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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45943
 14.04.2011
Become ordinary – stand out from the crowd of individuals!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45942
 14.04.2011
A girl is added to me.
Vova: in the information about myself written I like to chew gum...and my boyfriend
How she presented herself in the place of her boyfriend was horrible

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45941
 14.04.2011
In order for the fingers to slip well across the tablet screen, it is recommended to regularly rub them with barley saliva.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45940
 14.04.2011
List of used literature:
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15 is Google [Electronic resource] // (as at 05.04.06)
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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45939
 14.04.2011
<German> I am dying, I am bad, goodbye friends, now my nick will be "Dead German"
<Germany> the winding spring
<Dima_Ner> you are this.. until May 9 toler )))
<Dima_Ner> die as it should be )))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45938
 14.04.2011
Instructions for attracting a man:
1 came
2 Looking in the eyes.
3 He cried and fled.
All of it! He is yours!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45937
 14.04.2011
He was so honest that he even smiled when he put on a smiley.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45936
 14.04.2011
My, after washing the dishes, removed the fork with the words, "Wow, the devil's clothes!"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45935
 14.04.2011
xxx: In our chamber yesterday three born: 2 girls and boys
YYY: O_O
xxx: The result is meaningful, 2 girls and a boy BORN))
XXX: And the roses are old, girls only))

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №45934
 14.04.2011
Titanic: Yesterday night, three shoppers wanted to pick up my phone. I now have four phones.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45933
 14.04.2011
There was no light in the area for 24 hours.
I go to sleep. About half 2 nights. The window is open. I hear the cry "Ura, bleat".
He got up. It really gave light.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45932
 14.04.2011
The father has almost unlimited resources.
Does my mom have resources?
and yes.
What are they?
and Dad!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45931
 14.04.2011
I sit in the electric car, past our financial director (D)
Halo where are you?
Home, and where are you?
(D): Business, business, yes, there are controllers, good luck, I ran!
O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45930
 14.04.2011
Sh00t
She will give you a trojan and you will buy a minivan.

Dervishdance
No to. I will buy a minivan. be sure.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45929
 14.04.2011
And you know why the deficit began in the USSR?
Someone found the Death Tetrad and wrote it a list of purchases %)))))
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And then she still caught some first-class with inscriptions, and he wrote there "My Motherland - the USSR"%)))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45928
 14.04.2011
XXX: I also took peanut butter, rice, peanut flour and sauce.
YYYY: My grey? How is?
Not yours, but ours. Now it is mine!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I bought it after we broke up, so it was mine! You stole my chest!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45927
 14.04.2011
I don’t eat black caviar anymore... it’s a pity :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45926
 14.04.2011
Scientists have discovered the exact date of the death of the planet Earth.
Scientists have established that the approximate date of death of the planet Earth falls on the next 3.7 billion years. The probability is 50%.
Yes, the mill...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №45925
 14.04.2011
I love children. They are so direct. Especially modern people are delighted. Today, a girl with a doctor's toy set ran through the office, treated everyone "))))))) She said she loved animals and wanted to become a veterinarian. First of all, people are trained.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45924
 14.04.2011
One girl was so afraid to jump with a parachute that she jumped without it.

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