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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45863
 12.04.2011
Subscriber: My computer is writing "there was an error, call the system administrator", what to do?
Call the system administrator
I am a system administrator!
Call the normal system administrator.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45862
 12.04.2011
zombiek: by the way, counted here - the mass of all mankind can be accommodated in a building size 1km x 1km x 600m
In any water reservoir under Moscow
Sly: I’m even afraid to ask why you thought that 😉

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45861
 12.04.2011
> like to:
> I go to work through the bor.

And most people go to the bor through work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45860
 12.04.2011
Local radio is pleased. DJ says:
"And we have a new message from the listener"Sorry":
My friend Slavik two days ago scratched his hand with a circular saw. Put him the song "The Shaman has three hands""

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45859
 12.04.2011
No, I’m not going to watch movies today. I better go to bed ;) And how can I quietly watch a movie if I don’t have a cursor done tomorrow? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45858
 12.04.2011
The first Russian driver broke the steering wheel on a F1 car

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45857
 12.04.2011
Fuck... The classmates have all married, the children were born... And I was like a fuck on them, so is it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45856
 12.04.2011
In the city, the struggle has begun again.
2. ugu, and the name is to come up with the type of "Vir-Antihu"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45855
 12.04.2011
xxx (10:37:46 12/04/2011)
Do you bite the science granite?
yyy (10:38:07 12/04/2011)
Salad of Unemployment

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45854
 12.04.2011
YERMAX: Hello
Yermax: Are you here?
YERMAX: Oh well!! to
YERMAX: You are silent. It is autoimmune.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45853
 12.04.2011
The Fourth Civilization is burning.
A fighting camel can be improved to a helicopter.)

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45852
 12.04.2011
Okay, I’m accustomed to the fact that our group, gently speaking, doesn’t shine with intelligence.
I’ve become accustomed to the fact that the group doesn’t even know the simplest terms and constantly asks me what a word means.
I got used to "oy, I did something and I had everything closed", "set me a program", "teach me to make a pillow in photoshop", "and why do you call the transition from pink to white a grand?" (the word "gradient" for classmates is unspoken, yes).
But today they got me. I started telling something about ZV and mentioned Darth Vader. The girls looked at me surprised and asked what the singer was and what his most famous thing was. And another girl gave out that the classmates are dudes, and it is not a singer, but a DJ.
Shoot them someone, please :facepalm:

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45851
 12.04.2011
xxx: yyy, I am a woman
YYY : OO
Have you started monthly? OOO
xxx: I was in a bad mood, and I went to buy an expensive junkie, and it got easier for me!)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45850
 12.04.2011
Basilica at 22:43
A murderous fact for me:
Dalmatians stolen by Hauc and Pope Ron Weasley

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45849
 12.04.2011
As one boss said, it’s cheaper to kill Sysadmin than to fire him.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45848
 12.04.2011
The old man threw a net into the sea and caught a fish, which spoke to him with a human voice:
Let me go, old man.
And the old man realized that there was something the Japanese did not agree with Focushima...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45847
 12.04.2011
M: on request "where to buy.." releases "where to buy a cradle".. well and the interests of the people

Look at what "crystal" is

M: Why do you?

I need it too, but I don’t know.

[ + 86 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45846
 12.04.2011
From the Auto Forum:
My brother and I have a problem: we decided to pour a carburetor cleaner into the tank. And when it was poured, a stopping ring fell from the throat of the bubble into the tank. It is plastic, it will probably use gasoline!!! First we tried to get him by a bicycle spark, but it turned out to be short and we accidentally dropped it into the tank. Then they tried to get the spit with the help of a magnet: they took a larger magnet and dropped it into the throat of the tank. But they didn’t think and the magnet clung to the wall of the tank from the inside. They began to shake, and the beetle soaked and rubbed around the magnet’s edge. He also stayed in the gasoline tank. In order to pull out at least a magnet, they took the largest key that had ever been able to climb into the throat in the hope that it would catch the magnet. The rope was thick. But it turned out to be synthetic, and while we caught the magnet, gasoline turned it off.
So now in the gas tank lies a ring, a magnet, a spearhead and a gauge key.
Tell me how to get it all out of there.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №45845
 12.04.2011
Terrorism is the killing of civilians of a state with the aim of changing the policy of the government of that state. (Note: the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not terrorist attacks.)

One American textbook

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45844
 12.04.2011
xxx: people, get the idea where to go with a girl
yy1: in the cinema
YY2: In Theatre
Yy3: Put her in bed
yy4: in the circus
Yy5: Just go for a walk
yy6: in the sushi bar
A lot of ideas... now it remains to find a girlfriend

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