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[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45883
 13.04.2011
Spring and two-storey cats
This is something else!
I was on the bus today, half empty. A lovely couple stands near a free place and cries. Finally, the man sits down and the woman kneels to him naturally. I look at them - and it's my grandmother and grandpa aged 50-60... And they sit kissing :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45882
 13.04.2011
Vladimir: I watched the film "The Way of the Warrior". I will describe only one scene:
In the middle of the snowed plain of Chukotka is a house, next to it is a Chukcha samurai sitting and trading fish. A second chick approaches him and asks:
and why?
The merchant catches the frozen fish and instantly sticks into the eye of the passing person who falls and runs the knives. Only then will he answer:
and Halyava!
A harsh samurai burns the native plague with a gramophone, takes out the sword that is hidden in the snowmen's butt, goes to the shore of the frozen sea. What would you think? Suddenly, the sea breaks the ice and starts from an underwater position... there are no rockets, not even the Teutonic Knights, everything is much cooler! Right from there, morrowing ninjas with swords take off on Bethmen's flying coats and struggle. The captain is also struggling. They all strive towards each other. But unfortunately, the scene was cut off and did not reveal the theme of the ice fight on Chukotka between the ninja crowd and the steepest swordman.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45881
 13.04.2011
My apartment was stolen...
X: Do you write from the sting?
y: almost, one joy - the router was not touched)
X: D-Link is the sky?
y is fake)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45880
 13.04.2011
I am very, very sad.
My mother is not home.
Lunch is delicious.
I sadly ate lunch.
Then I went to the buffet.
He opened and sadly took
Cookies and Candy
He shook again.
Then cabbage cabbage.
I took and ate.
I was so sad,
Sitting next to the chair.
I bite cabbage with crust.
And I thought sadly, “Yes,
So terribly sad.
I have never been!”
I ate a bowl of bread.
He drank milk.
Then I looked up at the sky,
I saw a cloud.
I was so sad,
It became hard!
I ate a piece of salad.
Again it did not help.
I found a bowl of honey.
El Honey said:
How fun I was,
How sad I was!
The buffet is empty.
Behind the window is dark.
Before that I was sad,
It is funny itself.

[ + 149 - ] Comment quote №45879
 13.04.2011
The fact that a person has no experience in the job he is trying to settle for does not mean that he is a stupid idiot and is unable to understand it in a day or two. And the fact that you will hire someone who has already worked in such a position does not guarantee that he will not be a stupid idiot who has been robbed from the past.
Where to get the experience of those who are not recruited because of their absence?
And working as a carrier or technician, you will never gain experience of normal work. The desired p. The amount indicated in the resume will always be higher than the one for which a person agrees to work for the first few months.
I hope it will affect someone. I dream of working as a counselor, I have knowledge and curves, but I have no work experience. You have to be a cleaner.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45878
 13.04.2011
Katerinka: How is your love?
I: What exactly?
by Katerinka: Eээ
Do you have a lot of them?
I: Oh, I’m looking for the only one, by the method of thick :-D
Katerina :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №45877
 13.04.2011
Happy Day of the Astronaut!! to
Yes, it is a direct threat to drink.)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45876
 13.04.2011
Why every phase of writing a program ends with the phrase "Oh! It works!"
by Ubuntu

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45875
 13.04.2011
xxx: Yesterday began the machine uprising (according to Terminator).

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45874
 13.04.2011
My husband now asked:
Well, this is what makeup is "Smoky Iez". "Fucking eyes" what is it?
and ?

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45873
 13.04.2011

From the news:
Fursenko prohibited suspecting politicians of idiotism.
What suspicions? Absolute confidence in stupidity.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45872
 13.04.2011
The C Forum:
HH: It all resolved by itself.

Added in 37 minutes.by :
Oh no, no blh

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45871
 13.04.2011
I study in Slovenia for student exchange. I sit on a pair on the history of the Slovenian language, the theme is consonantism (development of consonants), and the predecessor as an example of the development of diftong "sc" gives the verb "scat". Silence in the audience, an uncertain voice: “That’s not... emm... a book word?”
Preponja: Yes, this is a word from the spoken language, but, first, it gives a good example of the diptong, and secondly, we use this word in everyday speech, and so let us not lie to our colleague from another country that we do not have such a word.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45870
 13.04.2011
In the Krasnoyarsk region, a new scandal - a year later, officials discovered that the GLONASS system does not work on 69 new school buses.

“We started connecting them and realized that the instruments are formally made, and some are simply wrapped with an insulator,” the Minister of Informatization and Communications of the Krasnoyarsk Territory Alexei Turov said.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45869
 13.04.2011
You are an atheist?
YYYYY: Yes
XXX: Thank God for it.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45868
 13.04.2011
Previously there were keys, now there are also flashes.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45867
 12.04.2011
case in the chat(:infection: - antimate):
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<chh> how to say that!? to
<chh> fuck me in the ass
<x> o_o
<chh> and where the infection

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45866
 12.04.2011
A trip with a brigadier (B)
I cooked sausages

I’m like the old X*J!
B is not possible! I only bought yesterday. I tried it today and it was normal.
I’m... I’m about their appearance, not their taste.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45865
 12.04.2011
On a couple to the strict basement entered a person late and goes to himself, not noticing anyone. He was so surprised and so surprised "A?". Someone from the rear side guesses his thoughts: "Who is here?and "

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45864
 12.04.2011
April 12 is dedicated to:
Once the heroes for the youth were not bandits and thieves,
designers and astronauts.

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