Gus Hiddink came to the pharmacy:

I have 11 validol tablets.

Maybe 11 Gandons?

Sadly looking at the side... – 11 Gandons are already there...

Discussions in the game...

Here, and it turns out that the insult of bots... - is overwhelming xenophobia and cave nationalism by origin.
The type grew out of spermatozoa - a beautiful man and a gentleman.
He grew up from a pixel – retardation and misery.

Kolbass
At work, the stitch came out of the office by a small walk - I look out of the office at the other end of the corridor, the economist also goes out and sort the door, which is between us at an equal distance, looks... the street of a small Texas town was painted in consciousness... I and the economist... like two cowboys in a duel...
And we began to come together. First slowly, then faster, gradually accelerating the steps.
But I’m not a bad man, and in general, admin is always right... she broke up, she was scared and ran back to the office.
I don’t know what she thought, but I just wanted to go to the toilet.

Krendel
You are a fucking cowboy. ?

John> When a dog has nothing to do, it lays eggs.
Vadik> About Dogs
Do you know how a military dog differs from a civilian?
As a comrade competent in military matters, I report with big letters through my mouth!
A civilian ordinary dog, when he has nothing to do, lies eggs.
But the military is not when it has nothing to do - it paints the bucket!

This is how many years you need to work in the sapport to understand phrases such as "Hello with us with one fight again some shit. We can’t break up!”

A new member has arrived, Nikon.
NICON: Conban of W. Vatashi no Mamee wa Nikon des. Is it Ikea des Ka?
Coffee: What is it? O_O
I didn’t watch the anime: he said "Good evening. My name is Nikon. How is it?"
I don’t watch anime: I’m burning.

The creators of Bora. Watch from April 7, on all the monitors of the country: a shocking sequel of the cult psychedelic drama "Eziki in the fog"! Jozhig in the Abyss. In Search of Quotes"

xxx: not brother, fucking it is when you come home smoked, you think that they will not be burned anyway, you go with your ancestors, happy, calm, and here in 15 minutes you notice that your dad is filming you on a video from your phone...

Batters: Today in the store I observe a picture, there are some men standing and diligently asking for something to the cashier, my acquaintance. I go to the box and I hear "Here we will come tonight, we will buy vodka, please do not sell it to us, we are very pleased!"

Maltese
Is there an algorithm that leads to a 100% victory in the Nolika crosses?

- = Mrak = -
Ohha

- = Mrak = -
The Key to Fuck

Kolyan
How to Use Roman Numbers in Word

Fool
I’ll send you a copy from here to word.
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X

Kolyan
How to put them.

Fool
copy and put it straight.

Kolyan
fucking

Kolyan
They are in WORD!I will copy it!!It is necessary for general development

PIVTA
She barely broke her nose.
Targa
How is it?
Targa
Figo has a job.
PIVTA
I fell asleep, my head fell and I stumbled on it before the table.

The Space Cat:
O_O

The Roman:
This is what? The magnet? )

Secretaries are burning.

Secretary (C): Here you have tariffs, Europe and the United States and others. The countries...
I: Well, there are such...
Q: What is meant by "other countries"?
I: Countries of Africa, Asia, Australia, etc.
Q: Why do they not belong to Europe?

It is crazy))
I walk by, girls.
she sits and prints in the yandex in the search box "I will find you a cock"
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Dasha, do you want me to tell you another story about myself?
ONE_LOVE Yes
Dasha just don’t ask me how I did it.
One-LoVe is funny to me
Dasha I broke a half-liter bottle in the spare.
Dasha Plastic
Dasha guard didn't even want money to take for her
Dasha he wanted to photograph me.
Do you think I should go to this store?
Dasha remembered me there.

The parents of our teaching burned up in their time and now we in the universe in his office a sign "Kucha G.V.", symbolically.

We put a high-voltage cable in our yard - a trance was thrown under it. Workers with blades, kirka and broom. This is his own story:

Lesson
Fuck these coworkers.

Lesson
They began to bury the trance.

Lesson
They buried him.

Lesson
Where they are buried :D

I work in technical support. Last week brought to the prevention A3 jet printer. So the prevention is done, the client should come in an hour. One electronist decided to print a beautiful picture and hang it on the wall (beautiful naturally meant a naked girl). There was nothing interesting at hand. And here he runs from one computer to another and without thinking pronounces the phrase from which I was incapacitated for 30 minutes.
Give me my grandmother while she stands.

The shock! In one anime there is a negative character by the nickname "Samurai-smelling-Sunshine". Ancient Japanese hypocrisy – myth or reality?