My sister in the universe had a pad that was closed by a huge newspaper at the exam, and when he had to turn the page, he said loudly, “I’m turning!”and "
But it was very difficult for him to give up.)

Sasha Grey has left the profession!

Xy: Not a fan of her :) Tory Black OK

XX: By the way, I don’t catch up with what was found in Sasha Grey. She is overplaying.

Xy: Yeah, they are all there as if they had a firearm.

Xy: And the young looking defacks try to imitate them, and they ask again, and why are you silent... you won't stand there, you won't shrink. Would be hurt later :(

Xy: I really don’t mind.

Xy: I’m ripping like a Jiggard!

Leaving the house in the morning:
So far Mom!
Until tomorrow son.
Per he’s in this job, this job?

Santa Barbara was a soap opera filmed in the United States from July 30, 1984 to January 15, 1993. There are 2137 series. The event takes place in the city of Santa Barbara. In the shortened version, which was shown in Germany, - 2123 series.

How did they manage to cut out a few series from such a crowded series?

The film is about zombies.it goes to the description of the film and red fat font is highlighted:
A warning! The series is filled with scenes of violence and obscene vocabulary!
It is not recommended for observation to weakly nervous pregnant children.

The first comment:
XXX - Fuck...I am a weakly nervous pregnant child, and so I wanted to see.... =((

Trilogy: Identification of Born, Authentication of Born, Authorization of Born.

World of Tanks
Odin: Faq, I’m stuck in a tank!
3 opre: Morning standing is a terrible thing.

I watch TV "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Suitable for wife.
What is the name of this actor? Authorship"
-"Yes, Rabbit, Vin Diesel..."

by Google

I can't find a cartoon where the cock plays out the cat and there the giraffe.
with a syringe in the hand.
Help short

O_O

Stud21: I’ve been living on decoctions for a week
Aftor: What are they?
Stud21: The Pelicans

xxx: Today I came to the conclusion that my cat is demotivating me on weekdays. By the time I go out of the house to work, he has time to have breakfast twice and sleeps on my couch up on his feet, not paying attention to external stimuli at all. Thus, he does not simply question the principle: “Whoever does not work does not eat,” but rejects it. and (

Erotic dreams for you!
WOW: Oh that is it! I dream that I met a guy, cute such, all the business. And that, I tell him, you’re so nice, maybe we’ll go to you, all that.
WOW: and he says let’s. brought home... and let’s get to know your parents ((( so all night and acquainted))

From the online game chat:

SmiLe krsk: I pay monthly alimony in the amount of 25% on maintenance of the son

And I thought we had 1/4 of the money, not 25%.

Selfish: a lamp, you burn

In the absence of an agreement on the payment of alimony alimony for minors children are collected by the court from their parents monthly in the amount: for one child - one quarter... This was before 25%, the village. It is 1/4

Watched the broadcast of the match with the participation of the London Arsenal. The wife was upset when she heard the report: "Why does the commentator often repeat - nasri, Arshavin? Is it possible to describe the bad game of our footballer in some other way?”

The Hindus stated that during comparative tests of the Indian tank Arjun ("A rjun") with our T-90 in all indicators won the Indian super tank!
But all the tests were classified and...
The contract was signed for the supply of 1,000 Russian T-90 tanks.
They never burn...

<Galieva> people advise a movie with humor and porn scenes!! to
<eaglepart> The Diamond Hand!

I will find the only one soon.
He who forbids me from drinking, smoking, and blasphemy without reason.
WOW: Don’t be afraid that when such a person appears and begins to ban you from drinking, smoking and mothering – you with a cigarette in your teeth and a can of beer in your hand will send him to the world.

<COPYCAT> You are the same! I am a copycat!

I’m at home, I’m quietly mad. Then somehow the memories were squeezed... in general, the hand pulled for the whiskey, well you understand. I think why not play in Dota, yes, once I played, I beat the harena, I find a hard varic, I begin to patch. Time goes by, nothing to do. I called Max and he was playing. I offered him to play and he says - "You are online and the last couple of years you have always been almost online".... here I think all, see the account hacked. I register a new one, I come in. And then I realized that playing the desire is not, and again those thoughts about her. I think I’ll get to know someone who made the account. I write "Hello, as things, you are from where and so on" - added to friends, talked, decided to play. In the game, I realized that it was a girl. Here I already made an observation that it is not good to take someone else’s bills... Silence... The story from her that it is her boyfriend’s bill. And she just plays, I ask questions, I learned that he dropped her, I remembered that the account was mine. I asked if he loved him. She said "yes". I said I would come in 15 minutes. Later in the night, she was crying at the door, worn out for a long time...Karoche, why all this, I think you will understand it yourself.

Mom and sister sit in the room and watch Harry Potter and the Gifts of Death, I go into the room for a cup and hear from my sister:
...the next part of the semi-bom will start with some foundation!
“I’ve been waiting a long time for this bald man to say, ‘Harry, I’m your father!’”
My mom even drowned from laughter.)