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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3731
 14.04.2008
From News.Mail.ru:

The last theft of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo in the capital was recorded on April 4. Criminals stole a luxury SUV worth 3.2 million rubles from the unemployed Moscovite. The car was equipped with a satellite anti-theft security system that was able to block the engine.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3730
 14.04.2008
Tina is telling.
They sleep at home and in the
Something dreams like
and always. I listened to:
It is about war,
Plan of military action
(He is interested
as weapons as
I know). Tina remembered that,
When a man dreams
Something can be taken for.
Small and ask any.
The question, and he will say.
the truth. I took, for
The finger asks, “You
Do you love me? He is: No. She: Oh you are a bitch! decided to check.
Ask something that
Knowing is telling the truth
Or not. He, like she
God really was in.
He slept, slept and did not bite. He asks: Who are you? and the bone of the womb with some inhuman voice
she replies: Satan... Tiina fucking frightened))) she still had a delay
(I apologize for
Details and he thinks:
Fuck me, I take
The Devil’s Child (This Idiot)
I remembered my father and so far
has not broken
Several times, I did not sleep.
and grit. The atheist is crazy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3729
 14.04.2008
by Kat (14:48:03)
So how?

by Kat (15:19:14)
Come to me and have sex.

by Kat (15:20:52)
You really aren’t in the camp, but I just thought you didn’t want to talk to me.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3728
 14.04.2008
Masha: You can imagine. Today we go home to a friend, and her brother is naked in one coat opened up and doesn't even cover up. Or at least his conscience.
Red Evil: What did he do?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3727
 14.04.2008
Admin, please make back the button "-" in the top. "+" is not necessary.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3726
 14.04.2008
I drive a motorcycle, call a taxi driver. He asks for permission. Can I accept an order? – Kiev He is listening to his admin and begins to slip to the floor.. "City Cemetery.. 7 line.. tomb No. 3!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3725
 13.04.2008
<chh> I am already angry that under the word "walk" I have already automatically meant the meaning of the word "drink"(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3724
 13.04.2008
Now my sister runs (6 years old) and cries:
The helmet! The helmet is so big.! to
What is the helmet? I did not understand.
The helmet is... The Bee! Only a man!! to
O_O

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3723
 13.04.2008
On Saturday, unknown persons stole Audi A6 and Porsche Cayenne cars from the building of the GIBDD Office in Moscow with an interval of three hours.
by lenta.ru

Our country is definitely invincible ")

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3722
 13.04.2008
One professor from the department of theoretical physics solved the same task on thermeh 4 pairs in a row with different groups about the body moving in the first case with friction, and in the second case without friction. And no longer understanding what was happening, he illustrated the task as follows:

First case: Imagine a parachutist jumping from an airplane.

Second case: Now imagine that the parachutist has jumped out and... there is no air!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3721
 13.04.2008
From Mirc:

* Lanstier is listening: Daylight - Second Chance [06:19/160Kbps]
* HzD_Byte listening to Astarte - 2007 Demonized - 05/15 Demonized...
Dendromutant listening keygen from Talisman Desktop 2.99

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3720
 13.04.2008
Announced @!! (23:06:38 12/04/2008)
You are added
_SkUOSH_SMR-CREW (23:08:29 12/04/2008)
And you are not.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3719
 13.04.2008
On the wall of the house painted:
I live with you.
Next to another colour:
I chew my tooth.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3718
 13.04.2008
KillallHumans
Let us go, we have rain.

Magaroff
Rain with rains?* is

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3717
 13.04.2008
from the forum "Operating systems of the *nix family "

and greetings again.
Faced with the problem - how to drop / drop / freeze / hang a unix (SCO, for example)?
I needed to simulate unix-complete dependence, but it doesn’t work. The memory was eaten (c++), I/O was raised to almost 100% (perl), disk space was killed to 0 and..... Nothing!! In the best case, the services of telnet, ftp, a couple of three applications were cut off, but in general the system worked! Per someone has done something like this before?
Thanks in advance.

P.S Could the process kill?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3716
 13.04.2008
She smiles very much when you hear from her in communication with her mother: “Your mother!”

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3715
 13.04.2008
Today I went to the Chronicles of spidervik.we promised a synchronous Russian translation..but instead..one thing, when the translation is simultaneously double - with Russian and Ukrainian, and English is heard.and also a single-haired Russian...But the translators of the march decided to fire...at the end, where Spidervik grows up, the plot was in some country 80 years old and not aged, and meets his 90-year-old daughter..and in Russian says: "As long as I was in the power of mac and opium grass, oh!!!In the power of these beautiful creatures, you have so changed"...and this is the best cinema in Sevastopol

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3714
 13.04.2008
and xxx:
I am in contact with a classmate who is knocking.
and xxx:
In 11th grade, she had a fourth-size chest.
I am :
It is burning)))
and xxx:
How can I ask what now?
I am :
Ask if she hasined her physical shape from 11th grade)))

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3713
 13.04.2008
For the purposes of a scientific experiment (after yesterday’s worsening with beer) launched DameWare. I went through it (again for the purpose of the experiment) onto my own machine... and turned off the mouse keyboard, and he asked me so cautiously: Do you really want to do this?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3712
 13.04.2008
Mary &#8206;(0:09):
I found out that the company was in a cat. I have a legal address. In the transformator cabin. :D

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