SmiLe krsk: I pay monthly alimony in the amount of 25% on maintenance of the son
And I thought we had 1/4 of the money, not 25%.
Selfish: a lamp, you burn
In the absence of an agreement on the payment of alimony alimony for minors children are collected by the court from their parents monthly in the amount: for one child - one quarter. It is 1/4
A_N_D_R_E_I: The light bulb has killed!:D :D :D

Merovingien: Who is born in the year of the horse laughs well!

Captains of Evidence is my insurance company.
Lost the phone, well though lazy did not let the insurance cancel six months ago, I call from a friend's phone to the insurance company, send them all the data. After a few days comes the email "We tried to call you on your phone, but could not, which is basically logical, as you lost your phone". At first, I did not know what to answer.

Side effects of the antidepressant: depression, hallucinations, psychosis, disruption of sexual function and coma.

The FSB wants to ban Skype. I cannot decipher intercepted negotiations. The FSB and the FSB are going fucking with their bans.

A spatial paradox: the snow in April in Russia is perceived as a "yes and hear with it" and in Moscow a major incident and top news.

I finally learned how to run games on Linux!
I will miss you...

I sit down and decide the geometry. Suddenly, he began to talk to himself. I notice two consecutive phrases:
Fuck, I am a fool!
No, I am sorry, I have settled.

The Russians had a strange notion of anatomy...first on the knee, then on the belt, then on the throat, and only then onto the fist!

omdzn (19:34:01 9/04/2011)
...well he lives outside the city – he has land there, builds a cottage)

Misha (19:41:12 9/04/2011)
I built the workshop basement under the kitchen - my mom says - what a comfortable room you can keep chickens in the winter... you need to buy at least two! And she was surprised that the construction cost half a year of life, a hundred thousand rubles and immeasurably nervous - just for two chickens!
I was thinking of a sculpture workshop ((

by Murrr! (19:43:35 9/04/2011)
Underground bunker for 2 chickens!!! by Abasrazzo!
And suddenly a nuclear war – but the eggs will be 😉

Help me with the cursor.
How can I help you with him?
I just need to talk to someone, I’m not alone.
- Can you draw two more, preferably a black man who will overtake you and a blonde who talks about morality?

Psychoman: What are we feeding the Pepsi generation? Generation of everyday ends of the world rather... children of apocalypse, fake like silicone breasts.

If you have a stone in your heart, throw it into someone else’s garden.

There are 11 million people in Moscow. It is almost impossible to meet at different times and in different areas. I thought so, but God is not a freerunner. In general, I eat it, I don’t touch anyone) Let me think I’ll go to the store, eat I’ll buy. I ride. And at the very universe, I get on the wheel into a huge pit. It seems that the speed is already small, but you can see in the pit the hole is painfully deep. The most beautiful fountain from under the wheels, from the legs to the head, I shed the dirt of a man. Meanwhile, I think it was uncomfortable how it went. And faster down from there, the shob not to say so.
Apparently by chance, I didn’t want to, but funly washed. The evening. I come home, I go from the parking lot home and already in the yard, exactly according to the same scheme I get my portion of peat. Only that driver and wash will not work, the courtyard is impasse. I go to him, splashing out the sludge from my mouth, thank you, I say, already washed so washed! He - sorry brother, I didn't intentionally, I went to the "Five" today exactly the same way. I say, in Kerch, the black Ford Mondeo?
He – Ah.... And we stand on each other with our eyes knocking... Then he approaches and almost whispers out the brilliant phrase: – Listen, friend... And let us now believe in God... ))))

Most stupid things during the day are done by people who get up early and go to bed late.

Sakhalin Society of Obstetricians-Gynecologists.

Hello, please answer my question. 5 years of sex is delayed - can it be that the hole has grown...It is very important help.......With respect your reader...I await an answer...Thank you....

Sex is a natural antihistamine
You are my personal type of tavegil :D

XXX: Sleep - rain, awakened - around the snow.Question: I was sleeping a year? O_O

on a dating site.
Go to the end of the world?
She: Why? O_O
He: Snoop out of the breach

>>...nothing is so respectful on the road as a car with a triangle "U" on the rear glass.

>> The back of the car?
O_O