The company played a game like a crocodile. I found a card with the word "give". Lily has to guess it.
Lily, what do women do?
They are taking!
The game stands up.

What kind of chocolate do you like? Bitter or milk?
YYY is foreign!

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yyy: in the duty-free trade store
YYYY: Deuti-free speaking in Russian

Vasily: I saw a guy in a beer bowl costume on the street))) I decided that this was a sign from above and naebenilso)))

The video titled "epic batl between guitar and saxophone in the NY Underground" on the video - two guys who play guitar and flute respectively (play good, by the way).
Best Comment: "This is the weirdest saxophone I’ve ever seen"

How about the excursion? What do you like the most?))
Dude: The horse was most impressed by a 2-meter truck in a hole. by Pizzeria!! The ceiling of the standard cartilage is somewhere 2.25m.
Dude: It’s not just a horse with a smooth fur. It’s like a mammoth fucking horse!! to
Dude: A giant hairy hairy hairy dog. Such a big horse.
Are you impressed by Shayr? and :)
Dude: What a bold ball the horse impressed me!
He has smart eyes.
Dude: and the end in diameter is larger than my length

XXX: Through the window of the Tadzjikistan throw the ice
Fuck how sad you wrote.
YYY: I had a straight smile asleep.
Just like Dostoevsky.
YYY: in 1 phrase the whole way of life in Moscow

The chef at work told me today. She lived in the Amur region. And suddenly, acki tiger, said to the children, "have they gone on the train to ride?" and fucked from her husband to the Lower to distant relatives. Fuck my aunt Tania.

Kataka: I want to hear Russian as foreigners hear it. Whether it looks like an exquisite French or still on Michelbe-Bischalbe
amorphine: in Moscow, Essex, Michelbe

qwertyxt: Use the old good bubble sorting method
DeadlyA: The bubble? Is it when there are a couple of alcohol bubbles on the table at the keyboard?
qwertyxt: just don't say you don't know the bubble sorting method :D
DeadlyA: Oh... Well... you’re taking a bubble. Slowly drink it. You throw something somewhere.

I go to the hairdresser today.
Denis: What is it?
Tomorrow I will be beautiful.
Denis is. Are you terrible today?
Olga: has he broken up?
Today I am alone, tomorrow I am another.
Today is terrible, and tomorrow at the barber.
Olga: Just the hair has grown (
Denis is. Will you be beautiful tomorrow? Just cutting your hair?

The Sapphire Answers:
Is it possible in the full version of the game to make the body of Paulie not on the floor, but on the bed (version of 1C)?
2 OMG, why? Did you fuck the body?

Amendments to the law make it not mandatory for implementation.

not my own.
We lived next to the forest. One beautiful and quite ordinary morning, our neighbor Galina, as usual, went to work. The unusual thing was that on the way she found a frozen protein on the ground (we then never found out for what purpose she picked it up. Maybe on a necklace, maybe on a collar, or on the principle of "everything will work out in the farm"). In general, she took the white home and went to work herself. The son was already in school at that time, and the husband was returning from a business trip that day.

After a couple of hours, the chief looks into the department and tells us that Galkin's husband is calling with some strange questions, saying whether everything is okay with his wife, whether we have not noticed something strange and asks to send her home urgently.

In general, the protein was not dead, but very even alive. She warm up in the apartment and decided that she was the hostess here. And our Galia, in trouble for herself, from the morning blinked and left a note to her husband. White those blades throughout the apartment on drying and hanging. Especially stunned in the corridor on the loose horns. When the door to the apartment opened, he hid.

Now imagine your husband’s condition: he wasn’t at home for a week, he’s coming in, and there... BLINKS EVERYWHERE and a note “Dear, it’s for you!”

She ate like a bird, half her weight a day.

Commentary on the film "The Evil Dead: The Black Book":
P.S to P.STo those who proclaim this film “the best horror of recent years”, I highly recommend watching the election debates of Gennady Zyuganov and Mikhail Prokhorov.

<Sarcasm>
Miss Russia in 2012. Well, the main thing is not killing people... Well, why a girl with two children know who is Marshak and Agnia Bartho... And where does she, a pupil of music school, know who wrote Polonez Oginsky? What about the earth around the sun...What is it to you, Copernicus? and :)
< / sarcasm>

I realized that my brother somehow disliked me after he tried to sell me on eBay.

by Alexander:
But fucking, you’re just going to roast now.
I rented an apartment last summer with a girlfriend.
After violent sex, we lie down, silence...
And there is the sound of an opening beer and the sound of a telescope.
Sasha, he heard me.
Check now
"Man, here is a good hearing"
– Yes!! to
OO OO
There was no more sex :(

July: O_O

XHH: I bring the client HASP- key for 1C. One of the administrators, standing in front of the server with the key, thoughtfully turns it in his hands, asks: "Where to insert it, in the ass?"
Without the left thought absolutely seriously answer: "1C recommends in the back".

Such rust and "Well if 1C recommends in the back" I did not expect))))