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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3811
 15.04.2008
Intellectual game, the leader asks the question:
How does music mean "silent, very quiet"?
The Participant :
Shut up fucking!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3810
 15.04.2008
and xet:
It’s fun to see the doctors’ imported jeeps standing at the entrance.
City Military Medical Commission O.o.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3809
 15.04.2008
On the subject of processors.
Letter to the Support Service:
I read that the processor can be disconnected, and it will
to rotate faster.
I opened the body of the computer, and I saw that the processor was
A small motorcycle. After I increased the tension
power engine, it rotated faster, but productivity
The processor has not changed. What did I wrong?
Response from Support Service:
Dear Customer! The rotating moment of the uninstalled processor
The electric motor is not transmitted directly to it, but through
Hydrotransformers are centrifugal regulators. Mechanisms therefore
The processor works at a constant speed, regardless of frequency.
rotating of the electric motor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3808
 15.04.2008
She smiles very much when you hear from her in communication with her mother: “Your mother!”

And even more smiles when you hear "Sukin you are a son!", and you are so hated "Chey?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3807
 15.04.2008
How did Crater find an apartment?
Or we are worried.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3806
 15.04.2008
<Termo> Selling bass guitar, VB pers, PC pedal steering wheel, urgently!!! to
<grayhex> Termo, got a girl?)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3805
 14.04.2008
asche (15:45:28 14/04/2008)
Do you have animals?
Tang (15:45:34 14/04/2008)
her...
asche (15:46:21 14/04/2008)
Do not want to start?
Tang (15:46:31 14/04/2008)
Do you want to move to O_O?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3804
 14.04.2008
She is:
How long do you work?
He is:
Before Blowing

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3803
 14.04.2008
XXX is AAAA!! My brain is broken! Today for the interview came a candidate for the admin - clean shaved, costume, pants, coat!!! The clean shoes!! to
Could it be informal?
XHH: In the interview - no complaints, the tech director decided to take.
Yyy: You show it for money, good luck to your business. Where do you work, by the way, I will go in the days, how much does the entrance cost?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №3802
 14.04.2008
All night in the car of the neighbor's signal whispered. he went out to smoke to sleep as he could not. A smoker smoking neighbor comes out of the window throwing the keys down and says: "Hey, you have already gotten this car!and "
I almost swallowed a cigarette.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3801
 14.04.2008
XXX is
Oh, O
YYYY
I cut off.
XXX is
I thank you ? ?

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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3800
 14.04.2008
[FATAL1TY]: The PCC Americans are stupid...
[FATAL1TY]: I am standing on the Vorobye Mountains, there are tourists, students of Shatauczo... And next to me is a group of students with a backyard, and a bunch of amricos.
[FATAL1TY]: I’m not paying any attention until one Americos touches the main building of the MGU and says, “Oh, what a big church!”
[FATAL1TY]: The mine was bent halfway, the students fell lower. And the wisest of them will teach: Holy Father, cancel the morning sermon!
[FATAL1TY]: Come home to add...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3799
 14.04.2008
Organizm (09:23:11 14/04/2008)
Everything is shorter on Monday.
Moandor (09:23:21 14/04/2008)
What is yours today? The Wednesday?
Organizm (09:23:33 14/04/2008)
What is it??? Fuck it!! Go to work!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3798
 14.04.2008
Alpha: the mouse so funny dragging in the tone of music
Packman: Why did you connect the animal to the amplifier?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3797
 14.04.2008
I met yesterday a classmate with her husband, not seen for a hundred years, and her stomach for seven months. "Who is it?" I am so happy to ask. And she, humbly touching her eyes, sneezes at her husband: "He..."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3796
 14.04.2008
Am I wondering, is there any girlfriends with Bishop?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3795
 14.04.2008
Hands should be from the shoulders, not from the ass.
You should have girls, not hands.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3794
 14.04.2008
xxx &#8206;(22:09):
"Casper and is a virus"
yyy &#8206;(22:10):
He only leads a double life.
yyy &#8206;(22:11):
In fact, it does not remove viruses, but gives them political asylum.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3793
 14.04.2008
Bitter-SweetTM: It won’t take so long and we’ll be hopelessly grown up.
We will go home and sit with the kids at night.
Stop being digested with bright synthetic drinks and low-quality alcohol.
Change the macfax for home food.
I quit smoking and run in the morning.
We will finally get to sleep. and at night.
We will no longer sit in the chat until half four in the morning.
Stop being late and eat at night.
Let’s throw away the dirty coloured jeans and learn to wear business clothes.
We will no longer be turned around by passers.
The piercing curse has long survived.
This is an average life with average happiness.

Dami-Dami: in order not to be so, you have to become a sisadmin, and there will be no children and you can walk in the rowing))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3792
 14.04.2008
Revloff: You guys, you only think of one place...
We are two!! to
The one place you think we think...
And the second one we think about, what your only place thinks...
In order to get what we want...

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