Toša: After I was in the hospital for 2 weeks, I was very disappointed in German cinema (

SBP: the sectants came, brought the postcard.
Jehovah’s Witnesses annually celebrate the anniversary of Jesus’ death. This year, the celebration will take place on Sunday, April 17, after sunset.
sbp: that they celebrate and celebrate it is already five, and the end of the "after sunset" gives the event a special charm
Intrigue, I would say.
sbp: it seems that something was confused in the printing, and a paragraph from the Satanist leaflet came into the layout =)

I read about the failure of brands:

Bledina

It is even strange why the brand with this name did not get the Russian consumer's deserved respect. Excellent baby food from Danon was appreciated throughout Europe. For some reason it did not survive.

According to the "Evening Kiev", the dwarf in January caught one of the workers of the zoo, ran into the corner and for some reason wrapped his finger in the anal hole. This treatment of the bird led to the fact that the frog died from a heartbreak.

The city of Ivanovo. The Coffee. A phone call at the next table:
"I am now in Yaroslavl"...

A friend told me about mega epic. He said he fought a lot with the girl and hadn’t talked for a long time. Then he made it difficult to convince her to meet. He wanted to do something pleasant, to reconcile. And here, he says, he came to the specified place and sees her at the end of the street going to meet. Well, he went to meet her, and in front of her was a girl and when she passed by him, he reflected around... A month later they still reconciled :)

I spent two days at work, not choking. At night, the shops are closed. I went home to a friend (he lives closer). A friend gets the semi-fabricates in the refrigerator and to the plate - to scratch the hot, I cut the salad. A friend is frightened by something rubbing, crushing, roasting, disturbing. I ask :
Oh shit, what are you?
I’m going to cook it, he responds.
I have understood. What exactly?
- Pasta under cheese, wheat, hunting sausages, sausage and tomato sauce, - here we both at the same time "feed" in the stomach. It is called "Dedicate, creature!"

xxx are you here?
xxx to give?
YYY: You are not
xxx is it?
YYY: I will not give you
XXX: Sorry, but I’m on a different issue.

What did you give for March 8th? 10 times! and Neil! It is a rose...

Have I heard the number 10 here?

A deadly man on the street asked me today.
He comes and says, “Are you afraid of the fish?”

I thought a little about what to answer. He seemed to have been unconscious...

I say, I am not afraid...

He pulls off his jacket. He has a T-shirt on his strong chest, and a Reebok inscription on his T-shirt.
He asks: Are you afraid now?

I have to admit, I am afraid ?

Manager: Unfortunately there is no black body available, only pink remains ((!!!! to
Buyer of OOO!!! I have a beautiful blonde wife!! to

In our military department, two students were late reporting who were and why were late:
Student Ryazanov of the Queen
Colonel and you?
The Queen’s Student.

I bought a fresh cheese. Please burn the cheese.
Oh my dear, let me better make you pass, and you will burn what you need there.

XXX: The roof of shit. Do you know how to fashion photography?
xxx: Status "Do not fuck me". All the images were mixed, it was "abby me perna"

The Water Engine Forum

Forced to sleep right in the boat under the open sky, well still warm and there was no rainfall.
In the morning, I was awakened by someone’s thump and whistle.

I thought "Here are the goats!!and "
It looked like a goat...

I knew one from Greece, but it was a village bicycle.
Do you, Russians, have such an expression?
2: In the sense, as a 'dumb man' or curved legs?
1 is no. In the sense of "everyone can ride".

X: with licking...
Y: What are you lying?
X: UPS

There was a circus with water (the neighbors had something leaked) knocking into their apartment, a child’s voice:
Who is there?
You have a leak in the bathroom.
I know

In the ophthope, the telecome recently asked which knot to look at
The first option is "Deep throat"
XHH: the type and what he is about
Someone replied: The movie is a catastrophe.

I have a Ikea catalogue. There the set of furniture for the garden is called in Latin SVALKA, in Russian it was shamefully translated as SVALK =)