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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3831
 15.04.2008
Do you work as an idol? How to do?? to
I am working, named
Is it distracting me?? to
Well, I can write a few words.
Vika: I understand what you have new.
Maybe you are distracting.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3830
 15.04.2008
Rabbit Pinkie: Well, what did you do there, in the salon? ?
Little Rose: Oh, now I am a crapper
Pinkie Rabbit: Have you grown your ears? 0 - O

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3829
 15.04.2008
I want to be the girl of Somebody from the Amins of Bash.
I promise to: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Not distracting from the comp.
4 is It is delicious to cook 5. cleansing
I ask for: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Do not torture my cats. Remove all shit.
c) The Rice

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3828
 15.04.2008
With the development of nanotechnology in Russia in a few years, everyone will get a nanowire.)))

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3827
 15.04.2008
by J:
Are you here?
by J:
Oh is
not you
by J:
Sorry
M is :
) is
by J:
You laugh at me all the time.
M is :
Aha
by J:
I am not a free clown.
M is :

M is :
How much do I owe?
by J:
I am a professional clown.
by J:
Dinner with you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3826
 15.04.2008
WildChild
Death to the Billions! :) When I was a child, I burned a shark.
Kittie
I want that too ?
And my sister and I played like surgeons... operated the night butterfly with needles. Fuck, I am terrible))
I then cut off the butterfly’s head, put it on a needle and showed the show.
WildChild
Your childhood is more maniac than mine.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3825
 15.04.2008
I gave admin a piece of cake for the work done, I feel now something specifically breaks, and after the add-on will return...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3824
 15.04.2008
Nathan
my parents want to send me to Kujalnik - this resort in Odessa for gynecological affairs is the best in the Union

Nathan
The title is promising))))))))))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3823
 15.04.2008
Gavaec: Imagine what happened to me yesterday...
Gavaec: Karoch I go home, no days, the mood is hideous. And I wanted to smoke... I put a cigarette in my pocket, and there is one cigarette (I think I will keep it, I will smoke at home with coffeem. So, I come home, I make a coffee, I go to the balcony. I stumbled to drink coffee, made the first stretch and pushed my hand out of the window.
Gavaec: and suddenly the fucking bird fucking flies, skillfully smokes my cigarette and scratches my hand, and so that I hit the coff!! to
Gavaec: But that’s still hell! I was very angry, I pushed the bark out of the window and became a good mate to cover the birds! And that fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. This is the spring (
Hell: aaahahhahaha)))))))))) happy fucking you will))))))))
Gavaec: The Twins)))))

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №3822
 15.04.2008
by Andrei:
There is still a special tour but it is fucking dear, the tour is called in the footsteps of Che Guevara costs such a tour for two 6 thousand dollars.

by Andrei:
I would love to go there without my wife.

by Andrei:
Partisan affairs are not babies.

My favorite wife:
Do not say...

My favorite wife:
Is there, interestingly, a tour - in the footsteps of Ivan Susanin?

My favorite wife:
Free and at the end!

by Andrei:
Oh, sorry dear, the window is wrong.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3821
 15.04.2008
At first I thought there was no God. There is no eternal life.

Then I believed that God existed. There is life after death.

And now I know that I know nothing. I just live.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3820
 15.04.2008
Kay Michael Gershye



Not all banks are equally useful.

An acquaintance told: at work one employee boasts, calls the bank

such a good knows, here she already invested there - and in a month

I received a double amount. So she invested all her salary there.

The rest wants. The principle is simple – you invest, you get in 29 days.

The double amount. No, not a pyramid, everything is legal, the contract is concluded, not in

The booth is accepted, the room, the box, the security. This is the address.

Well, a friend went to this address - from interest, and to check, rubles

500 to put. A huge sign was clearly visible: "The bank is like that, 300 years old.

in Russia, the best bank in the subject, the most reliable in Russia, etc. Entrance with

The courtyard.”

A acquaintance enters the courtyard - and there are many doors, which of the entrances, which

More of what. There are no large signs with indicators. So she asks.

One of the passers:

Where is this bank?

If the money was invested, then in October’s ROVD...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3819
 15.04.2008
There are two great businessmen, the US and the US.

The American says to us:

I have such a cool and solid company that former employees work in it.

High officials. For example, the Attorney General.

What we notice:

You have an ex and I have an employee.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3818
 15.04.2008
Classic - Vin
My home of passion and disappointment.

The Solar Annual
I ruined the whole milk! What is this disappointment?

Classic - Vin
Try to guess my lion.

The Solar Annual
The wicked came, but not to the end!

Classic - Vin
It never comes to us before, and therefore disappointment.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3817
 15.04.2008
The Holy Couple or the Holy Trinity?
The quote is short... Can I write to the Greens?
The green?

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №3816
 15.04.2008
Can I call an ambulance? Tell me your address urgently!!!! to
She: Dolomanovsky 554
She: Oh, not 554, but 55
I was just 499 wrong.
Is it Dolomanovsky?
She: Yes
I: and I’ll go with the red cross instead of the car???? to
She is: Yes!
I: Well, then I go for a walk... If money is borrowed, then I can buy the medicine at the pharmacy...
Only without smell.
She is: and without puppies

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3815
 15.04.2008
Vanya: mla in painting after photoshop is not working
I am Ugo)
I: you paint and then "Milla! Where the layers?and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3814
 15.04.2008
We went fishing on Saturday and watched the painting. Chel took two civilians, a beer-cocktail, a daddy’s car, and went on a sunny evening to the dust on the river. It would be great, but the car sat in a large dirt pit, clearly in the middle. The carpets jumped out, the guy left the branches, but it didn’t help. We found them at the moment when the guy was looking at two ladies, apparently intending to make them the most unforgettable offer in life - to climb into the pit and push.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3813
 15.04.2008
Mother told me that in the Netherlands for tourists have restored windmills, and something there they still do, directly on the spot mill and sell. some kind of spice. She does not remember exactly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3812
 15.04.2008
xxx - I know the phrase - a spell that makes everyone who speaks English stupid.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - How long do you?

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