Subscriber: My computer is writing "there was an error, call the system administrator", what to do?
Call the system administrator
I am a system administrator!
Call the normal system administrator.

zombiek: by the way, counted here - the mass of all mankind can be accommodated in a building size 1km x 1km x 600m
In any water reservoir under Moscow
Sly: I’m even afraid to ask why you thought that ?

> like to:
> I go to work through the bor.

And most people go to the bor through work.

Local radio is pleased. DJ says:
"And we have a new message from the listener"Sorry":
My friend Slavik two days ago scratched his hand with a circular saw. Put him the song "The Shaman has three hands""

No, I’m not going to watch movies today. I better go to bed ;) And how can I quietly watch a movie if I don’t have a cursor done tomorrow? O_O

The first Russian driver broke the steering wheel on a F1 car

Fuck... The classmates have all married, the children were born... And I was like a fuck on them, so is it.

In the city, the struggle has begun again.
2. ugu, and the name is to come up with the type of "Vir-Antihu"

xxx (10:37:46 12/04/2011)
Do you bite the science granite?
yyy (10:38:07 12/04/2011)
Salad of Unemployment

YERMAX: Hello
Yermax: Are you here?
YERMAX: Oh well!! to
YERMAX: You are silent. It is autoimmune.

The Fourth Civilization is burning.
A fighting camel can be improved to a helicopter.)

Okay, I’m accustomed to the fact that our group, gently speaking, doesn’t shine with intelligence.
I’ve become accustomed to the fact that the group doesn’t even know the simplest terms and constantly asks me what a word means.
I got used to "oy, I did something and I had everything closed", "set me a program", "teach me to make a pillow in photoshop", "and why do you call the transition from pink to white a grand?" (the word "gradient" for classmates is unspoken, yes).
But today they got me. I started telling something about ZV and mentioned Darth Vader. The girls looked at me surprised and asked what the singer was and what his most famous thing was. And another girl gave out that the classmates are dudes, and it is not a singer, but a DJ.
Shoot them someone, please :facepalm:

xxx: yyy, I am a woman
YYY : OO
Have you started monthly? OOO
xxx: I was in a bad mood, and I went to buy an expensive junkie, and it got easier for me!)

Basilica at 22:43
A murderous fact for me:
Dalmatians stolen by Hauc and Pope Ron Weasley

As one boss said, it’s cheaper to kill Sysadmin than to fire him.

The old man threw a net into the sea and caught a fish, which spoke to him with a human voice:
Let me go, old man.
And the old man realized that there was something the Japanese did not agree with Focushima...

M: on request "where to buy.." releases "where to buy a cradle".. well and the interests of the people

Look at what "crystal" is

M: Why do you?

I need it too, but I don’t know.

From the Auto Forum:
My brother and I have a problem: we decided to pour a carburetor cleaner into the tank. And when it was poured, a stopping ring fell from the throat of the bubble into the tank. It is plastic, it will probably use gasoline!!! First we tried to get him by a bicycle spark, but it turned out to be short and we accidentally dropped it into the tank. Then they tried to get the spit with the help of a magnet: they took a larger magnet and dropped it into the throat of the tank. But they didn’t think and the magnet clung to the wall of the tank from the inside. They began to shake, and the beetle soaked and rubbed around the magnet’s edge. He also stayed in the gasoline tank. In order to pull out at least a magnet, they took the largest key that had ever been able to climb into the throat in the hope that it would catch the magnet. The rope was thick. But it turned out to be synthetic, and while we caught the magnet, gasoline turned it off.
So now in the gas tank lies a ring, a magnet, a spearhead and a gauge key.
Tell me how to get it all out of there.

Terrorism is the killing of civilians of a state with the aim of changing the policy of the government of that state. (Note: the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not terrorist attacks.)

One American textbook

xxx: people, get the idea where to go with a girl
yy1: in the cinema
YY2: In Theatre
Yy3: Put her in bed
yy4: in the circus
Yy5: Just go for a walk
yy6: in the sushi bar
A lot of ideas... now it remains to find a girlfriend