Keep up the Cossacks, you will be an atoman!
YYY: Better so- hold the cushion, you’ll be roastman :D

This foolish

Well, of course, because they are essentially limited consumption. To read stupid consumption equals male genius? You are what?
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Remember, to respect a woman does not mean to be a crawler. Would I like to know what such a genius you have done in your life? Removed from the army? Or did you fit well on your parents' neck? By the way, the unfortunate woman who gave you birth, too, is called Dyrkonskaya? Having a penis near your ass is not enough to be called a man.

My mother’s comment on objections about raising my children, her grandchildren:
You will have your grandchildren and you will raise them as you want.
I found nothing to answer.

McArcher: What about the preliminary loves?
Inductor: McArcher, there are no preliminary loves. Then there would be preliminary horkes, prolonged ондаtras and final bobras!
McArcher: Oh, but there is a permanent dog, like I do.

Weapon09: "Luke, pff, I am your factory manufacturer!"

Alexander Don: The extreme stage of fatigue is when the alarm begins to beat O_o

Where did the driver ask Gagarin?
The village buried the kings
Ask me where the fire is.
They went tell me.

Today again calls from the connection service of digital television. I sent very far, but gently) said that I do not watch TV, I go exclusively to the library for books, and I learn the news from the grandmothers sitting at the entrance. The guy at the end expressed respect for me and hanged the phone.

I decided to go to a group one day. The girl is silent, serious, in principle nothing extraordinary. I knew she was going to some cool artist at night. So the conversation:
I: Are you not afraid to walk there alone, the station, all kinds of bombs?
D: Yes, if I end early, people still go there, calmly.
I: When is it too late?
When it’s late, I take the gun with me. I got the license a year ago.

It’s a pity that when friends are fine, they forget the people they were dealing with when they were bad.

hanzo8989: bridging again
hanzo8989: how it got
Lam: I hope you are not tied between the bridges of the bridges?

Note for the future:
Looking back at the "Fighting Club" by a drunken company is a bad idea.

This is:

I got somehow "he wanted the unit", this is where the depths of human thought.
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For a long time, he wondered which unit and what exactly he wanted. When I arrived, the horse rattled.

Let us conduct a special operation: will we steal Zhirinovsky and send him to Mars through the Mars one project?
yyy: Ah =) And so that no one can guess, we call the operation "Y".

From Habr, a post about a small printer robot crawling on a sheet of paper:
XXX: He would have more voice commands...
Yyy: To the phrase “Well, I’m gone!” he should react by returning home or by sprinkling back from the sprayer?

And the shirt is short.
My legs are not ready for short shirts.
Why are my legs not ready?
TheGirl: Don’t lose weight, cattle

xxx: Started the acceptance of applications for registration of.DOGNOME names
Which domain would you buy in the.CHILDREN zone?
Tagged: cheap
Zzzz: kids
Where to go: Children

In the "Slovak" From the submitted complaint "navoz and now there". And the lady, judging by her age, graduated from Soviet school.

Letter from a Ukrainian acquaintance:
How much do you weigh?
“I don’t know, but the elevator doesn’t respond to me, I have to jump.

Why are you doing this car??? These cars are: 1. It is cheap; 2. All spare parts in step-by-step availability, although the neighbor's garage; 3. There is little gasoline; 4. A warm oven, creating a special romance; 5. It gives the opportunity to thoroughly study the triangle of the car.
And again - you need to live on financial opportunities, and not to raise handicaps in credit, and then climb in front of friends, having a wide kitchen.