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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96710
 15.04.2014
How are pedestrians allowed?
Not like the trains.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96709
 15.04.2014
“I’m losing weight from my aunts at work. One - over 50 - in a transparent shirt - the underwear shines from a distance, the other, slightly younger - over 40 - in such a shirt - slightly inclined to the comp - pockets on the screen. and young people walk in jeans, shorts quite long or in free pants at all - no hint of anything...

...and on every corner they hunt for the disbanded youth...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96708
 15.04.2014
stol_petr> Modern Orthodox sites are something about.
stol_petr> full of darkness, suffering and descriptions of all kinds of torture article "The Crucifixion of Christ" and buttons Like!, +1, Switch

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96707
 15.04.2014
Yesterday you made me seriously think about a few words.
YYY: over which? "Wodka for me!"
xxx: No, over the fact that sex is more stressful than training.
XX: I thought for a long time and could not understand what was wrong.
xxx meet up

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96706
 15.04.2014
Comments on the post with the survey to introduce/not introduce troops in the southeast of Ukraine:
n_ev: I feel like a cowboy. Wow, get in now!
sharpen_up: Paradoxically, people on the other side of the barricades also feel like Kabayev: Vova, end it! and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96705
 15.04.2014
The following is ☆
I lay here near the wall, and decided to try my hands in the game of shadows... I got a bad Doberman instead of a good dog and a worried whale (from Brickleberry) instead of a good rabbit.

and Genoa:
I’ve always been in the game of shadows.)

The following is ☆
What did you do with the figures?

and Genoa:
and :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96704
 15.04.2014
In the sub-Russian language:

Instead of "how to drink to give", it was heard from the lady "How to give" and used as blasphemy. About "that he is like a pudding!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96703
 15.04.2014
5 more copies about "born literacy"
These children not only read a lot from childhood, they still heard (and listened) at home, and sometimes from neighbors, a literate speech. Radio was a standard of pronunciation.
And if at home, in addition to the mat, they say: lies, lie down and go, and on TV: incident, precedent and firefighters, and they all commented on someone, so what do we want from children?
There are no oranges from the asses.
It’s sad to hear this, but you have to start with yourself.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96702
 15.04.2014
Foreign Policy Success:
At the UN Security Council, Nigeria told Russia that its notions of 19th-century spheres of influence are impossible in the more complex modern world.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96701
 15.04.2014
Chika_Tilo: He lived with a boyfriend. I did not have any complaints about anyone, I could say I loved everyone. Then there appeared a girl...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96700
 14.04.2014
A series of funny coincidences.
On the sofa in front of the TV, a black cat sleeps peacefully. On the television show another mouth about spiritism, witchcraft and hell.
In medieval Europe, black cats were considered to be unclean animals, for this they were burned on fires along with witches, melted, etc. The cat wakes up and begins to glide carefully without lowering the eye from the box.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96699
 14.04.2014
XXX: He made the eggs, hugged. There will be no photo
YYY: I did the opposite. Also without photo.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96698
 14.04.2014
Writing in the Non-Russian Dictionary. and :)
On the airport I often see a cute ad "I need to get worse." And after all, from the positions "it" is written correctly, you will not stick.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96697
 14.04.2014
Unfortunately, the words have gone out!
The best compliment to a girl in VK: you are a snake!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96696
 14.04.2014
A colleague came from America, brought coffee in grains. The name is Ubuntu.
I will go to a glass of fresh salad.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №96695
 14.04.2014
Hi to you! I would like to buy an annual subscription.
The training room below the street. It is shy.
I know.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96694
 14.04.2014
xxx: I would like more tips on tourism from professionals and amateurs on the site, a very interesting topic
WOW: The only advice is to take and go :)
It is better to start with experienced people. Well, or in the "lazy" march for a few days with days in a stationary camp.
zzz: you have a mistake in the word “girls” :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96693
 14.04.2014
We have signed a contract with a company called... Attention to! The city of Moscow - CPP. Number of contract _111-UEF_ ))))
WOW: that is. I understand correctly that under this contract, Mr. Weef, a native of the Kin-ja-dza galaxy, is giving you his graviCappa for a bit of the KC? ))))))))))))))
I am sure! ? but rush for some reason only me, the rest are not in the topic, the fingers at the whiskers (((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №96692
 14.04.2014
And, by the way, I will touch on another topic, directly related to the quality of the pulp produced.
Pirate books and movies are not preferred to be licensed because they are cheaper (in the age of electronic libraries and online cinemas, this is already a controversial issue), but because they are better quality! You buy, say, a film licensed - there and the translation was done on the courts, without taking the seeds out of the fist (and starting directly from the title of the film), and another ten minutes of advertising (not passed!) at the beginning of the disk is pressed (with 18+, when on the disk cartoon for the audience of 6+). What kind of hero should I watch? I have already paid for the movie. And the book, say, about Harry Potter, I better download, where will be Voldemort and Snape (or the Evil), than I put my blood for "Volan" and, blatantly, "Snow" (what is necessary to smoke in general for such shit, I will humbly silence).
And until this does not get to the nonsense that our "rights" protect, no one will buy license shit (and a few people who speak the languages of the originals will buy the originals better).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96691
 14.04.2014
The story of Diablo III:
He broke out the soj (the most damaging ring in the game) with good characteristics, showed the Sopartis, delighted together, but just put it in the box, because it was necessary to enchant him at the guess, decided that I would do it later.

We continue the farm, then I ask Pat:
XXX is faster.
Tagged: ahah
ZZZ: It looks like that.
XXX: is it straight?
YYY: Yes, very much
ZZZ: clearly yes
xxx: really magical ring, lying at home in the box, and we started farming faster

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