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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №29379
 29.04.2010
A failed personal life makes a man a good philosopher, a woman a wonderful swahou.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29378
 29.04.2010
Four years ago was the case.
Purchased in the Voentorge on Bluehrer taburet.
He arrived by tram to Uralsk and moved on the bus 28.
Icarus with Harmony. All places are occupied, but no one stands.
He put the tabouret next to the bow of the front left wheel and sat on it.
At the next stop, the grandmother enters, quickly "shakes" around the cabin and realizes that there are no places. Then scan the space in front.
In the sense of “who would get rid of it.”
He finds me.
(In Russia, in front of the bass, there is a legitimate "baby" reservation, and then a young barrel "blowed up" into it).

Give up, he says, my place!

(I am sure you won’t refuse)

I ask: Do you really need to get here? It will not be easier...

Stand up up! You are! have talked!

And, looking for support, I turned my eyes to my grandmother, who was sitting on my left.

He breathed hard, stood up, moved the board back four rows and sat on it again, continuing to see the action, but being already “out of reach”.

The one who insisted on concessions, stumbled. I did not expect such magic.
It felt like I was supposed to have a chair underneath this young naked.
The second.
... two.
At the third there was an understanding, and then Anger struck the brain.

And here it came out of her. by Popperlo. by increasing. Like a stream that breaks out after installing a good two-litre enema.

And, what is interesting, she began to support (without standing up at the same time) the grandmother on the left.
It was she who determined the diagnosis - "PSYH", saying, thus, the last word in this article.

But it was not there.

I endured the theatrical pause and, in general silence, explained to the hall that it was her chair that was twisted to the floor, not me.
Furthermore, there was a whispering of passengers and their confused eyes on each other.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29377
 29.04.2010
The modern church has the same attitude toward God as the theater’s cashier has toward art.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29376
 29.04.2010
None of this she writes to me:"Sorry We must break up"I was in a shower but I replied to her"Dreaming is not harmful"...

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29375
 29.04.2010
My breasts will soon be like strawberries.
Green in the strip?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29374
 29.04.2010
Here recently terribly quarreled with a friend, very offended him, and promised to myself that I will not forgive him until he is tearful, and almost standing on his knees will not ask forgiveness... In general, I was very offended... So this, the fuck, found a way to reconcile, without saying a word! And I broke this promise to myself and forgave it almost simply so!!! But now I have a poppy polyethylene size of approximately 2.5 by 2.5 meters!!!! to
I love it ? ? ? In other words ?

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №29373
 29.04.2010
Daps12: The gentle gasoline cargo today. Give contacts

Gaga: On Wednesday, I also noticed - the cargo gazelles are especially gentle!

Engineer: gentle gasoline cargo today
A tint on the wind.
The lights lick the asphalt slightly wet.
Under the wheel, I will sleep today.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №29372
 29.04.2010
Two after sex.
She: May it be better
He is HM. It has already happened...! to

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29371
 29.04.2010
So I want to offer the "Destroyers of Proverbs" sisters Zaytsev to check the proverb "Once not Pidaras"

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29370
 29.04.2010
From a motorcycle:

...
by Kai
Zombies were in the store and I was delighted to see two boys buying chocolate and Coca-Cola rushing down - for two.(Suddenly not a beer with cigarettes) So not everything is lost. You can’t fix everyone. You have to start with yourself, and so to say, continue and educate.)
...
Cobra
2Kai
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
electricity from a coconut bottle - one piece is made)) and from chocolate you need only foil.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29369
 29.04.2010
She: You just want sex from me, and I want to walk, talk to you, so that you are interested in me!
He: Well, let’s go to the cinema!
He is after the movie: Well, come to me!
She: No, I need to get up early tomorrow and if you thought well, then for sex you could go home right away, not to the movie to invite me!
He is :?? to

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29368
 29.04.2010
xxx: I can’t do it ?
I watched this picture outside the window.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: by the street to the side of the prospectus car cleaner-brushed boldly all the sand from the road to the sidewalk
XXX: 10 minutes ago
xxx: and now the reverse side passed by a yard with a hammer and melted all the sand back on the road.
Everything has been done very well.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Russia of Hule ))
XXX: the car with the brush is back - I cry))
xxx: aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh shit :D
xxx: follow the continuation of events in our reports XD

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №29367
 28.04.2010
July-Che (00:57:22 28/04/2010)
Disconnected

July-Che (00:57:31 28/04/2010)
My cat has cleaned up.

July-Che (00:57:47 28/04/2010)
He poured out a glass of water and spread it across the kitchen.

July-Che (00:57:55 28/04/2010)
I washed up ?

F. Mercury (00:59:03 28/04/2010)
Fashionally

F. Mercury (00:59:07 28/04/2010)
How much took?

July-Che (00:59:22 28/04/2010)
A couple of boxes)

F. Mercury (00:59:30 28/04/2010)
Not a roasted cat.

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29366
 28.04.2010
I recently went with my beloved in the electric car. He is silent, holding my hands... He looks at them... And suddenly says:
It would be a beautiful skeleton.

Here are the compliments ?

[ + 83 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29365
 28.04.2010
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I decided what I wanted to be when I grew up! ? ? ?
Thus, you are 20. You have grown up.
Tagged: blue

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29364
 28.04.2010
I was at a Gothic wedding.
What about the face?
Broken to happiness!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29363
 28.04.2010
Teacher: Create a simple data structure, call it "Student". It will contain the following fields: Name, group, middle_ball. What other?
Students: Strength, agility and endurance!

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29362
 28.04.2010
I have here when viewing the news in contact the question arose... or suspicion...
Here is one old classmate, even at the first school where I studied, she recently got married, well, about six months like.
And he writes in the status: "We have joy - only the closest will understand! I am so happy!" and joins groups such as "mothers", "fruit uzi in women", "clothes for pregnant women", "children’s shops", "happy parents", "young moms"... well in almost 20 - 25 groups of such content...
And I think... those who didn’t understand what their joy was – is it actually a wooden belt?? to
This preamble was
Now the ambulance.
I ask you, what is your happiness to congratulate you with? :)
Do you know what I was answered?
I was answered: "sacred))))))))))"

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №29361
 28.04.2010
At the universe, when the conflict began, we received textbooks in the library. The author of the textbook I. Baty, and on my copy some wise man wrote the second co-author V. The mouth! Rushed long and all the flow!!! to

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29360
 28.04.2010
DimON:there is an interesting thing, in the letter 1956 on the letter "L" drawn a spoon, and 2010 spoon...

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