I wanted to change the windows. Waiting for freezers. They call back, they say that near my house now the car is parked and will come. I sit and wait. Fifteen minutes pass, I call and ask when they finally come. At the end of the line: Who are you? Your client, I say, I wait for the measures to come. After a tense silence, the freezer says: - And now, who have we measured?

In the Garden of Alexandria, a young couple, looking at Пржевальского's bust, discussed who she was seeing.
Look at, look at! The pursuit of him! He is a general!
What is next to him?
This is a camel! Then it is clear! They are severe!

here here :

Now all Alicia, Snowmen, Vitaly and Dominica. Not all, but half.

On the other hand, the whole of Evdokia, Ulyana, Martha and Angelina. They can then hostile clans of names or fight to walk the wall on the wall.

and swallow. If you get married, go to the left. Honors and responsibilities for actions - no, like teenagers with a lack of courage. If you are completely unable, then divorce and then engage with anyone. Stay foolish, but at least keep your face.

>>> yyy: The freebsd administrator’s manual, compared to the oracle documentation, is an outstanding, mother of it, monument of verbality. Written easily, fascinating, and very emotional.

As a student, I learned microcontroller. The first was PIC. I felt the documentation was incomprehensible. The second was AVR. The PIC's manuals seemed to be masterpieces of documentation.

It was the third time I went to STM. And then I thought that in vain I was chasing on AVR's...

It seems necessary to supplement the concept of extremist activity (extremism) contained in the Federal Law "On Countering Extremist Activities" with such a manifestation as the denial of the results of the referendum.Chairman of the Investigative Committee Alexander Bastirkin.

Man, what are you sitting for?
for the rape. And you?
He denied electricity in Yalta.
Is this how the earth carries you?

This is a funny thing, but it’s time to change it.

We drive the car, in front of the indicator with big letters "NEW LIFE". Well, we think we’re going in now, and AAAAM!!! And there is a cemetery... Although from a religious and philosophical point of view they are right.

Lisa: Today I had a girlfriend from Altistic. I told her. Before I had a mattress, I slept on the couch. And she answered me absolutely indiscriminately that while she had no couch, she slept in a container blanket.

Musicians are like that. I have a bassist friend, so to say, spent the night, made a child with his wife in a coat from a bassist.

Fuck, this is a universal thing!
What else does she know?? to

You can still swim on it.

Lisa: in the hood? Or in a counterbase?

Alexander: In the coffin on the counterbase

One day my girlfriend asked me, “How many girls did you have before me?”

What my brain said, “Well, more than you have!”

We laughed and it was the only time I was able to turn it out.

I was called today and invited to an interview in one of the offices, there was a very interesting dialogue with an aunt from the personnel department (OK):

Are you an optimist?

I: Why are you asking?

OK: How do you deal with life’s difficulties?

I – that is. Do you want to say your salary is delayed?

Okay... yes...

Income of 20114. You can’t handle the washing machine? No, seriously, you really do not understand how to put the underwear in the car, where to put the powder and which two or three buttons to press? Do you ask my mom to show you?? to

The Pizzeria.

When we have a new washing machine or any other household appliance in our homes, we do not know how to use it properly. That’s why we read the paper instructions attached to this technique, or googled them on the Internet (well, the paper the enemies dropped, it happens). This skill is enough for some reason even the most dumb girls taboo. Do you admit that you are stupid?

Husband photographs wife in new underwear
Fuck it in.
I am already (

Don’t print all of the Ahina on the packages of cigarettes. and. It is enough to write: "The proceeds will go to the Deputy Aid Fund"! Half the world will quit smoking! ! to

Stranger: It’s hard to have parents. Right now, my wife and I are trying to convince the child that her favourite horseback is called Plotva.
Artem: It is normal! Only to the school, explain that the hymn of the Russian Federation and the Imperial March are somewhat different works.

Characteristically, even Count Lev Nikolaevich did not teach anyone about this.

Has Tolstoy taught anyone? Have you read a book carefully? His own style of exhibition is exclusively mentoring!

xxx> what about the ZP?
yyy> yes, hz чо po zp, эх, yop.
xxx> a great and powerful tongue

by 20100

All you have achieved. This child's life in school has ruined by adding a bunch of unnecessary problems, and your mother named Yulia has not deprived you of your individuality. You are a fool without brain and talent.

to this:

Why should a healthy child not eat a favorite soup?
Why should an adult?

Yes, because the adult has assigned this duty to himself (useful, nutritious, etc.), and the child is suffocated by the adult by force. And it begins: the first experience of confrontation with violence, the understanding that adults are indifferent to your desires and feelings, learned helplessness (this is a term such as when there is nowhere to run, and then they do not run, even if there is a place to go), awareness of the injustice of the world, injustice, the acquisition of the skill to deny in general everything that adults offer (including knowledge). Many break, do as they say, and then the aging parents in horror: How was he seduced into this sect (band)? Why does he listen to them? They are accustomed to obeying. I’m not talking about obesity and diabetes from the sweet habit of eating everything on the plate, no matter how much there is. And I’m still a biologist, but psychologists would add a lot more.

I read a joke about my husband's mistress, remembered one acquaintance.
She periodically pissed some aunts, whom she suspected that they had plans for her husband. When she was asked, “What fucking thing, will she deal with her husband?” the acquaintance honestly replied:
Girls are easier to fuck because they are weaker.
b) I like to fight
My husband likes when his grandmother fights for him.