Where did you get that inf?
I: I worked with colleagues, asked for documentation, they gave me a flash, they told me that it was necessary - kick. Would I go out on other people’s flashes? I jumped all over.

and because:

Why should a healthy child not eat a favorite soup?
Why should an adult?

An adult either does not know how to cook himself, or is married to the same fool, and most likely both. The child is not to blame :)

Chinese Wolf Ho: When I was a child, my grandmother told me that if you kill a frog, it will rain for a long time. At the same time, she pressed the water to carry from the pond for irrigation beds.
That’s why I struck the frog.

Once a long time a friend had a DR, and we decided to give him a small foldable pool for the country (2*2*1 meter). I gave it. Then on the DR stumbled and decided to try this fancy immediately, right in the apartment, on the 8th floor.
We gathered, poured water, splashed in it all night, but then we got to know that now it needs to be melted somehow.
The whole crowd then exhausted for two hours, evaporated, and when there was about 15 cm on the water, some wise man noticed a traffic jamming at the bottom and pulled it out.
And the swimming pool was no longer inside, but outside... and all the neighbors below.

In the game Cities: Skylines one of the players destroyed the entire city with the help of a tsunami from feces.
For the beginning, he carefully developed his city, built roads, houses, skyscrapers.
The population reached two hundred thousand people. At the same time, all the city spills the player combined in one giant tank. And one day he “accidentally” made a hole in it...

Fetality!

111: So I bought cheese and the plastic number 4 is imprinted in the cheese. What do they mean? What is the maximum amount in cheese? Why just cheese? Why is there no number in molded cheese? Is it in the sausage?
222: Is it a Japanese hieroglyph "death"? They are very similar to the number 4.
No, the cheese is Russian, not Japanese
333 It is death.

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Lady, maybe you are not taken to work not because the terrible conspiracy of the Russians, but because you were?

very educational

111: So I bought cheese and the plastic number 4 is imprinted in the cheese. What do they mean? What is the maximum amount in cheese? Why just cheese? Why is there no number in molded cheese? Is it in the sausage?
222: Is it a Japanese hieroglyph "death"? They are very similar to the number 4.
No, the cheese is Russian, not Japanese
333 It is death.

During the Soviet era, plastic figures of black or blue were often found in cheese.
These numbers, excavated from the crust, children were pleased to collect,
But few knew what they needed.
And here is another mystery of childhood solved - these numbers only indicated the date of development from which the maturation period was counted.
Since such a practice was only in the USSR and preserved somewhere in Russia and on the territory of the former Union, and cheese with mold - exclusively from Western Europe, then on cheese with mold there are no figures.
The maximum number is naturally 9, although you can’t distinguish it from 6.

The woman sits and whispers something under her nose.
I: What are you singing? Rihanna is it?
Wife (indignant): The Egg of the Egg? Pope to Pope? I have a metal on the alarm! Yes, I still remember Meyden in the colourful loins! Yes, I still have a whole box of iron stored as a memory!
I: Okay, okay, I understood all the depths of your cruelty, and you sing what?
Wife: Yes, this is the soundtrack to May Little Pony, Girls from Equestria.

Pressure in one bar.

I go into the make-up at the feast, two Iroquois persons sit and say to each other: “No, you are a bourgeois, of course, beer for 60 thousand to drink, I am out for 35 thousand breakfasts.” It’s just like the way the punks shuffle. It turned out to be easier: PunKrot from Belarus came, they transferred their expenses to Belarusian rubles

Redvivid: A colleague ordered food and toys for dogs from an online zoo store. They brought. A carrot-shaped toy turned out to be 20cm long and peachy colored) roasted for two hours, we are going to give it to the head of the logistics department)) two adult bad grandmothers. Oh spring...

Especially for men crawling to the left.
Not so terrible a wife who learned about a mistress, how terrible a mistress who after a year of close relationships suddenly learned that all this time was treated with a married man!
I spit the fire and carry everything on my way.
Try only to come back to me again, "Love". I buried alive, then I wiped, I wiped, and I buried again!
A warm greeting.

How angry is this advertisement about the increase of the member! "He will grow in five days to such sizes"...
Who will "he" grow up?? to

Dickson: Can near-light lights be broken?
Muzzy! The Big Muzzy!People through one married! And you are "lights"...

In Belarus, the denomination will be 1:10 000.
WOW: That is normal. And the fact that they changed the retirement age at the rate of 1:0.95, this is a shit!

I go out so dark into the hallway and ask the space, “Is there anything good in this world?” Dad: "Sardines in the refrigerator"

and Youtube. In Turkey, a pregnant cat came to a medical institution and asked people for help. staff of honey. The center called a veterinarian. The cat was given a cesarean section, resulting in the birth of four cats. All of them will be under the care of veterinarians until they grow up and find a home.

It’s better to be a cat in Turkey.

HHH: How do you use this opera before the flood, and even without an Adblock? Put Chrome and don’t bother.

Wow: I have a built-in advertising block in my brain. Very convenient, cuts out banners even in reality. I don't see the advertisement at all, I don't even know what it was.

No, you are not a terminator. :)

I am not dying. By the way, this super-power and disadvantages also have. I recently tried to withdraw money from the bank. He acted as usual, but instead of money at the end he wrote "cancellation" of the transaction, regardless of the type of card. I looked at it centimeter by centimeter, read everything that was on the screen and on the information boards, turned around and broke to the exit... But the red A4 plate, glued with a scotch right above the screen: “The ATM is temporarily not working,” I only saw when I was asked why I had broken the machine for so long. And all because the A4 red sheets are advertising by default.

- How to hint more gently to Vaska that Maska has the nickname "Polyglotka" by no means for knowledge of languages?