The abolition of criminal psychiatry has deprived some of our citizens of timely qualified medical care.
by Timothy67

The husband says to his wife:
You look so good, you feel like you have sex more often than I do.

_tom_: Yesterday the senior shift guessing the scanword with photos of celebrities did not recognize Chuck Norris.
Tom: I didn’t go to work today.
Tom: I worry about her.

Review of Bentley Continental 750k

For this price, you can take the rubber and throw it out in the summer.

I fell in love with a 16-year-old daughter.
Walks around the apartment now happy, the dress measures - tomorrow they go for a walk, singing the Imperial March, turns, shines...
That is, singing not some fucking joke from the repertoire of any Timati or Bieber, but the Imperial March! A happy girl in love.
I feel the best father in the world. = = )

If you test two alpha and two beta decay with lead, you will get gold.
This is how Jesus made his pieces of wine.

Tantriel: Pritchin, yesterday going past the cafe heard the most suitable song at the wedding : "The bridegroom wanted, here and flew..." And the wild expression of the mother’s face of the bride)))))))

Today there was no hot water at home, I called, complained. Just arrived an emergency, asked or all okay. I immediately called the police and asked if everything was OK.
I need to call you tomorrow, complain that there are no roads in the city, suddenly I will respond as quickly.

Epic File, Epic File
When late in the evening from the lazy you throw into the garbage and not into the garbage of the third floor, and in 10 minutes you are called on the door, you open and get to the mouth - it is not Epic Fail!! to
The real epic fail comes when you find out what you got for the fact that a goat a second before you threw a bull of cigarettes in the window, burned another goat a piece of hair and found in the glowing window as always your mouth!

We go out with the family from the supermarket, slowly discuss plans for the weekend, suddenly the grandson (3 years old) declares without apology:"And I want to walk with my grandmother!". From the crowd we immediately get: "Young guys, guys!"
I only have to quietly rejoice that, God will give, for a while I will be that grandmother.

<Sergey> and I am in the universe in the list of the worst students)
<Toolic> this is fucking! You have something to be proud of =)
<Sergey> I haven’t been there for 2 months, nor have they ever concluded about my abilities at all?! to

Fuck...The curved the legs of the girls, the shorter the shirt, the stretching pants and the higher the shaft...

I saw on the street two Tajiks on bicycles...The first thought-gastrobike...

In childhood I loved three: Kirkorov, then Maxim Galkin, and I dreamed of him to move to Moscow ahahha) and Vitas.)
YYY: Alla Borisovna, is it you? :D

If a wife photographs a cooked meal, is she writing a book or preparing a portfolio for a new husband?

In the announcement about the sale of Bentley Continental for 6 million comments:
Exchange for the Toyota Funcargo 2000 (also charged) Spoiler, flying machine, stickers "motul". Key to key
P.S My horoscope says it’s time for good deals.

You and P&G are a gift!
WOW :?? to
In the good sense of the word
WOW : WOW!! to

My boss forbids to say the word "horror," say, you say - and horror will happen!
YYY: If all that I’m saying happened at work and matto, I’d live in an endless erotic fantasy!

With this tolerancy, 3D movies will soon be banned, as it insults one-eyed people.

Strange has recently gone fashion.
Every self-respecting, decent, unmarried girl should have a small child.