From the ASK:
My girlfriend: No! Never deprive yourself of sleep for 2 (or give god no more!) Nights in a row!! to
First it is funny when on the second day everything around you accelerates at least 2 times, but then the real horror begins!!...
Girlfriend: it is worth blinking a fraction of a second longer and you are already in the desert trading pots and plates with your own kitchen... You open your eyes, but the sleep continues. And along with the neighbor to you may come something with socks instead of hands and ask to borrow a little creptonian strawberries!!! And you honestly try to remember where you put it.
girlfriend: you’re scratching and you seem to be returning to reality...it wasn’t here! You say something, but you don’t understand half a word. You try to answer, and the words are selected by dream imagination on the principle of consonance. And it comes out something like a tunnel-> towel-> pellet...
Then you go into the room for the right thing and suddenly the camera moves away from your back, like a third-person view. You see you go into the room, take what you need, turn your head, and instead of it, TIKVA! You run and you realize that on the road you fell asleep in the doorstep.
girlfriend: and when the folds on the blanket start to tell you your plans for tomorrow, you’re going to spat. Because tomorrow you don’t have to do two references and help with translation to a good friend. At least so said the cover.
~ ~ ~ ~ OMG

to this:
Do I have a single grandmother?
— — —
No, you are 10 percent.
___________________________
And when you drive, you realize that the statistics are deeply wrong.

News on mail:
In Moscow, the son of the prefect of the central government was beaten.The officer's son was beaten by a beaten cyclist, whom he shot down on his "Lexus".

The ice touched, Mr. Jury judges.Thank you guy on the bike.
by Nats

XX: We have a very gentle and tremendous relationship.
In Russian, you don’t know either?

When I was a child, I was so indecisive that in Need for Speed I always crashed into the divider.

School Rules of Conduct in the Computer Science Office:

If you are a good boy,
Do not suck your finger in the rosette.
Do not play with wires.
I don’t know if there is a paradise.

Oh Thong! Urgently on the number!! to
To all the Moscow car lovers, who were slandered by motorcyclists with flashes creating traffic jams, to all those who were slandered by officials’ disgrace, to whom the death of two women doctors in Lenin’s language was unreliable... in Moscow, the flashmob “blue beetle” starts! we buy a blue children's plastic cane in any children's store, stick the scotch on the roof of the car and come on Sunday, April 18, at 14.00 on Mayakovsky Square (Triumphal). We will walk through Moscow column with blue cockroaches on the roof)))
support, let's fight boundlessness in positive ways) additional info in Google, contact and Twitter on request "blue light"!
cat, odmin, shredder O_o

Talk about the installers.
Druid: I heard from them when they are recruited to pay extra if you are a Pigme.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that some providers installers are first stamped.
Druid: And I’ve heard every installer assign their own color to the cable from the 24-bit palette.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers are not given uniforms, just any clothes on them, over time, itself turns into a combination with the provider’s logo.
Druid: And I heard that a skilled assembler can squeeze the screw pair with one hand without the help of tools.
Taipan: I’ve heard that an experienced assembler can determine the rupture of the twisted pair on the ear!
And the most experienced can squeeze the twisted pair in any sequence, and it will still work!
Druid: And I’ve heard when the installor dies, all the cables they’ve pressed off are squeezed.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that children of installers can access the internet just by closing their eyes
Druid: And I’ve heard if the monter’s child was born on the roof, then he can transmit himself by cable to that roof.
Taiwan: I have heard that the children of the monitors grow multi-colored wires instead of hair!
Druid: and I heard that in the house of the installor even the toilet is connected to the sewage through a screwed steam.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers don’t keep refrigerators. they conduct 2 air conditioners with an outlet in the chuland, and store products there, locking the chuland at the key
Druid: I’ve heard that they call these products software.
Taipan: And I’ve heard that if installers make a dog, it’s going to be a cable.

(Torrent discussion "Avatar")
I don’t know where the license comes from.? to
Released on DVD on April 22, 2010
Released on Blu-ray on April 29, 2010

2: The author's distribution of Cameron on the router :)

The Antipod:
I remember one purely promotional translation of the subtitles of the film:
The Hero: Remember... Remember to! Remember to!! to
Translated by: Listed Listed!! to

“I’m attractive like a Ferrari, extravagant like a Lamborghini, priced like an Aston Martin, sophisticated like a Bentley, built for freedom like a Porsche.

I: And judging by how you break, you are apparently Lada Kalina.

XXX: Torrents were known in Russia. Nekrasov wrote about them.
YYY :?? to
xxx: "In the forest was distributed a tail of woodcuts".

For this this:
to this:

Weezerspoon: say in the men-cats a small penis, and in the women how?
LagunaHeartly: And women do not have it (

= = = is = is = is = is = is
How did you fuck! If you take a duck and dystrophane with members of 10 cm in a state of restlessness, then dystrophane, of course, will look more impressive!
If the ducks use protein, then only the muscles grow, because the penis consists of cave bodies, forming some sort of sponge (bugs, which increase in volume by absorbing fluid, in this case blood)!
Women donkeys use not only proteins, but also infuse testosterone (male hormone), as a result of which their clitoris (underdeveloped penis) increases and really becomes like the head of the penis.

I apologize for the UG, but this ignorance offends the feelings of many athletes.
___________________________________
...with small members >.<

Conversation of two groups:
1: What is it? You have sperm on your pants.
2: It is not mine.

Tajikistan, the city of Dushanbe, where I am lucky to be on a business trip.
Few people have seen how trolley buses overtake each other :) and this is the usual thing...
It all depends on the driver and driver.
At the stop, the conductor hangs on the ladder behind the trolleybus, the trolleybus accelerates faster than the slow-going trolleybus ahead and here the brave Tajik conductor disconnects the trolleybus bars from the wires, the trolleybus by inertia outputs the other and the conductor puts the bars in place.

Learn to Lose!
YYY: I can...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You win me all the time :(

The guy who sprinkled out of the store's storage chamber "Family" package with my dirty pants and socks, I'd like to see your face while studying the prey!

From Twitter:
Television work is paralyzed: speakers learn to pronounce the name of the volcano Eyjafjallaekydl.

Too much hatred flew in that plane.

The title is “Hurry!”

I served in the Tank Battalion. Combat was a man who was shy, but small in height. This is why it is very harsh! In any
The metal unit needs a welding machine. He was in a regiment one or two. You won’t wait in line. The team arrives to "find" a welding machine for the needs of the battalion! Look for military builders. by night.
I found. and sack. On the wheels, old but working! Hand brought in part and overnight brought all the composition in order! They cleaned, painted, broke the rooms, changed the shells (or even removed them), rubbed the wheels with black paint, and the discs were painted with silver. Replaced the wires. and all!! to
Near the lunch comes the police and police officers. They say that we have their welding kit “delayed”! The traces lead to us. The fucking! They were so hasty that they forgot to take the tracks! We present the SAK. The builders looked at it and said it wasn’t theirs!! to