It was fun to hear young people talk on television about the causes of poverty who never felt hungry.

The Telepatic Designers

And I have the opposite reason to raise and take something heavy into my hands: woe-designers "And I see it!". Planned to build a house. I come to the office, please help with an individual project, I list very clearly what is strictly obligatory in the house, and what should not be. Big windows across the wall and white colour all in a row – the last whisper of fashion, how you don’t understand! There is no TV and there will be no TV. I will, I said! Your guests will die without him and you will have problems with the law! Furniture is just that and there are no styles except minimalism! I’ll go to the office on Monday, but I’ll go to the office on Monday.

Good joke: The Internet did not believe the death of Tutankhamun when he fell from a bicycle.

Of course shit. Tutankhamun died when he fell from a hoverboard.

Mr. proud > In connection with this spring weather, everyone started to get sick and therefore in the office the disease-paranoia reached its maximum scale. He sneezed yesterday a couple of times, decided not to annoy the girl in the office, put on a mask, produced the opposite effect.
J@h > In the sense?
Mr. proud > They started pushing home with a double force. I felt like Frankenstein.
The Peasants: A! On his fire!! The villas and the torches!! He is dangerous!! to
Frank: Yes, I’ve already put on the mask, the pill is drunk, what else do I need?
The Peasants: A! He is still talking! Do not speak on our side. This is an old tradition, don’t break it.

Gagarin did nothing, he lay down. c) the wine

Gagarin appeared from that world and offered Loise to lie next to him.

<Julio> What does "galla" mean in the word "galla-concert"?
This means "galactic", because at such a concert all the aliens who were accidentally brought to Earth by a cosmic wind are gathered.

In principle, if you buy a second house in the southern hemisphere, you can live according to the summer-autumn-spring-summer scheme, and this will be the usual mild summer without hell tropical temperatures. If you rent one for six months, you can compensate for the cost of two annual flights and even earn a little.

and Harlem. First of April:

Oh man! Your back is white. A white ass. You are white! In general, go here.

The wallet!

>> on the proposal to continue the phrase "In the beginning it was....", having in possession the third and fifth letters "O",the lady no second without hesitation wrote "In the beginning it was BAD".

> Well, it’s formally right ;) (and so far it’s not much better))

Don’t tell me! Formed stars, planets, on one appeared amino acids and even passed the biogenesis, indeed, then ended the hollow with methane, but oxygen appeared, this gave a significant reason to develop more complex forms of life, and the hollow climate and the axis of rotation managed to defeat the intelligent life, who came up with the arrangement of "home"... Compared to the inflation of continuum and singularity, it was still much better.

Do you know what a blogger writer is like? The blogger is like a pigeon, eaten. of moment. And for the writer, the digestion of information takes a long time.

Rush in the whole voice. and. and.
Coincidentally (no, honestly ;) ) stumbled on the aliexpress on a false imitator
False imitators there are in the section "Hud Care", sub-section "Motherhood"

Borrow a porche, you are a bad engineer, once 2x2 you can't fold! The grandmother is looking for it. The grandmother found you. And normal girls are not easy for you. She is actually smarter - not that on a date with you will not go, but even dating in the virtual will avoid in advance.

At first it was evil, and it was evil to God, and evil was God. And he created plants and animals and man, so that all things would be evil.

At the "ambulance" were with volunteers at the seminar, not immediately found a training cabinet. While we were looking, the guard asked, “Are we joking here?” Hunting for Pokémon?! to
What kind of Pokémon?
Let them hunt here regularly!

xxx: I drove a taxi at night with a 45-year-old man... here he turns into an incomprehensible area, into some kind of e@enya, goes to a garage cooperative. I’m ready with the drink, I sit, I’m silent, I’m afraid to speak! Then he stops, takes off his glasses, exhales... fixing the mirror in the cabin, sees my reflection and says, “Who are you?” In short, it turned out, the man thought and came to put the car in his garage, earned, poor!

YYY: How did they bring me? And it seems like just stealing and leaving alive did not intend to.

ZZZ: Was it left alive or not in the end?

XXX Sherlock, how did you acquire deductive skills?
I was bitten by a radioactive detective.

Livsi: Citizens work well for the state, and the state protects, treats, teaches them.
Cadaver: I feel like citizens are venting the state with their work for how it protects, treats and teaches them, especially the guards, doctors and teachers.)

I just like to kill people. Not really, of course. Real murders are not necessary if you have good enough imagination. c) Stephen King

All overnight at work.

What fucking pride do you have that you have such a heroic organization of work that it is impossible to fit into working hours?

XX: During the operation you can get anesthesia. There is no sleep during narcotics. You feel the injection, blink, lie on the operating table, and open your eyes already in the room. For you, a second has passed, but the operation for this time has already ended and you have been transported from the operating room to the room.
So, death is the same, but without awakening.