"12 April proposed to make a weekend"

A great offer!
On this day, everyone sits at home, relax, rest, no one flies into space.

The customer writes: We very much liked your design, but we will not use it, and we will draw our own based on it. Please return the advance payment.

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And, you know, they are borrowed.

A story from a time when pagers were rare. I was given a night shift. In the middle of the night, an old lady calls the operator and begins to dictate a message. Finished he says:

And now another thing... (thinking). Although not, do not have to. You and so, poor people, with this note at two o’clock in the night to run to Uralmash...

A colleague told me today. She went for a walk with her sons in the yard, while distracted by the younger, the older (5 years) went to get to know the children. After a while, he hears a voice behind his back: "Boys, how old are you?In response, "I am seven" and the sad voice of the father of this seven-year-old, adds: "I am 38".

Today I realized that I am probably a pessimist, once my husband leaves and I stay home alone - I close the door with a key, not a drive, so that if I suddenly die at home, relatives would not have to knock out the door, they will just open it with the key.

XHHH: what you crave, in Moscow there are prayers about import substitution
and blaat. This is an old joke about students. The Lord God: What are the Russians doing?
They pray.
Here we help them!

This is called dispersing.
She still loved you and did not torment you with mathematics, physics and other complex subjects.
The concepts of self-discipline and willpower - you probably do not understand
And you’ve probably grown up either as a mercenary, or as a humanitarian, or as an artist.
– is
All these idiots are just angry, believing that artists do not need willpower and self-discipline. And how angry people who do not understand the meaning of the word "humanitarian" do not communicate at all. However, what to take from the author of such "literal" statements.

>> Also thought so before the appearance of her virgin dystrophy from 25 cm. He is tired to move himself, can't, but 25 cm somehow stimulate the feats of a couple of hours in a rider's posture.

Which kind of. Is he sleeping there? and :-)
Stir to insensitivity.

I was lucky, my mom loved me. In general, I can’t remember any case she tortured me with food, treatment, education, everything was always adequate, without violence, screams, insults and hysterics. What is the secret: in the first sentence.

Black Angel: Masha, do you know we are old?
Yes, but how much?
Black Angel: I ask the girl-assistant - is there an aska? She is looking at me, what is it?! to
See also: Oh
Black Angel: That’s all, Masha

1st :
Hi to you!
Congratulate me
2nd :
Hi to you!
Congratulations man!
1st :
and all. thanks
2nd :
Go to address.

WUZ The Comodore. a woman under a contract from 1995, receipts...wants to sign a contract.
Y is. What about the return? I did not use the educational service and I was not notified about the end of its provision.
We are in space - receipt for 2 600 000 rubles. Yellow real..contractor 1995 invoice without a single transfer..it is good that interest has not been requested for the use of funds for 21 years.

If the child wants to pretend sick in order not to go to the exam or for some important reason, of course.
But if a child wants to pretend sick simply because he likes to get sick, likes to drink a delicious syrup, doesn’t eat his favorite soup, and generally get attention and care in all forms, then discomfort treatment will be impossible.

Well, if your children receive attention, care and favorite food exclusively during illnesses - they will still get sick, regardless of the degree of abomination of drugs. Psychiatry you know.

Wear a tight bag.

Universal advice for everyone who breeds idiots here, by the way.

Don’t worry – it has long been known that size is not the most important, the main skill.

She also thought so before the appearance of her virgin dystrophy from 25 cm. He is tired to move himself, can't, but 25 cm somehow stimulate the feats of a couple of hours in a rider's posture.

If you need 25 centimeters of standing with a stationary host, then the phalloimiter will come down. Most people need a living owner of the sexual fox, not the fox itself.

How can we prove the unbounded and unfounded ambition of Americans? All of our cosmonauts have been in space, but none of their astronauts have ever flown to the stars.
Celebration of all!

I love the milk. There is no allergy to him.
Only cold milk. Do you understand the difference?
Warm, hot, boiled milk causes a persistent feeling of disgust.
Acid milk and kefir are also disgusting to nausea.
And from the cold people were treated in the past with strawberries and tea with honey and lemon.

I suffered in guests.
Influenza decreases strength
Glad that everyone is there.
Reinfected

“I will dare to report, Mr. Senior Doctor,” I heard a quiet voice from the bed near the window, “I’ve recovered. I noticed last night that I had a shortness of breath.
Their name?
The coward. I dare report, I was prescribed a clitoris.
“Well, you will still be put on the road,” ordered Dr. Grunstein, “so that you won’t complain afterwards that we haven’t treated you here. Well, and now the patients I have listed, go to the doctor and get what you trust.
Everyone received a solid portion prescribed to him. Some have tried to influence the executor of the doctoral order with requests or threats: say, they themselves will enroll in the sanitary, and maybe someday the current sanitary will fall into their hands. As for Switch, he acted heroically.
“Don’t spare me,” he encouraged the bastard who put a clitoris on him. Remember the oath. Even if your father or brother is lying here, put him a cleaning - and none. Remember, Austria holds on these clichés. We will win!
The next day, during the tour, Dr. Grunstein learned from Schweick how he liked being in the hospital. Schweik replied that this institution is well-organized and very respectable. As a reward he received the same as yesterday, and in addition to aspirin and three powders of quinine, all this was poured into the water, and then ordered to drink immediately.
Socrates himself did not drink his cup of poison as calmly as Schweick drank chinin, on which Dr. Grunstein tried all sorts of torture.

However, like every adequate modern person, I am also a misanthropist and an alcoholic.