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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №15600
 04.04.2009
No matter what young woman you take in wives, as soon as they grow younger.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15599
 04.04.2009
One of the most successful jokes of past times belongs to the Englishman.
Horatio de Vir Coulou. He handed out carefully selected tickets to the theatre.
men with baldness, resulting in looking at their glowing skulls with
The above line could clearly read a rough word.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №15598
 04.04.2009
The neighbor is a genuine gin. Open the bottle, it’s here.
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15597
 04.04.2009
xxx: I've got sex here, with a virgin)) what to do so that everything is technically done?
yyy: pull out the cable, pull out the glass

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15596
 04.04.2009
Fixing the glasses on my cheeks, I thought it was time to play sports and start losing weight!( by

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15595
 04.04.2009
Division_by_Zero: Who is it? ...... and I?! to
Division_by_Zero: Yes I live for risk!!! to
Division_by_Zero: Have you ever drank a compot from a 3-liter bowl? When the apples seem to lie first a bunch on the bottom, and you drink and tilt the bowl, and you think they will fall? Will not fall? You know they will fall! You cannot stop anymore!! Adrenaline is getting worse!! You drink and you drink!! And here it is! This bunch of apples is crumbling, the splashes are flying! You have all the fuck in the compot, mom in the compot!!! But you are happy with yourself and you smile and think "I did it"!! Such moments are worth living! Do you understand?? to
Holy[Sky]Diver: Fuck, you turned my world!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15594
 03.04.2009
She says, you are so cute.
She is fucking?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15593
 03.04.2009
I appreciate the contribution of the great Soviet scientists, but to call the Russian Federal Nuclear Center by the name of the academic Zabakhin...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15592
 03.04.2009
According to the approved quotes, it can be concluded that among the models there are a couple of real progers, and also a blonde and a schoolboy. But sometimes they drink and/or smoke together.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15591
 03.04.2009
I’ve never thought about where puppies go when they grow up.
I recently met one, now he is a Gaiishnik.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15590
 03.04.2009
Pip: My grandfather, told about the top of Ukrainian greed, his neighbor had a motor, a tank and other things, just a body, wheels, steering wheel and a seat one...he each autumn hit him full of strawberries, pushed him on the track typically broke and voted...in general his good people on the trunk who could drag... so he got to Moscow and kicked there vegetables)))) and back in the same way...And you say the gas tires, completely naughty... all the way they were)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15589
 03.04.2009
I have one girl when she is watching the series and there some kissing sheds her hands like a fan and screams “Trap her!” Is this normal behavior? andquot;
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If I’m not the only one, then I’m not quite sick ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15588
 03.04.2009
by 111
It was a long time ago and it is not true.
by 222
It was yesterday and I can quote it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15587
 03.04.2009
A wise woman will always tell a nice man)))

The experienced will do...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15586
 03.04.2009
Dear admin of Basha. Thanks for the April 1 joke. Thanks to her I discovered for myself the Belarusian tower, which is much more funny, more soulful and there are no stupid children.
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Quote of poison, of course.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15585
 03.04.2009
<xxx> By mixing vodka with champagne, I was having sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15584
 03.04.2009
The woman has a thirst for blood.
What is the vampire status? ?
She: the mla... delay is the 6th day... %)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15583
 03.04.2009
told a friend. They put their networks in the same office. The cables themselves passed under the ceiling. The distance between the ceiling and the panels itself is 3 fingers, BUT! Naturally, nothing can be discarded. This is "special" A trained rat. He attached a cable to it, slowly tapping the ceiling passed 20 meters, gave a conditional signal with the same tapping, the rat bit a hole in the ceiling, and, along with the cable, jumped on his shoulders. Walia, the network stretched where it should be and without damage! At the request to sell this miracle for any money, he refused.

P.S And you say, cat, odmin... figna... rys, odmin... Here!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15582
 03.04.2009
In the European Union, there is a law prohibiting the production of salmon from any vegetables. But here is the paradox, in Portugal, carrots are almost not a national dish! And what do you think was forbidden to Portugal to produce this spice? Or did the EU law make an exception for Portugal? No is! These wise men issued a law according to which carrot in the territory of Portugal is... The fruit!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15581
 03.04.2009
Of course, all have been quoted about "I have one" and "I am one such", and yet.. I have one girl when watching the series and there some kisses his hands as a fan and shouts "take her!"? Is this normal behavior?

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