Rin:...And then some diligent censors and the word "jopa" with a star are written.

Aniramka: And so is "Jop*".

by KMM:
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The famous phrase from the trackers "Fak Yuu"
This is what? Fuck me? Fuck you yourself? Fuck it or fuck it out?

Abbreviation of Fact Woolf. Fuck it yourself.
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Make yourself a little shorter.)

Remember the hat about the destroyer "Unfuckable", which has long thought about how to translate.
The option "Innocent" seemed unconvincing to the specialists, and ultimately stopped at "Innocent" :))

From the forum, discussion of the book:
XXX I have read.
The book contains generalized information, practical tools I did not find.
Recommended for reading purely for familiarization with the subject matter, you can read diagonally in half an hour without losing the quality of information perception.
yyy:I read on the perimeter, some of the quality of perception lost, now I will try on your technique.

Thanks to one print, erotic transforms... turns... into... something terrible.
XXX: Pushing her hips with cancers
xxx: (facepalm) of the host. I’m going to watch the pony cartoons.

Do not leave your opinion here, the flies are sitting on it.

Viktar: what figured I have skype in this group the letter u highlights yellow
He is already angry.
Tags: flies run away
Threatening threat

You are constantly communicating with the employer, write to her yourself.
Dmitry: Yule, the essence of our communication is that she waters me with a lamb, and at this time I absorb and sing about Palmolive my gentle gel.

c) Shum

Due to the browser cache there were misunderstandings with the client (business school), then the explanation of the reasons and the end of the letter:

...
- I have absolutely no objection to some disqualification, but if there is such a possibility, let us still agree on some intermediate amount, because I have the cost of the event is XXXXr. Although, in fact, we simply adore to work for loss, because as soon as the weakest employee dies from hunger, the cost immediately decreases, and the motivation of others increases. In general, some advantages, I can even on this topic you free evening intensive to spend, "Working for a loss, or how to benefit from the extinction of the team".

The answer:
...
You have a great sense of humor :) Let all the employees stay alive. We remove the money issue.

VVV: Shash killed simply
vvv: "We are looking for players
The cottage role-playing game based on Sailor Moon and other fighters requires players for the following roles.
vvv: I would never have thought that Seymour Moon was a militant.
VVV: But here you are...

Study of foreign languages:

My grandfather in the 41st also only Russian and Turkish, and when he reached Berlin in the 45th calmly sprinkled in German.

What a bad job on the street.
Here you are dealing with your business, you do not touch anyone, you do measurements, calculations, and it is at the moment when you need to be as focused as much as possible, some shit will surely stand behind and watch how you work. After a few minutes, apparently realizing that his presence is not irritating enough, he gets a cigarette, the same that he probably kept for forty years, specifically for such a moment. Any reception, without a filter, of course, and begins to release the most poisonous smoke in your direction, accompanied by a cough, in which chronic lung disease is easily recognized. While he smokes, his, completely empty skull box, is filled with an insurmountable desire to talk, and he asks a question from which Captain Evidence himself falls into despair: Do you work? Mmm... understand" But this is only the beginning. After all, in five minutes this character got to know Zen and became an expert in what you do. He begins to give advice... And it seems like you want to speak out, the words have already been picked up suitable, but no, you are an intelligent, and you have to chew away with dry, tasteless phrases, only to retard.
Maybe I don’t know anything about life. Probably, somewhere there is a school of fools, where specifically taught such... specimens. There is no other explanation for this phenomenon.

History of "Oda to Professionals"
So many complaints about "Graduates of Universities and Academies" about ignorance of elementary things...
Dear, and tell me, the nasty, how fiercely your HRoches on their heels were drinking candidates without a promised "top"?
And where in the glorious city of Petrov to go to a man who will answer all of your tirade without hesitation, because he did all this and even a little in practice, received his money for it and fed his mother and himself, instead of sitting in the universe of the pants, pumping himself with obsolete knowledge?
You guys, knowledge and experience!
Please explain it to your HR.

Cat-admin, with a shredder under the mouse.

A brown joke.

Uzer comes to Sisadmin and asks:
What is the difference between Win95 and Win98?
And he replied to him:
- In 95m of errors must be multiplied by 95, and in 98m - respectively by 98.
Uzer (dreamingly knocking his head into the ceiling):
Win 3.1 was so good, without mistakes.
and Sysadmin:
The idiot! This means that of the three users only one survived!

and no-no Money was not held in their hands. But it is you who will spend them properly for the future. and bet. and happiness. You swear. And you will also drive the same obscene ideas to justify yourself, "lightly". Something like: "I will only take 300,000, a million will not be lost". And you will even build for the rest. If you say that you are honest, the others are stealing. You just took a little, and the neighbor so caught 350,000! The thief!
The sofa imbeciles.
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Is it a pity that you do not all share your views on the budget?:D

In a few centuries involved in religion talks on "Ateist")))

HH: It is your right.
You have a brain and God has given it to you. But you do not want to know God, you are proud, God does not punish the mindless, you have a brain, it is your choice – eternal gardens of paradise or eternal fire of hell. Think of it.

You have a brain, and Wicillopochtley gave it to you. But you do not want to pray to the sun, you do not want to sacrifice people to Him, you are proud. And it’s your choice – to go to Ketzalkoatl to heaven or the dark kingdom of Mistlan. Think of it.

zzz: You have a brain and the goddess of Freya has breathed a soul into it. But you don’t want to die in battle with a warrior call, you don’t want to beat the name of the torah on your tail, you’re proud. And it’s your choice to go to valhalla or niffel. Think of

ccc: Zeus gave you a brain, but you don’t want to recognize it and the entire Olympus, you’re proud. You will go into the underworld to Hades on the Styx River in the boat of Haron, and you will arrive there in eternal torments.

YYY: The Beer Chun gave you the mosque of аднаca. You are very proud of Amanda.

NN: Tao, what has given you the brain is not real Tao. You who are proud are not the real you.

Corsa: This is a salmon tether
Guess at what request I finally found him.
Fintech to Egg?
Korsa: "the bird with the blowing goose" gave nothing
I give up)
Korsa: but here "bird with breasts" - right away!
fintar: it was supposed to be so called... a saltwater... scientists overwhelmed

seriously? Have you continued reading the person who writes "Millions"? Have you stopped answering him?

The T-Shirt, Aha

Why :
Thunderstorms for eternity.
disappearing in tanks or any other game of the strong half.
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TP is you. A man has to think of the family and you are all toys. Are they still normal?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Don’t be surprised if you’re called TPS. A married man, besides thinking about family, needs everything the same as a normal person of any gender - personal space and time.
It doesn’t matter, it’s Dancing or other computer toys, "with men in the garages", or a book on the couch/TV. This is a rest purely in the personal space, absolutely necessary. From the family, in particular.
In other words, a woman needs the same. Some hobby/hobby purely for relaxing alone. My wife loves to sew and modeling is engaged, for example, for this purpose. And I try not to bother her or pull her if she is busy with it, because she just wanted to rest.
And you are a typical saw, which is immediately bad, if the man is not loaded with what he "Oh my god", just decided to break up a couple of hours for an interesting activity.
P.S Yes, there are breaks. The "Game of Thrones" so called. They rarely get married.

nnm-club, comment on the news about the next blocking of the site by Roskomnadzor:

ximik_mv: I got rid of the blockages by a rather barbaric method - moved to another country.

Comments to the photo of a baton of sausage with the inscription "Colbas will not solve your problems":

Nilian Gandzhubas: You ask me to solve your problems, but you ask without appetite. Gavayec: You don’t even call me meat.