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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46643
 29.04.2011
I just saw $1 million.
It looks beautiful. A total of about 20 meters in length. and diversified.
White, yellow, blue, brown and black Maseratti stand in a row on the bull. Shevchenko

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46642
 29.04.2011
ISO 8859-5: I am sitting in the office now, boredom is deadly, there is no one but me, everybody has run away. All that can be done. The phone rings. I decided to arrest the citizen.
Allo is?! to
Allo, base of rocket boats, head of Aproxin at the aircraft
Oh, sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry... sorry
I hanged the phone and I realized that Gen called. by Dir.
Pack your stuff comic =))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46641
 29.04.2011
Discovery broadcast about Sierra Leone:
We believe that if you eat a man, you take his courage.
How does man taste? Talk like a pork?
I don’t eat pork, I’m a Muslim.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46640
 29.04.2011
What is the probability that the robbers will find the money hole hidden in the probability theory textbook? and O"

I think it’s much higher now than before you wrote about it =)

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46639
 28.04.2011
lPAKOTl: in our company, as the prize so fucking, and as the fucking so we two (

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46638
 28.04.2011
From the blogs:
"Moscow: travel in the subway can be paid by phone"
He is a goopnik and at the post of director of the metro - goopnik.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46637
 28.04.2011
She: So much time has passed and you’re still angry with me, okay? Was it a good thing for you that I left you for another?
he: Of course, on the first day in the gym earned the respect of two coaches at once, on kickboxing and on handball, when working with pear represented you and sheaak her methyl!)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46636
 28.04.2011
DoLPeeN: I read the Samsung Galaxy Tab user manual
Do not bite or lick the plan. This can cause the plan to explode.
0 - O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46635
 28.04.2011
Training system for trimesters. The Session. Crying in the community "halyava come" and in response from another window "I will not come, you are terrible".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46634
 28.04.2011
Somilfo: I have thoughts in my head as members of the State Duma. Either they fight, or they don’t visit at all :-/

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46633
 28.04.2011
XHH: I knocked my knee on the shelf all the way.
Go treat your leg with green.
You have stopped being careful.
You have another unpleasant girlfriend :'?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46632
 28.04.2011
Alexander Nevsky won the Battle of Neva at the age of 16, the Ice Battle at the age of 22.

WOW: "Wonderkind!!!" - the Germans shouted, going under the water

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46631
 28.04.2011
In Italy there is an insult: Sega - / sega / - the process of masturbation in men.

Fans of Sega toys, greetings to you!
Now it is clear the origin of the word "dirty".

Sega Mega Drive

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46630
 28.04.2011
“Mommy, why don’t my uncle give me a place in the subway?
Their eggs are heavy, they can’t stand.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46629
 28.04.2011
by Fuck! Again in the subway appeared these dudes in sunglasses!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46628
 28.04.2011
The Correspondence:
I won’t let you go to work in the morning. I get stuck in a member and don’t let go.
P: I’ll get up and go. So you’ll be talking there between your legs with a blanket)))
D: So I don’t get in my hands :(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46627
 28.04.2011
Mother’s cry from the kitchen to our dog:
M: Go yours to the left, Lavrus, when are you already smoking?? to

Again the garbage bowl turned over and ate the bulls.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №46626
 28.04.2011
About 15 billion years ago, the Big Bang occurred, and since then the universe has been continuously expanding.
First comment: Why it doesn’t affect my apartment, She’s also in the universe :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46625
 28.04.2011
xxx: Bankomat щас delighted... "Credit card validity - 21.12.2012" 0_0

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №46624
 28.04.2011
Talk (I) with a Canadian (k) about politics (12 hour flight, do nothing, speak English)

Q: Russia under Putin has strengthened, right?
I: An economy based on oil exports is the path of the drunkard. Money should be invested in the development of production, not in the stock fund.
How are the U.S.-Canadian relations?
Officially, we are friends. Canadians don’t like the Americans. If we don’t support their warrior, they stop trading oil and forestry with us.
Why do you buy forests from Americans? Do you have yours?
K: No, America is stopping to buy Canada’s oil and forestry, which is the foundation of Canada’s post-industrial economy.

O_O


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