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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140121
 01.04.2017
...from the discussion of web server vulnerabilities in Miele dishwashers:

AntonSor> Survived, washing dishes under Linux!
ultraElephant> The same Linux for housewives.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140120
 01.04.2017
A Kentucky congressman expressed the right thought in a last year’s interview with Reason magazine: “When people ask, ‘Will our children live better than us?’ I answer, ‘Yes, but it doesn’t depend on politicians, it depends on engineers.’”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140119
 01.04.2017
Comments under the video "What happens in the head of a rooted procrastinator"

I will see tomorrow.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140118
 01.04.2017
In the dining room:
XXX: Give me a salad.
Yyy: It doesn’t look very fresh, don’t you fear it’s going to be bad?
If I suddenly get bad, I will have an official reason not to go out tomorrow for this stupid Saturday.
Give me two salads.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140117
 01.04.2017
Comment to the news: "The actor and writer Yevgeny Grishkovets expelled from the hall a spectator who fell asleep during his performance"

And then he asked two laughing young men to go on stage and forced them to tell the hall that they had such a funny thing. At the end of the evening, the actor and writer invited a spectator who spoke with a neighbor to continue the performance for him. Another viewer, who was writing a text message on his smartphone in the midst of the show, the famous director asked to repeat the part of the role he was playing now, and when the viewer could not, asked him to go out in the theater hallway and think about his behavior.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140116
 01.04.2017
XXX: How is the meeting?
yyy: It was crazy interesting, I barely broke my mouth. Even the factor in the mind to calculate, in order to at least somehow have fun. I reached 11 and then I had finished operating memory.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №140115
 01.04.2017
Do you know anything about higher mathematics?
It is clearly better for me than for all of them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №140114
 01.04.2017
Did you know that salmon has lice? These small (up to 1.5 cm) parasites drink the blood of fish, eat them and carry diseases. Salmon farms, where hundreds of thousands of fish live in one place, are the perfect place for lice. What is this about technology?"

Norway is the largest producer of salmon. To combat parasites there invented a cool thing - a submarine drone Stingray. Using computer vision, he recognizes lice on fish and shoots them from a distance of up to 2 meters with a green laser, similar to what is used in surgery. Parasites are instantly roasted, and the laser does not harm the fish - the scaly reflects the rays. One plant per day can destroy tens of thousands of parasites. This is not a laboratory concept – Stingray is already being used by more than 100 fish farms in Norway. A submarine drone, shooting from a laser on lice on salmon - sounds strange, looks futuristic, and most importantly - it is not a toy, but a really useful thing. This is really cool tech.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140113
 01.04.2017
It seemed to me that the ability of a musical performer was assessed a little differently.

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A strange pattern has long been observed. The more on the popular singer's clothes, the better she sings.

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