Dedicated to all the girls who say, "All the guys are the same."I would be a decent girl, I would not know all the guys!

Add to herb. It was put on the country by 99.9% of its population.

Economics lectures for dentists
Lecturer: Where to get the money? You can sell goods. What can you sell? (referred to by Service)
The students thought, “Hello!”! to

Insulted to the whole world, Galia took two empty cages and walked through the crowded streets.

xxx: well what do you know about shocks... here to find out that Joker in the cartoons about Batman is sounded by Luke Skywalker, here is the fucking world turned!! to

She: What is your height?
You have 197?
It is: 150
It is: mm, comfortable, by belt

Was it strange that there were no news from Japan in the last few days? No more Japanese O_o?

A nephew is taught to read by slogans.
M – How will it be?
by Ma.
The young man. And the opposite? A – How will it be?
...??? to
Let me tell you. What does your mom say to you when you don’t eat?
A thoughtful look, a long silence:
Eat it faster!! to

I went to the store, I watched the iPhone 4, took a look, went to the notes, two records:
Iphone, how are you here without me?
Hello to you! It is normal!!! to

in the forum.

Advice a sedative. Only to be cheap as possible and sold without a prescription

Nina: Here is a good recipe.
You settle on a backward farm with a dojarka, where you breast cows by hand.You have a group of cows 30 pieces. They dozen three times a day. Morning at 5 p.m., daytime at 13 p.m. and evening at 20. Within a week, all psychosaccharides will be removed with the hand.

Two apples on the table, take the red one.
Where is?
A table in front of you. A plate on it. On the plate of apples. Take the red.
The table? Wooden like this, under a white rack?
There is one table in the room. Take an apple.
Which one? There is a plate, a cup of tea, a basket of bakeries. Potatoes with cinnamon, with maca and three cakes.
We don’t need pancakes. Take a red apple from the plate.
From a white plate to a green flower?
You can have any dish, it doesn’t matter. Take a red apple.
Green or Red?
and red.
With the hand?

You listened to a passage from the standard conversation of the client with the TP operator. I have a very pleasant, easy and calm job!)
by Morihel

My friend tells me a dream.
Q: I dreamed that I grew up with this... well... fucking! No, I haven’t become a man, I just have a member for everything else. What do you think I did the first thing?
I: Did you fuck yourself?
Q: No, it started to shake. I wonder why all the men are doing this, wanted to experience the same feelings.
I: And how is it?
Q: Yes, fucking, here the alarm ringed, I didn’t have time to finish. And throw it, I walk all day long, suffering from that soft, warm, gentle cock. He is so cool! Fuck, am I a man?! to
I: Well, find a guy, cheer him.
P: You do not understand! It is not that at all. This is when your...

and Tarrasque:
Rosic, you accidentally do not know why it is some employees run with their mouths open, crowd up with coolers and ask questions about what happened, only unrelatedly choking "yaga"?
The Red Tank:
Why did they hope that I would not notice how I lost half a portion of the bean? Chili is like napalm – it doesn’t matter who to burn.

Of course, where else will you meet a nice, smart, sophisticated interlocutor) Only in the topic of Ktolhu and Tentakli))))

-Put yourself in contact in status, "I am a loser"
I can’t, my page is broken :)

The seller in the bar: the guy beer is harmful without cakes! Take, they absorb alkaloid, less on the liver load. And the time has expired, I will give it cheaper.

You go, you go, you are a child.
I am Nikita
You go to the shit nicotine.

I think I’m hoping. I will end my life by suicide.

-BJIADKO: Are you a Scorpion or a Scorpion?
YkpOncHuK: What are you not able to read?

From some forum, discussion of Cunnilingus:

1st First, before direct contact, your partner should carefully shave everything and treat this place with a column.
2nd Do not take this activity in a bad mood or inappropriate mood. Otherwise, you may just get stunned.
Three And finally the third, the last. You have to trust her as yourself. Is there little that can be in the mind of a woman? There are often cases when she breaks her partner’s neck when his head is between her legs.