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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112335
 20.04.2015
Don’t look for a man, I’m looking for a man too.)
and twins.
XXX is a good option. The main thing is not to confuse.
Yyy: We will make them tattoos: left and right)
XXX: My Left XDD
YYY : Why?
Because I never have problems with my left socks. The right is forever lost.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112334
 20.04.2015
5 cops of the military:
When he served in not the worst troops, with his fellow servants he often discussed the topic: "how, well, how can you so bind the farm that half a thousand ryl, day and night work almost without rest (and it is on the state supply) and with great difficulty only serve themselves and not very successfully take out their own dirt? How is? Let God let these economic geniuses of efficiency run! And so we stand from the stupidity of officials, and there and stand it will not be.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112333
 20.04.2015
You have a deep soul. and cover.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112332
 20.04.2015
Spanish blade, worthy of the honor of becoming Queen of France,
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What a loud word is "a worthy honour". If you take a book that, although far from the real history, is still more canonical by default than a film, then
1st The Queen was married against her will.
2nd The king didn’t love her and didn’t put her in money.
Three She lived in constant fear for her life.
Although giving the suspensions to Buckingham was extremely reckless on her part.
Constance (the third idiot in your classification) was also married against her will to a greedy and disgusting old man. Yes, and blush with Charles d'Artagnan she didn't have time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112331
 20.04.2015
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And why has no animal species evolved into something new in the last five thousand years?
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Over the past 50 years, more than 2,500 cases of adaptation of insects to various pesticides have been recorded.

In the 1950s, the problem of bed bugs in the U.S. was practically solved by their eradication, but in the late 1990s in New York City appeared its new form resistant to the action of insecticides. These bugs have a thick wax-shaped cuticle, accelerated metabolism and dominant mutations that block the action of insecticides.

In the cave reservoirs live Mexican Pecilia (Poecilia mexicana Steindachner, 1863). These are fish of the family of viviparous (widespread among aquarians around the world). Aboriginal inhabitants of Southern Mexico have preserved one of the ancient religious rites of spelling the rain. They prepare a special paste from the root of local poisonous plants, and then submerge it in a cave lake for prayers.

The poison kills the Pecylia, which passes to the surface, and the peasants collect and eat them, calling for rain. By the way, the taste of Pecilia Mexican is just awful. The Mexican government banned this religious activity, however, nature also found a solution — many populations of the Mexican Pecilia evolved, developing resistance to the action of poison. It turned out that the cave forms of this species are able to withstand twice the concentration of poison than the cave forms, and accordingly their chances of survival are twice as high.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №112330
 19.04.2015
I believe that the value of the vote in elections and in general human rights should be taken into account in relation to the value of the person for society. What is a drug addict or an alcoholic for society? What is the value of their votes? The right to vote, the right to free education, the right to free treatment should only be in the hands of valuable people.
and...

I agreed, but I will determine the value.
by PS. You have not passed.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112329
 19.04.2015
The best birthday wishes I heard today at the children’s party. A six-year-old girl wished to her mate, “When you get old and die, I would like you to be an angel in heaven.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112328
 19.04.2015
and veterans. Do you know where the bikers came from? There were no Vietnamese veterans.
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Well, for a puppy of enthusiasm: not Vietnam, but Korea. Vietnamese veterans just joined them. Or just wandered around the country with al-la John Rambo bombs from the first part.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112327
 19.04.2015
You are a liar creature! I thought you couldn’t tolerate me, but you love me!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112326
 19.04.2015
To my observation that the curtains are twisted and there is no sight of what is happening on the planet, I was answered - "shorts! The case is moving! As well as feet. It’s all about mood."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112325
 19.04.2015
I have a friend who has a tea – she chewed the tea mushroom and talked to him. Loneliness and unnecessity are hard.
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Especially in a large family. Who needs lunches and clean clothes, and who provides them, does not matter to them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112324
 19.04.2015
The joke

Don’t be so nervous, lady. Go feed your cat, he is hungry.

Check your head to a click, save the planet from banality.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112323
 19.04.2015
This is the Overton window in action. In five years, you’ll be discussing the topic and why not 10 years old and not having sex if they want to. They are protected ".
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100-150 years ago, the normal age of a girl for marriage, beginning of sexual life and childbirth was considered 13-14 years. This is 3 years less than those of the Orenburg bees".
So whose window has gone through society since then?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112322
 19.04.2015
Prep, who noticed students with phones:
“Dear students, I know that with the advancement of technology you can have fun anywhere. But not on my pair.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112321
 19.04.2015
Orcs are the same elves, they just wet the mantle.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112320
 19.04.2015
A: What are you doing now?
I work in an international construction company.
A: Again with the Moldovans on the sweaters?
E: And with the hooks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112319
 19.04.2015
The Hungry Students
xxx: we sat yesterday on a pair, fourth
Silence, work is ongoing
HH: And here from somewhere behind.
and "Oh! This is with cabbage!"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112318
 19.04.2015
A friend complains about how his mother learns to drive a car:

It will be heavily moved to the right.
And she will not see it.
Even on the road on the road.
Everything is very well seen.
You can see the car jumping over the barrier.
Driving with vibration.
The wheel breaks out of hand.
And she doesn’t realize that she’s rushed to the bartender.
Barry8
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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112317
 19.04.2015
"So far there is no basis to claim that Mayor Yoshkar-Ola was abducted".

Do not be negative!

Per he was just soaked and buried.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112316
 19.04.2015
Answers
How to train sexual abilities?
Fuck the goose.

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