I wonder, and can I just chew on the rating in contact?

The personality crisis is severe against the backdrop of the cash crisis.
Nick Blue

Not my husband told me. He works in a commercial base, and there, in
The guard has dogs in the state. Among them are distinguished
One is not a dog, but a dog (more accurately, a cowboy) - a Caucasian with a compound
I don’t know what, there seemed to be a bear and a dog.
Baskerville (although it doesn't shine, but it's terribly scary to approach!). this
Dogs are allowed to walk only at night, and only on the territory of the base,
Not to be afraid of the spring.) is
But there are more in the trading base (right!) Mice in the state.
There must also be a cat animal. It consists of. and this
The worker is a cat, no, a cat! He even catches mice during the day, but at night...
at night... Near the village, and there are so many cute cats that are already
It was spring madness.
Once the cat came back to work in the morning all scratched.
Another time, the cat returned to work in the morning with a bitten ear.
For the third time, the cat came to work with a broken lap.
For the fourth time, the guards did not find the thunder on the territory of the base.
No cats or dogs.
The workers came back for lunch. They walked on the road from the village shoulder to shoulder.
(as far as possible with the difference in height), on both faces, more precisely,
on the mouths, there was an expression of complete bliss - the cat: finally, he
all the beautiful, and none of the locals stumbled, near such a
The bodyguard! The dog finally showed me how to get out.
From here, I just caught them all.
The spring unites...

Vasily Dalton is sure to collect a Rubik’s Cube in 10 seconds!
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of Ostrom?
I lie on the couch in old jeans, my legs in disgrace. The woman passes by, makes a comment:"You have a hole between your leg".
And then it came out:"You too"
Now here is something the left cheek is red and the eye hurts :(

I am standing in a traffic jams, and I really stand, 15 minutes already.From nothing to do I start to spin with the trunk.Well, I notice that the machine is on the left, and in it the magnetol shines like me (I am on the self-driving and I sit above) Interested. He got the controller and turned off the man's magnetol.Pause, he turned it on. I adjusted the sound to him, set the channels.In total, 10 minutes of the man brought to white hardening. He pulled the panel and removed...
The Uncle Au

Chuck Norris and 3 Nigers Escape from Zombies
YYY: A Nahua 3 Niger?
xxx: the audience wants blood

From the Fire:

This is how disappointed in life you need to be in 5 minutes to look at the crafts-made envelope in the form of a panda bear, spin it without suspicion and say, oh how cute it is... he is so lovely... this mouse! How wonderful! Thank you, I really like him!
“Yeah... Yule, that’s a boxer... that’s... that’s like a ring!”

XHH: Once I got a piece of the ship in the bank... I barely broke the tooth... now I am concerned about canned foods.

It was a bonus. If in the course of 2 years there is a puddle, you can collect Bismarck

All fucking, I was caught by the goats who ride cars on the sidewalk. I will walk by cars. I run fast, and no prudent driver from the open car will go far away to run after me. Hold on to GNOME!

I go in the subway, I read the DDK documentation on the psp. At the next stop there are 2 seats, I sit down and continue to read. in the trail. At the stop, my grandfather sits in front of me, 75 years old, in glasses, with a folder of documents in a4. We go on, the grandfather cries, I see little that he gets the leaves, reads, turns, gets upset. I was curious to see what he had. and Ohuel! I have read C++!!! Respect to you old man!
Blessed for the man’s brain!
P.S He was a Marxist...

My girlfriend has a grandmother. And she put a Skype, explained how to use it and called her granddaughter. Following is a video chat via Skype.
Grandma, how about the connection?
Grandma is silently watching the screen.
Am I well seen?
Grandma continues to tap into the screen with a lost gaze.
Wife: Are you silent?
0 of emotions
My grandmother is AAAA!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
Grandmother : Oh! My daughter, I thought about it. I decided that I was watching TV.

AXL: if a guy has something wrong with a girl, then one of them is a fool

Having made the Bas in Belarusian, the administrators subtly hinted to many users, who are stuck with the Bas, that it is time to go to BOBRUYSK, ANIMALS!!! to

In the last days, a lot of you, магчыма, clashed with the situation, when the direct broadcast of the TV channel TNT on our site was inaccessible for an hour to the broadcast of Haty-2, and the site itself could work with perabiyami. This is a very simple explanation - all the last days, as only the hour of the program “Hata 2″, on our servers is very powerful DDoS attack, which is blue. The Hatha-2 DDoS attack, as a rule, will soon be stopped. Thus e. It is obvious that the people are not very thirsty, so we broadcast the House 2.
So keep the spiders!!! to

Everything you say can be used against you in the basement.

-Pavel Durov: In the next week we are waiting for a global new adventure, which, assuredly, is a large adventure in the soul.
What is "cantat" and what does it mean?? to

Humility is the weapon of the unarmed.

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My friend, a graduate of Mehmat and a light head, from Orlovsk
The depths. He is engaged in some kind of polynomials in some space.
It has a lot of degrees and titles. He does not forget his homeland. The more
God give them health, still there, in the collage. every year
He comes to help. Wear a telogreek, shirt, shoes 48 size and
In a cattle farm where his father is a cattle farmer. There is the seed of the villas, here is the
will clean. In general, he separates himself from his polynomials as he can. and brushing,
Of course not every day. The look is another one. You scientists know.
Kolkhoz, although former, but strong, on a good account at the regional
The leadership.

Commission from the area. Implementation of Food
The program. Black wolves, people in cravates rushed to
The livestock complex. He meets them. Farm with horse
Exemplary dresses in robes. Reporting about the houses,
of plants. It boasts sober and qualified staff. They showed, in
Oh well. The chairman of the committee feels:
“It’s okay,” he says, “to listen to you, so there are academics on the farm. and on
In the backyard, a drunk cattle rolls.”
They go to the backyard, and there our friend is wrapping something. Yes is
It is so uncomfortable somehow - there is no habit of a mathematician to such a job, and
Thoughts of others are busy.
“Well, here is please! In all its beauty! This still stands on his feet.
Probably, he thinks about how to catch up," - the chairman is pleased
Demonstrate their visibility.
What do you meditate? He approaches the worker with ease.
- Yes, I admit, I thought, - our hero was not embarrassed at all when we saw it.
important people.
And what, let me ask?
“Oh, you don’t care,” said the scientist.
Problems, we need to solve together. That’s why we came here, he says.
The Chairman.
Apparently, a solid appearance of the interlocutor, produced on our hero honour.
He made an impression and decided to share the secret:
Yes, it seems that in my last job, I took the wrong norm.
The Hilbert Space. I don’t think it’s baseline.
System of functions...
We must pay tribute to the inventiveness of w. and farms. Not in sight.
Surprised she says:
“Yes, okay, Mitch, you don’t burden serious people. We will discuss, as usual,
at the evening meeting. Let us invent.

The RPC proposed to introduce censorship in Runet, citing the example of China.
In response, the Runeets proposed to the RPC to convert to Buddhism, also referring to the
The example of China.