Money is evil. That accounting, in any case, is the real abode of evil.

Hello Irina?
2 to Hello. This is not Irina.
Is it possible for Irina?
2: Yes, she is not yet there, at home she is running with her...
1:... * o_o
2: oh :D, intentionally the tubes have leaked, the master is waiting!

The Advertising! You have shrunk! Go back to the TV. Destroy the videos!

How about ordering a pizza? Friday is still)
Y: thirteen
X : – O
y: we order pizza with a courier maniac) according to statistics 75% of couriers become maniacs trying to find our office)

I met a young man. by accident. I think he was interested in me...
YYY: is it sympathetic?
XXX: I like it very much.
YYY: So what are you waiting for? ?
XXX: When he is 18

Kotik (11:08:35 13/04/2012)
We have some girls dressed today.
Kotik (11:08:44 13/04/2012)
Gathered somewhere after work
Tiger (11:09:30 13/04/2012)
HZ, but Friday the 13th. Shabby probably
Kotik (11:09:36 13/04/2012)
Oh yes of course!
Kotik (11:09:41 13/04/2012)
and ROFL

There are only two policemen in Liechtenstein: the Good and the Evil.

Crazy girl))) (01:55:25 13/04/2012)
You are a "sweet"?
DARKSEED (01:55:58 13/04/2012)
rather a zombie.

For the American, Gagarin is worse than Hitler, because Hitler burned Jews and Gagarin burned American souls.

222: For the American Gagarin, it’s nobody, they don’t know.
333: It is now they do not know, and then Gagarin knew, and the satellite, and the KGB and where to hide in a nuclear strike.

No, what kind of shit I’m working with! I left for half an hour and on you - all my bubble polyethylene burst!! to

The shopkeeper had fun. I sit at the beginning of the car and side-sightedly notice that it is all shaking, until the knee shakes. And he begins to sell the spores of mushrooms with a calm, silenced voice. No one is listening and after 15 seconds says loudly:"Well, it’s impossible to work! The car is sitting and does not listen to me. No one needs my mushrooms!..." and the offended goes away.and :)
c) Yodkin

code: she says how good I am) but then finds a thousand reasons not to give =)

Without NTV, I would have forgotten who Pugacheva is.

YYY: Listen to...
You are so strange.
I told you yesterday that I don’t like this song.
XXX: And you throw it away to me anyway.
I will not throw you on the wall of dead cats.

While the Russian army of their boys makes men, the Russian entertainment television makes boys women, and apparently wins second.

by alenochka13
No, Drone, well you understand how ohuenno about everything in this strange world: I sit here and worry that I have never washed the windows in the apartment, and some kind of japoška at the other end of the world to rub all the windows in the world - to him the main thing is that the tectonic plates do not move!!!!!!!!! to

Dialogue with a 6-year-old daughter
I: daughter, you were asked today? she: yes, by reading. I: well and how, you answered well? she: well* pause*, but wrong))))))))))

In a couple, the lecturer read a lecture on the topic "Photos". In the street is spring, warm and all students are not prepared to go to school. Prepod asks the question: What types of electronic and optical devices do you know?
Student 1: " Can there be a display?"
Prepod " not quite, but what was before, before the display?"
Staging 2 : "Staging 2..."

Speaking on Skype, one of the participants decided to share his successes in STALKER Online:
and URA! I found the sergeant.
This must be the guy of Dasha Kulakova, right?

Prorok: I can't play shats in the wave
Prophet: Because otherwise I will not give up
Opium deliciously heated the Prophet according to Ozhegov's dictionary.
Why did you warm me up?
Opium repeated the procedure.