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[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46203
 20.04.2011
Anyone, explain why the cassette tape appears everywhere in the spring?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №46202
 20.04.2011
The tape:
Matvienko asked the people of St. Petersburg to remove the New Year's tree from the balconies.
Comments from Shit:
Per even in the elevators to stop riding?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46201
 20.04.2011
A new computer game:
XX: Half of the monsters from the video I recognized... I saw in the yard.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46200
 20.04.2011
On the radio DJs read SMS. "I congratulate my beloved husband..." And then the phrase "Next is not a clear text."
How to fuck in SMS can be written in unclear text!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46199
 19.04.2011
xxx :D You are a cowboy
YYYY :
I am a dolphin.
xxx :D You are a cowboy
yyy: *disappeared from the pressure of irrefutable argument*

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46198
 19.04.2011
She still has a strange name. not our own. Amanda Isabella is. She has a father like him.
2 is foolish?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46197
 19.04.2011
Arturio: What did you argue about?
tertuykalach: Status in contact “Popperlo: won a webcam, made a Nabate offer and hit the baash!” burned my priorities.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46196
 19.04.2011
Poster in the metro:
"Sweden vs. the...Sweden"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46195
 19.04.2011
Today I went with a colleague from work under a strong wind, and he recalled the story in the subject.

They go with a girl to the field, where cows are grazing. A strong wind rises.
She: Will the wind suddenly take me down?
He has no back mind.The cow does not blow the wind.

P.S The girl is positive, so both just cracked))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46194
 19.04.2011
After a night of cultural rest, 8 in the morning, the girl (D) writes on Skype with a mobile friend (P), who has already reached the comp in the neighboring room:

D: by Tol
A: Good morning
D: I pretend I'm sleeping and you say let him wake up and go to the kitchen and make me an omelette and coffee as he promised in the evening
Do you eat an omelette?
D: I don’t care if I just remove my foot from my face – I can neither stand up nor open my mouth!
D: and to go there longer - I quietly take home and if he asks you say that you do not know my name and that we had nothing with him.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46193
 19.04.2011
Dressed for the exam.
yyy: +5 to intelligence :D
xxx and put a coin in a shoe.
+10 to good luck :D
XXX: and fuck the textbook.
YYY: Yes, you have real chances of passing the exam, do you hope to have taken the textbook in the library, or do you all struggle together with one bitch as with Nastycha? :D

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46192
 19.04.2011
Tatiana (00:49:47 19/04/2011)
How do you feel about Peggy?

Vovik (00:50:06 19/04/2011)
For what?? to

Vovik (00:50:16 19/04/2011)
Peggygink is what?? to

Tatiana (00:50:32 19/04/2011)
Peggying (English Pegging is derived from Angl. Peg (peg) is a type of heterosexual sex in which a woman, using a phalloimiter or a strapon, penetrates into the anus of a man.

Vovik (00:50:50 19/04/2011)
Go to shit.

Tatiana (00:51:05 19/04/2011)
That is positive :D

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №46191
 19.04.2011
Boys, remember – if a woman says ‘no one likes me...’ (as an option of ‘I don’t have sex’), she always means someone specific!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46190
 19.04.2011
I jumped into GTA4. You said there are prostitutes here and you can horrify them in the car... I went around the city at night and didn’t find them.
If you don’t even want a prostitute to play...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46189
 19.04.2011
Kljaksa: I decided to lose weight from today. To work and from work pulled on foot, my legs hurt, chew! In this way, it saved 72 rubles on transportation!

Kljaksa:...on the way back near the house didn’t stand and for the saved money bought 2 chocolates (((

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46188
 19.04.2011
XXX is Hi! You finally bought a new monitor, congratulations!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: but fucking how did you know, I just bought yesterday, I haven't told anyone yet!! How is?
xxx: And why would you still create on the forum topic "People, help find porn in Full-HD 1080p" :D
yyy: >_< black

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46187
 19.04.2011
xxx ( 23:51:06 )
Why does the status change every 5 minutes?
yyy ( 23:51:31 )
How they change?
xxx ( 23:52:33 )
Employed - gone, busy - gone
yyy ( 23:53:26 )
I just watch a movie...hz..will probably when I touch the psk he changes
xxx ( 23:53:40 )
What do you touch?
yyy ( 23:55:17 )
Their ?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46186
 19.04.2011
XX: Do you think of me as an idiot?
Tagged: lf
YYY: No

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46185
 19.04.2011
<Sny> it was not so difficult for me to surrender that to explain to my young man that I do not hide anything from him and my password from contact - 'I will not tell'

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46184
 19.04.2011
Anya: When will you have a party? Am I missed?
I am sick :(
Anya is poor. Can I bring you something?
Dima – the sex!! to
Will the temperature not rise?
Dima – Don’t worry! Everything will rise!
Anya: Well I have no doubt, you can always rely on this plan!
Dima – Here is it! Rely on me!

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