My mom gave me a puzzle - the house is cleaner twice as fast. My mother! ))
Yyyy - pulled home the fools, let the order be set fast...!)
Zzzz -... Mr is crazy!))

Russian automotive industry is not for you spacecraft diluted salary to refuel.

We drive from Tolyatti to Kazan. Summer, heat, a bunch of spare parts in the trunk (the car was collected). We have already gone 40 kilometers... painting with oil: on the road lies a porch in oil with a shatun. We stumbled, like a dog flying fast and didn’t notice how it fell out. Further more fun: 3 kilometers away lies a carter paddle, a huge oil pit. have stopped. I went out and looked, and the paddle was still hot. We went further, 5 km. On the sidelines was a new priora with a shrouded cap, and the boy puts his gaze under the cap (it seems that the construction of the car has not even seen in the books). We stop, we go out, maybe help is needed... I look under the hood, there is a mess. The roof is removed, half of the components are missing.
It would have all ended, but his question forced us to postpone the continuation of the journey for half an hour: guys, and I'll ride it to Kazan?
The Curtain

Goodbye(s)

If you listen backwards, you can get out of jail.

In the cold April...
As Nathan said to the housewife of Kuz: “Wake me up in the spring, April 30th.”

The pirates are so crazy.)
and?
All rights reserved is replaced by "rights protected poorly" xD

Answers from mail:

1: Help you choose a player in L2. The Dark Elf of Sch. Prince is pleased with the 847 cast with tattoo and scrolls. Do you have any good profiles? And another question: why when I jumped the sab SS on a human then on him the magical attack is less than on the light elfe SS?

The best way to get gen. Director of a successful company, well, or ultimately the head of the department. A friend recently kicked the middle-level manager, in principle, he likes the eye. In the future, everyone recommends rushing sabclasses such as "excellent husband", "good father", "excellent friend". And Spelsinger, that’s... Vatenko.

Hello world by Yuri Gagarin (c).

Spend for him.

Microblog mail (pointing is saved):
Love is like mercury: you can hold it in an open palm, but not in a compressed hand!!!! to

I: Mercury is better not to hold at all...)

Spring... The faint male demand is wildly stifled by the female offer...

Vvzla: Fuck, I stumbled the day as our stumblers listened to metal.
vvzla: listen to listen and one such: "dirty as singing"

There was a trial in the United States. The lawyer defended the accused. Which line of defense did he choose? You will fall. He calculated that for the past time since the murder (year 5 passed, long caught) all the molecules in the body of the defendant replaced with new, generally speaking that fact. And if so, then before the judges is no longer the person who once committed a murder. But not. Number has not passed)

Found on the Internet)

Now girls are like pony... - Small and with big ass!!! to

iPlayer: Don’t consider me an idiot
VasyaPiskin: Don’t read my thoughts

Nowadays it is fashionable instead of "need" to say " spring, fucking!". The first one has not been conducted for a long time, and the second - in the spirit of time and sounds romantic...

The biblical idea of “every creature – a pair” in Russia is embodied at a very high level.

Once upon a time, an old, tired-looking dog came to me. He was wearing a necklace, and the dog was very careless, so I realized that he wasn’t homeless and was well cared for. The dog quietly approached me, I slapped him on the head; then he followed me into the house, slowly crossed the hallway, turned with a claw in the corner and fell asleep.

The next day he came back, greeted me in the yard, entered the house again and fell asleep in the same place. He slept about an hour.

This lasted for several weeks. Eventually I became interested, and I attached to his necklace a note of the following content: "I would like to know who is the owner of this beautiful dog, and does he (that is, you) know that the dog almost every day comes to me to sleep?"

The next day the dog came back, and the following answer was attached to his collar: "He lives in a house where six children grow up, two of whom are under three years old. He is just trying to sleep somewhere. Can I come to you tomorrow too?”

If free elections are allowed, thieves and fools can come to power.
If they do not, they will remain in power.

It may only happen to me...

With 50 pounds in my pocket.

I went out for a beer on Saturday night.

I went home at lunch on Monday.

During this time I visited Dnipropetrovsk.

Travelling by tram and metro.

About 15 hours to travel in an unknown city.

Go to the concert of your favorite group.

I went out to drink beer in Sevastopol.

HH: What is the problem?

yyy: The problem is that I want to be the father of her children, but for her I’m just that white finger in ragnarok.

XHH: I

Mom: Well, you would also find a girl, or it would be boring...
I: I do not need it. Well if I find, then the player I will not buy soon, because all the money for the girl, etc.
(A minute of pause)
Mom: Well, I also think she’ll fuck you...