Doctor Moriarty:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The darkness. Shakes and shakes warp. Something like a portal window in space: you can see it below (up? The right? on the left? [...] He gives the duel to Kylie Reno. Problems of lightning, the silhouette of a figure in a dark suit with a cap, distorted by thunder and thunder, but the recognizable voice of Senator Palpatine:

They fucking! Forget all myths!

Quantum Break is out. From the description:

✔ Hard Disk Space: 68 GB
✔ In order for the game not to fly out after the launch you need to put it on the system drive.

xxx: The same feeling when the system drive is an SSD for 60 gigs, of which only 10 are free...

The sports.

"For our biathletes to start winning, their skies need to start lubricating with meldonium!"

Zzzz: No, do not ski. Not the melatonin.

X: Well, I’m listening to the Time Machine, Antonova.
Y: Yeah, you are a 40-year-old star.
z: I’m listening to Beethoven and Bach sometimes, I’m MacLaud!

XX: You take into account that we are very different. We think differently. The man is the vector and the woman is the medium.
UCU: Wednesday, Friday and Monday?
Friday, as the only satellite of all the Robinsons, and Monday, as the inevitable shit?

In Russia, the road is considered bad when there is no possibility to circumvent the pit.

The dentist. I ask :
I have some plumbing for over ten years. Is it time to change them?
- Usually, it is time to change the seals when it is time for the doctor to change the TV or kitchen. I am not time. Go to.

“I am proud that I have such friends,” Vladimir Putin said about Sergei Roldugin, commenting on the publication of the Panama Papers.
Do you want to fight corruption? Start by placing three of your friends. You know for what, and they know for what.” – Lee Kuan Yu, Singapore’s first prime minister, one of the creators of Singapore’s economic miracle.

(Vkontakte group dedicated to news of the city of N)
News 1: 1 million rubles were allocated for catching and destroying wandering dogs in the city N.
News 2, three days later: South Korean delegation introduced to the sights of N.
The first comment under the news 2: Yes, with the allocation of a million to fight the dogs clearly rushed.

XX: I thought I was going to take antidepressants.

Every day gets worse and worse.

YYY: Well, if you think they will help you...

X: What will help me?

Yyy: Not what, but who

You would be happier if you had someone.

XXX is psychiatrist.

After the meeting, colleagues spoke (the meeting was in English).
Have you understood anything?
It’s all about fish and fish.
What kind of fish?
- Well "e fish", "e fish".
and efficiency?

Notes of a Naked Man

I am sitting in my backpack.

There will soon be police in Russia.
When are the Musketeers?

The law on donations was introduced in the Duma. If not announced, they will land. There are glorious days when you can knock on a neighbor and enter his house.

XXX is
I am sitting, I am walking by parents with children, I hear the dialogue.

XXX is
Child:"Let’s go to the zoo of animals"

XXX is
Parent:"And the beasts flew to the south, they are not"

by 20042
Drawing out of the acne jyrtrest?)))
Men do not act! Fuck the costume! We love your back, chest, ass and legs)) not less than you love female charms) we are pleased to see you in varying degrees of nakedness! Love yourself and us!

xxxh: (looking around, at his workplace) Prikin, I was suddenly remembered in [the name of the city-forming enterprise]. They say, and you go to us to work for a three times lower salary.

I am: and I was told in an interview that I wasn’t fit. In response, they write to me: Well, we have disassembled your test code and we have no claims to you.
I write: yeah you know, I’ve actually found a job for three times the size of the SP.

HHH: And here they write to me: Yes, you are wrong, who will take you with your application in general in principle to work as a programmer?!! to

I don’t even know... a programmer in general rarely has to communicate with strangers... more often with letters. And you know what? I’ve never seen a single person who is stuck in a letter.

Yesterday, I stumbled over the nurse.
I donate blood and give her my left hand.
XX: Remember how my fingers of my guitar stinked.
XXX: He ticked once and began to squeeze blood. And she doesn’t push out (in the shoe ticked again) and again)
yyy: You had to turn your head so, and with the robotic voice "Ja-Lki-e ce-lo-we-ki"
XXX: Sorry I didn’t think about it then.
XXX: Five times, until I, in the open hole, gave her my right hand.

Vasily Gavrilenko

EEH
I thought spring would come and I would start a new way of life". Go to bed earlier, get up earlier, more sports, bicycle.
But – spring, warm and... no reluctance and no reluctance.
Take a tree :)

For many in the city, I’m already a family doctor. And the tea (beer) is sung, and the family life is told and asked... I put on somehow different socks (well, so - each couple lost, not to miss out, and I am a computer freak, not a dendi)... Boys-a-a, lifefax, no less! I always wear it now, because now, in addition to increasing my earnings, I have a pair of 50 new socks from customers - considered low-income!
The warmth will begin!When I put on my punks and jeans...