced to weep “Christ has risen!” and then on the internet they are outraged, saying why we are so disliked by atheists. And really, why would it be...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112356
 20.04.2015
The prefecture demands that everything be removed from the dome immediately.
What do you allow yourself? They resent.
In the sense? I don’t understand Mickey.
These letters!
- The letters mean "Christ has risen", says Mikitasov.
Don’t make us idiots, they make noise in the prefecture. - And I understand what you mean "Hey you!"
They were not convinced and had to dismantle everything.
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That is genius! I advise everyone to use this method.

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