My grandfather served in the war as a commander of the artillery battery. He told me this story:

Once, after a hard night, he slept to rest next to the weapon, and slept unnoticed for himself. And when after some time I woke up, I saw the guns rolling from the shells next to the weapon.

When asked where this dirt came from, the soldiers replied that the order had come by several raids to drive away the German tanks that appeared to be in the distance, and for such a nonsense they did not wake the commander.

I go into the bedroom and they are doing counter-exercise.
The words “Contra-Ibuction” are written through “I”.
I know, but what they did was written by “E.”

If your interlocutor makes spelling mistakes in the text, then most likely he is not a bot.

Discomfort in the years
I am not ready to suffer.
Going to the toilet at night.
I killed three cats.

I think your new colleagues find you very strange.
I think they definitely think of me as strange, not suspecting that I am fucking.

Zadolbaez No.20192 "Mommy, we are in heaven!" You either breathe pizza or you live in Belgium.
Have you ever been to Europe? When you go, go to Bauhaus for interest.
The roof is not sold, it is not sold.

I don’t understand this fashion, today in the transport I was beaten in the face with my tail of hair, and how do you think who... a guy, of course a guy.

Ahahahahah
Where is this beautiful man

In the stand

There are gravitational anomalies in dog cats as well! I went to bed, pulled the blanket up on me, and it was heavy, did not get up and all! Well, I think, this is what I trained, this is what I am good, straight, right, right, I have no strength in my hands. She got up and found a dozen of our cunning collie, who thought to push the edge of the blanket on the floor to sleep on it.

In my childhood, in addition to all kinds of fairy tales, stealthily and with expression, I read medical Talmuds. He says, especially under the inertia cut well. Of course, you do not learn at once, you have to study.
We discuss this case on the phone, from the series "It’s in your blood" (I went to the veterinarian). Education is a terrible force. I am not a neurologist. At the lectures on anatomy under these topics, I slept Very sweet. : r

The neighbor in the room, b%t, earned a laptop...
I gave the precise definition that he was dead, the intant gave the precise definition that he was dead and needed a new mother, the people to whom he was wearing him before the intant said that the note was dead, but it was something resurrected, honestly I am afraid guys, I think this consequence of terrible and terrible necromancy will kill us at night...
If I am not in the pair tomorrow, know that it has swallowed us with darkness to live on!

In two years, China produced more cement than the United States produced in the entire 20th century. (4.9 gigatons, google yourself how much it is).
Length of roads: 4 million The kilometers.
300,000 bridges across the country, of which 1,000 are more than a kilometer long.
The fleet is increasing by 20 million. You can only enter Beijing if you use the last digit of your registration number today.
100 airports are built every year. A hundred airports. A hundred. A hundred pieces. Count from one to a hundred and imagine an airport every time. The Bats! is built.
Giant viaducts with a length of 150 km. The Widows! I only saw Viaduck in Simcity. Or, for example, a 28 km long tunnel.
The train from Guangzhou to Guangzhou passes 510 bridges and 236 tunnels at a speed of 250 km per hour.
In 30 years, the Chinese have increased the residential area of the country by 8 times! My companion for a month can not find an apartment, and in China they are distributed for free.
In 10 years, China will have 220 cities with more than 1 million inhabitants. of man. How many of these cities will remain in 10 years?

And all this statistics is because of one simple number. Since 2000, 10,000 people have been executed in China. of officials.

Here you say - the Chinese, say, do badly, curly. I have a story like that. As a child, I had surgery, gips, to-se. As a result, the right foot is larger than the left by 2 sizes. With winter shoes is still normal, and summer shoes usually have to buy 2 pairs. And then my husband and I were in the shoe, Chinese shoes looked like cast seats! On both feet! Half open, and with holes in front, on the sides, with a heels closed only. The husband and so, and so watched, knowing my problems, could not believe that they were not two couples. She is the only one, the last. Per the only one that is sewn with careful Chinese hands on my different legs :)

A woman crossed the Ural for 50 glasses of beer.

A bad idea was to sing in a police car "Bring me a deer into your country as a deer".

About the cats.
Everything is much easier than you think - the probability of hitting a cat is 50%. Either you come or not.

Why was the director of the Library of Ukrainian Literature in Moscow arrested? Which of the librarians is an extremist?
You don’t understand the seriousness of the situation! Librarians try to find the most sacred thing for every Russian. On the TV!

The news:

“The giant ball found last month in Bosnia has seriously stunned scientists around the world. According to the researchers, the ball with a diameter of 1.5 meters and a weight of 30 tons is made of iron, but its purpose is not yet known. His age is also unknown. According to some scientists, the ball is a riddle to ancient civilizations that we know nothing about.”

The commentary:

We know this civilization. Look further, there must be another like that, broken.

Plato is my friend. Vladimir Putin (c)

Recently I came across an interesting fact: During World War II, many British pilots who were shot down and captured were confiscated by the Nazis for the German Army’s needs. Without clocks, the English were in prison hard – neither time for tea to learn, nor escape to organize. Therefore, they began to order and receive watches by post from the company Rolex in Switzerland. The most interesting thing about this story is not that the letters from the concentration camp arrived in Switzerland, and the packages with "rolex" were returned back and reached the recipients, but the most interesting thing is that the Rolex firm sent the clocks to the captive English almost for free, only for the promise to pay after the war.

And I remembered the stories of my father, who was born before the war in one of the Volga villages. As he and the rest of kindergartens during the harvest were taken for whole days to the grazing fields, to collect falling wheat grains, and that if lucky, then in a day managed to collect a whole circle of grains. How hungry it was, despite his father, my grandfather, sending all the cards of his officer’s paycheck home to feed his wife and two young sons. As he came with his mother to the selpo, he first smashed with his hand all the bread crumbs from the shelf, which was just at the level of his eyes, from pushing them into his mouth, to the shame of his mother.

Our people and Europe have seen and see that War differently. And they will never understand us, and we will never understand them, we must stop deceiving ourselves in this. And when now people in black shape with torches march through the center of Kiev, the Lord in Europe is not concerned that the supply of their "rolex" may be disrupted.

Happy Victory Day guys! Our grandparents did something right in history, and we must not forget this, nor where the Lord with the "rolex" can take now.

Paradoxically, but in order to reduce the number of divorces, it is necessary to complicate the procedure of marriage, not divorce.