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[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15700
 08.04.2009
There are many sub-cultures:
1st They are indigenous inhabitants of Basha. Those who do not post here shit, soppy and other lies, but almost all of them went to IT Happens and do not look here often.
2nd The second is the beast who will post all the shit. They in turn are divided into:
Children with Mosquito Caliber
b) splashes, nits and other half-fools.
Three Third are the partisans - who still remained here and fight for the revival of the bastion, fasting the bastion quotes and trying in every way to humiliate / survive the rejection of society from here, while not sowing the shit here.
4 is But these, the fourth, belong to the category of people who are generally coveted for quotes, and the main thing is to fuck at least a thread (orphography is especially welcomed in them). It is good that they and their own kinds of peoples are sinking.
By the way, look at the jump there are still partisans sitting =)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15699
 08.04.2009
Some people quite rightly believe that the song of the Bremen musicians "We came to you for an hour, and well you love us" is absolutely not about musicians...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15698
 08.04.2009
W: Dear, I want to jump with a parachute, I hope you don’t mind...
X: It is very dangerous!
I was so hoping that you would meet me on the ground with flowers.
X: Oh, with two of them.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15697
 08.04.2009
My boss is a genius. When he completely jerked his desktop, he just changed the screen resolution. The signs have become less - you can fuck more!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15696
 08.04.2009
I can cook, drink beer and wear sweaters, I’m not irritated by computers and cats, and I don’t care if you have a car! Young people with compasses and cats reading towers, which barracks do you go for peelings and beer? Where to meet you?
ZY: admin basha, make a familiar page. Too many people are looking for each other.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15695
 08.04.2009
M@Rk@ (18:12:38 6/04/2009)
I stood in the room. no one. I was in the village. and I don't want to move is there for you?
Lord (18:13:14 6/04/2009)
You just described my life.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15694
 08.04.2009
Read to the end!! It is just a shit!! Get to the top!! to
According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

Later, the press secretary of the Kiev Council that the mayor from today goes on a long-term vacation, as he decided to realize his long-standing dream from childhood - a flight into space. Our editorial office contacted the Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, and there confirmed information about the planned launch of the Orion-2 orbital station next month, on which American and Russian astronauts will be present, as well as a citizen of Ukraine, L. Chernowetsky, who also wished to take on board the station one of the domestic animals, which we did not find out in the press service of the cosmodrome.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15693
 08.04.2009
I almost died of laughter! xDD
Varvar: What happened to that?
Chukcha: I cut short on one forum. I decided to kill Nick "Tampon"
Varvar: the bugga!! to
Early Rousseau!
Chukcha: So is it. after registration entered the login and password and I see a page with the inscription:
You entered like a tampon.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15692
 08.04.2009
XHH: Our Matan underground is so rough that it wraps its scratches with insulated... %)
I guess he is screaming :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15691
 08.04.2009
But I’m absolutely crazy at House 2, because I don’t look at it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15690
 07.04.2009
I have seen a lot of contrasts in the world.
But Bentley with an old wooden trailer is very...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15689
 07.04.2009
I(y4k@ (1:12) :
I’ve seen a cottage of cottage...8

Messiah (1:12) :
Spring has already come.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15688
 07.04.2009
So begins the task of genetics-EGE!!! In Biology :

The bus moved a group of kindergartens. Masha was badly affected (1 gr. blood) and vanilla (3 gr. They urgently need a blood transfusion. Volunteer donors were called to help the children - the workers of the 5 construction brigade of the medical academy: Konopljanov, Tutkin, Putikov, Žgutikov and Knoppel. Cannoplanov was a dependent addict with experience, so he decided not to take blood for transfusions. <...>

This is the EEG.

[ + 97 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15687
 07.04.2009
It became interesting how much more people when installing any software remove the box from the point "Start after completion of installation", with a clear conscience complete the installation and immediately manually start the just installed application...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15686
 07.04.2009
Today Putin burned, who looks at "Our Rush". During a live broadcast from the Duma, which was shown on the TV channel Vesti, he stated directly: "Russia is a great country, and all the other countries envy us."

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15685
 07.04.2009
yyy: How to open a bowl with a tapk and two teaspoons?
xxx: sharpen one tablespoon on the wall, stick it to the stitches, hit it with a tap until it does not hit. then pull out the spoon, put it slightly to the right, and hit it with a tap again. Repeat this action many times.
Then take the second spoon (not sharp), and she has a spoon =)

XXX is another option. Shake the tablespoons on the bench until the bats are swallowed, bite the bowl, and start chasing you. Then throw them down and throw them down.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15684
 07.04.2009
What about "Classmates" then?
I don’t know my sleep.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15683
 07.04.2009
On the train Moscow-Peter travels a crowd of schoolchildren aged 10 from the sports school. Girl O asks a sacramental question: are our Moscow money operating in Peter?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15682
 07.04.2009
From ASI...

Who did you want to be when you were a child?
Chess: Hey... and the fucker knows who... and what?
Igor: Luckily, though whose dreams come true... you have become a fuck knows who

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15681
 07.04.2009
Tolerance is when the ass is red from anger, and the head smiles and sneezes. (from the sperm)

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