Talk to my son:

I don’t want cheese, it’s too sweet.
I: Why so suddenly? There is no sugar.
son: I don't like it without spaghetti, and with spaghetti it's too sweet (

Don’t be afraid to fall into dirt. Fear to fall your face into melted wax or, say, sulfuric acid.
@bekosh

Then drive 500 meters, if you see the store, you have not turned there.

In the smoking, men under the age of 50 discuss the passage of Max Payne and Bullet Storm, one whispered:
- It's another thing, when I was passing the fallout, so I was thrown into shake by beer covers on the street, so I wanted to pick them up.

Nox: What is it?
Someone was invited to the wedding. There was a fifteen-year-old baptist nephew of my grandmother's granddaughter in the line of the niece of my three-year-old brother in the father's line to marry. I don’t know who and why. Go to Nashville.

xxx: Today in Skype correspondence with the boss made the most charming print: "I name the partners, so that the secretaries do not relax". The expression survived.

I was painted in red, not acid but noticeably changed the color. I met a friend. He did not notice. With whom does not happen. But, we pass by near the ATM, he says that it was like another. I look like a bankomat. I ask what the difference is. He replied, half a ton was darker. Shit, that the ATM changed the color for half a ton he noticed, and that I changed the color for four tons - not.

alex (20:54:28 17/04/2012)
Are your breasts an erogenous zone?and [
ylka (20:54:47 17/04/2012)
One of them...
Alex (20:55:05 17/04/2012)
What’s wrong with the second breast? Paralyzed by :
ylka (20:55:17 17/04/2012)
The MLA! One of the erogenous zones.

As in the institute at the Lractic from the morning, one group, who works as a bartender and just from the shift, almost falls asleep, the teacher every time looking at him issues:
Go home, I let you go!
No, it has already been released.

A nuclear bomb is also not difficult to make if all the details are at hand.
Mentos and kola?
Tagged: uranium
Uranium and car?

x> I went to yoga yesterday. The instructor says: Breathe with your toes, pull the anus and eyes towards each other.
Y> It seems the translator was wrong. The original was: who does not breathe with his fingers, the eye on his ass stretch!

xxx is. Do you put your soul in the records?
YYYYY Is it possible to take a photocopy?

My daughter is 10 years old. Her height is 1 m 50 cm, and she is already growing with her grandmother. Should my grandmother buy a child’s car seat?

The youth is gone!
XX: nor can they normally write, nor can they formulate their thoughts.
XXX is horror!
solidarity with you (
ZZZ: How old are you?
YYY: 21
Xxx: 21
zzz: oh fuck, you are the elderly dinosaurs of time

Z&Nuda: He got it!In the cafe after eating will collapse on the chair and toothbrushes in the teeth

It’s fitting for everyone :(

Zizi: Tell him that you are decent people, and, in the end, you can be cut off.

Unnoticed :)))

Z&Nuda said :(

I was surprised and asked, but why do the waitresses put toothbrushes on the table?

Is he a Neanderthal?

Z&Nuda: Ugu:( and then went to the toilet with a toothbrush, returned and said: "Imagine,

Someone put a toilet paper there!! I wanted to use it, but I remembered in time.

We are good people."
and :(

I broke up with yours yesterday. He took all his things and left his socks. I will throw them out, in the window, let them break!

From the recall in the Android market on the alarm to disable which you need to solve math problems.
Capped
I found a bug - if in the standard task manager twice to tap on the completion, then it stops ripping, please fix, two weeks I can no longer get up in time.

I went to a shop and exchanged bills. It is 11 p.m. and the store is closing. Let’s go, friend without a back mind:
Please exchange five hundred rubles. You will end soon anyway.

xxx: Remember, our medicains have the habit of calling what we call "peach", "peach"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So, behold, she came to check the mantle, and when Serega approached, she looked at his hand, and said, “You have something, a little piss.”
XXX: Friendly Gogot spread across the floors
YYY: XD

The AAA:
I just got out of the plane - Moscow-Shanghai - 10 hours of flight, $#huy
The BBB:
$#huy... I can’t even imagine what a terrible match it was if you closed everything with symbols except the word E. :D