When we meet, you work.
Why do we meet, you don’t work.

I was asked today,
Carefully attached to the chest
a bouquet of flowers,
Drunk and bombarded.
Type of man: "Girl,
These narcissists are white.
Is it yellow? " And nothing would,
He narrated them to me.
In the midst of the white day, under
The first window opened
Floor of local department
Police and I thought.
The epicity of the situation.
Waiting for an answer, graceful.
He walked away.
on the horizon.

REN-TV has evidence of extraterrestrial invasion more convincing than Ukraine – evidence of Russian invasion

Something I am sad, I bought yesterday, today opened and poured in a pot, bothered for a long time, but I never found meat, apparently it is some of your vegetarian pieces.

Yesterday, there was a fire in the building, the water was shut down.
Today a bunch of pipes broke and flooded two floors. The light was turned off in the building.
Wait for the earthquake and air shutdown tomorrow.
I wait for an alien invasion and shut off the cockroaches.

"Please be quiet without fines Idea for stimulating citizens
to install water meters with the help of fines failed"

In Ireland only in March of this year a water fee was introduced and in Dublin thousands of citizens went out to demonstrate against such bribes.
Zzz: In the end, the police dispersed the demonstrators with water bullets. At the same time, as noted by the representatives of the city of Dublin, each taper was equipped with a meter of water consumption.

Tomorrow these non-Christians will greet each other with phrases -"The key to the start - They really went!";

I went to the girl... On the way, I went to the market - bought foods, then to McShmake - took a couple of "RazorviEbal"... I came, fed, cooked borsches (shob, at least, a couple of days did not starve)...
I was fucked somewhere, right? and :)

Toilet network from Nikita: Let me joke.

If it’s true that racial discrimination has been eradicated in America, then why Will Smith always plays a Negro?

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Eradicated, Smith will play Deadshot, the white comic hero :D

Working on the game, found a piece of someone else's code - when the validity check of the object index fails, the message "IF THIS HAPPENS - CALL 911" comes out.

What to answer to the person(s) who calls and asks if my wi-fi adapter will break through the concrete wall? and :)
yyy tell him that the adapter can and will break, but the perforator is still better.
Zzz ask him to bring a wall sample

What is heavier: heavy metal or heavy rock? Or is there a genre that is even harder?

xxx: And how do you measure the "weight" of music?
YYY: In kg, obviously

I’m in the bus (I’m sitting on the pre-last seat), in front of me is a young mommy with a carapuse sitting on her knees facing me (mama doesn’t see me). My gaze and the gaze of the carapuse crossed, we smiled at each other, and I began to show him the tongue, I will show him, he to me, I to him, he to me, so it lasted for two minutes, then the carapuse cooked to his mother and showed her the tongue. The little boy looked at me with such a look as if I had betrayed him...I was ashamed.

by John Shemjakin:
I heard today in the physical culture circle a phrase that made me scream "AAAAA!"
"During a private dance in Samara, the stripper didn’t stand up and cried to the client of the borst".
That’s all you need to know about the media.

Son (7 years old): Here is my friend Margaret at school. She likes pink, but I don’t. But if she loves pink, I have to love her, because she is my friend.
Wife: Take the example of your son, he understands women better than you.

I can’t understand the photo of my favorite young ladies in the mirrors of clowns...Tipo: Ura!!! I am a puppy???! to

to this:

10 April 15 13:33
About the little cardboard.
Indeed, it became less.
— — —
But the joke is the same.
Fast food (by technology)
It seemed more real.
The bigmakers. It broke, or it
The placebo effect?

Potatoes are not Big Mac. This is just a potato baked in foil with salads. When I have nothing to do at home - I baked in the oven just wrapped with foil, I cook a crustacean salad without rice, fine-cut marinated cucumbers and if enough - marinated mushrooms. Everyone cheats and cheats. At a segment price for five people to eat tightly comes out 600-700 rubles. Those who first became rich, having invented it as fast food - attention. It’s a pity that we are not ?

Now Mikhalkov instead of the team "motor!" will shout: "free cash!" (C) Palich

I’m embarrassed to ask, and what does it mean "good"???? to
............
Kilometre to mile.

“Monia, you know that Moses is a p***r!
Shao, Isaac Solomonovich, borrowed money and did not give it?! to
No, in a good sense.