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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15660
 06.04.2009
Admins raising the Home 2 server, you have moved to the dark side of the Force!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15659
 06.04.2009
In the closet of a club:
For the loss of a number, the hand is cut off!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15658
 06.04.2009
Irvine: What are you doing?

Heavy Metal Hamster: Lifting the Woody dolls.

Irish: What and why?

Heavy Metal Hamster: You'll ask stupid questions soon you'll find out.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15657
 06.04.2009
<xxxx> 119. What is the scientific name of a lie detector?
<xxxx> Here’s one tip for you:
<yyyy> half a liter

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15656
 06.04.2009
taken in fire.
... (23:06:29 4/04/2009)
Oh even more! I found here "businessmen" - shrimp shrimp in Smolensk - "macrobrachium" - in Latin "bolsheruki" - i.e. With the right clothes. They are broken and sold as herbivorous shades in the fact that after the first line (i.e. the first line). The moons grow and the pepper grows. These creatures first fat the ribs then the plants, then kill ALL, etc. silicone from water seams - as a result of 200l of water on the floor. Damn the dish!

Srjones (23:06:58 4/04/2009)
Nihon to myself

... (23:12:13 4/04/2009)
In the camarad, such a fool grew to 35 cm of a monster. They killed and ate them all. as a result, in 100l at the bottom of the stone - in the middle of a pot with a hole, from the hole the whale drills all in the spines and teeth. This thing unfolds with difficulty - tk exactly in the width of the pot. The tube from the air sprayer is taken into the steel pipe. He fed her from an aluminum wire ring, you know - in such a thick white insulation - so she once ate the insulation overnight! And he asks in the forum: " what will happen? I don’t care about isolation, in principle. Type of cable, I have a dojo. But will the shrimp have constipation by chance?"...
...he has not written on the forum for a long time... worried even...

... (23:14:10 4/04/2009)
Well, yes, if you consider that the price of shakes has crossed all the boundaries of humanism, then - you understand yourself, when a small, funny curvature has eaten, foolish, discussion for 300 euros - untransmitted feelings!!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15655
 06.04.2009
[pin]: I remember how I met a man, I had to have a flash, everybody pass)
I am here...Hello. I want to get the flash, I want to get it out of my pocket. Ordinary gap from the keyboard. "oh, not that..." Cleaning the key.
man broke up everything, and over me a week of rust, such as "bexpace is not found?" "lu, enter is not left?" and so on.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15654
 06.04.2009
Pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28: pioneer28:

Pioner28: em... this is the seed I got from the keyboard

Was it hard to turn around? :D

Pioner28: I just wanted to get one :)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15653
 06.04.2009
Police of Bash. It became clear the meaning of the phrase: Fuck all day.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15652
 06.04.2009
A pleasant surprise is...
____________________________
dressing up in the evening, finding the capron socks she couldn’t find in the morning, in the jeans trousers she wore all day =)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №15651
 06.04.2009
I refer to the authors of the advertisement, the copy-paste of which I bring below.

— — —
The most fun games on the web are just for you!
Women, Men and Children
Not a boy.
You will not regret it!
— — —

I am a disrespectful advertiser. Let you know that for any person more or less familiar with the media on the Internet (blogs, forums, etc.).Caps can mean only two things: either it is a scream, or the writer is an idiot. In your case, this is obviously true, because judging by the Churban accent in the word “pasmatra”, you are non-Russian scotchers, by some coincidence caught up in the advertising business from the bazar, where you wept in bad Russian: “ai, daraga, padhad, pasmatra, what a haroshy orange, savsam ne hnyloy, tabe as a brother of all, liz vtradaraga atdam!”

I will reveal a secret to you. When you see your announcement, even an avid lover of fun T-shirts not only will not have the desire to click on it, but will also lose the desire to buy such at all because of the fear that the result of the purchase will be making money by people like you.

Therefore, I suggest you to remove your pocket from the tower, and you to roll it back to the markets. Better to go home, or there you missed the animals.

without respect,
Permanent reader of Bach.

p.s People who agree - coppastim post in the abyss! There is no censorship!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №15650
 06.04.2009
Comments on the blog post with the topic "Chocolate Coffee":

Master_Bookweed: what, foolish, "I cook chocolate!" I, foolish, look for a report on Kufaev, you understand, foolish, about Kufaev!!! A man, a fool, had lived like this before!! And to me, fucking, Yandex on request "Kufayev", links only to your scratched "Chocolate cupcake" issues! Idiots, learn to write literally!!! I hate you all!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15649
 06.04.2009
Kolo: Where did you meet?
XXX is 9th grade. I walked through the corridor at school, and here I was caaaaked with a tennis rocket on the scarf!
XXX: It is over.
The stars are like in comics.
XXX and I fell in love.
She was the most beautiful in school.
The most frozen.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15648
 06.04.2009
I saw the idiots, of course, but THIS... They came home to him, everything was right: they drank, they kissed, they went to bed... He began to dress me. It depends on my clothes. 5 minutes looked at the cowards and said that Mickey Mouse has too big ears and Donald’s mother is not that!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15647
 06.04.2009
Poster in the toilet:

“When you go, look around, is your conscience clean?”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15646
 06.04.2009
Did you get it right?

I got it!

What do you think is more likely to be picked out for: for full or for drunk?

for a full drink.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15645
 06.04.2009
If the team of the opponents fights, we are playing right.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15644
 06.04.2009
http://tomsoer.livejournal.com/395487.html

He sat in the subway at the end, stuck in the corner and stumbled. Through some
At some point, I feel someone knocking on my knee. I open my eyes ahead.
I am a aunt and her daughter on the journey, a girl aged 18, but with such a
A lot of a month, somewhere 7-8 months. My aunt kicks me on my daughter’s butt.
I was caught up and I first repented:
It’s not me, honestly.
The girl turned red and broke deep into the car, the aunt behind her. In general,
Uncomfortable somehow.

by Andrew (c)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №15643
 06.04.2009
Tolerance is when your ass is red from anger and your head is smiling.
and Kiev.
www.hultura.ru

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15642
 06.04.2009
>> Advice horror story about a monster from the sea depths
> Sponge Bob

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15641
 06.04.2009
Our sitadmin is bald and shaved.
Maybe he is a probator?

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