[20:10:14] Denis: I will not shave yet
[20:10:22] Denis: Then, at the end of the week, I’ll fight
Karenina Anna Andreevna: Aha you are like the girl who decided to lose weight from Monday
[20:11:47] Denis: =
Denis: Only I really shave

We recently started selling Angry Birds. To be honest, that is a lie. Worse than the usual gasoline, but is more expensive (brand, hoole)
You must not drink, but throw in someone.

Recently added to friends a cute girl, decided to ask where to ask where she lives, and there is the following content dialogue:
I – Where do you live?
Her aunt...
Where is my aunt?
My aunt is sleeping.

XXX: What are you doing?
I read Perl.
XXX will be killed. The killer is the operating system.

Here is a piece of surr.
Yesterday I met my girlfriend with... LIMPO (!!!) Showing pictures of the Northern Lights.
XHH: She’s offended by the fact that people live behind the polar circle.
XHH: And we (Russian) here are friends from her LIMPOPO)))

Talk to my nephew on Skype:

I even remember the name of one of them!Tinky-Winky! such a blue narcissist with a stick on his forehead!..."

I’ve never heard of the best TV description in my life ?

Who said that humans are made up of 90% water? I’ve been on the inlet a few times lately. At 60-70% we are made up of water, enough to repeat already behind the frogs, like a poppy.

XXX: So what is the battle of the extrasensors??? You do not understand anything! There are 10 shells on the table: 9 are charged, 1 is not. We run these one by one, forcing you to choose and shoot yourself in the head with the selected gun.
After washing the brains from the surfaces, mix the stems.
And all - there is a winner. I look forward to the next season. That is, I know, there will be ratings!

A foreigner who lived in Russia for some time said: You will then have order on the roads, when the PDT will be treated as a law, not as a collection of advice.

Q: How did you get to the hospital?
I came home after work, cooked dinner, and Zhenka stayed at work. While waiting for him, she fell asleep. And he decided to make me a surprise...You know we’ve been living with him for 5 years. He was always with a beard. And here he smashed her!! Imagine waking up at night, seeing a stranger next to me... Shortly now he has a broken jaw, and I have a hand!
XH: O_o

The Moscow Metro:

Loans up to 3 million. rubles up to 10 years.
With the inscription: "Credit is enough for a long time"

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Traditionally-oriented non-smoking reading meat-eater is terribly not fashionable. and :)

From the Hubble, news about a programmer who noticed his code in a Hollywood movie

xxx: But if a programmer inserted a frame from the film into the code, the damage would amount to a quadrillion dollars.

Galickoff: Today found in the house no inflated WiFi. My name is "I have a daughter! Barman, all WiFi at my expense!"

Quaker: And today my girlfriend Lena came back from work in hysteria. She works in a branch of a Croatian firm as an accountant-administrator, they have everything in English there. He talks about his difficult working day. She filled the estimate on the purchased goods and sealed it in one column... As a result, a tearful request came from the head office, for which a portable hard dick was purchased (thought as a hard disk for PC). It took half a day to answer. The director also turned out to be humorous, sent all the units a newsletter to all the offices that if anyone needs this device, contact Lena, she knows where to buy. and :)

I read from not doing news science and technology.I encountered this:

On the account of the U.S. military, this is far from the first development to create robots that mimic objects of living nature. In 2011, American engineers introduced several prototypes of spy robots in the form of insects or birds. And the company Boston Dynamics from the middle of the 2000s began to develop the robot-dog Big Dog, which was originally positioned as a carrier machine designed for hard-to-pass terrain, and later, in 2013, it was made a hand for BROSSING TOWERS!

The revolt of cars appears in a different light...

I’m playing a new Tomb Raider, and here in the middle of the game I’m stuck in some room from which I can’t find a way out. I long and scrupulously explore all possible escape options, and I am delighted - finally, at least some old-school puzzle, like in previous parts! After an hour I could not stand, I watched the video on YouTube. It turned out that it was a glitch of the game and the right door simply "forgot" to open.

Can we talk about this in a drunkard? It is uncomfortable here.
R.A.V.ENo, I cannot do that. You prepare, come up with arguments, honor Kant, Feuerbach, and I what? I will be drunk.

In Grozny the house burned, and then it turned out that it was built illegally, some Turks, and all the documents on the house in Turkish
yyy: And then it turned out that this was not a document, but a script of the Great Century.

taken from the fire:

A lot of people say "Let’s get married". I have a special attitude to her. Four years ago I graduated from the Conservatory and met a young man. I, from childhood surrounded only by doctors of sciences, considered myself a very intelligent and subtly sensitive lady. He is the owner of a small but successful company. He was not stupid, quite the opposite, at least in terms of life wisdom could give a hundred points ahead of my whole most intelligent family. But he, of course, did not hear how in this moment the violin plays subtly and correctly, did not like poems and the like and the like. Although I loved him, I was very good with him, he had a great sense of humor, and there was something to talk about, I doubted everything and did not agree to marry.
And here, sitting on a manicure in the salon, I watched the show "Let's get married", where the host said to the heroine about the following: "You have to marry someone who makes you feel protected. And if you want to judge about poetry, write in the poetic circle.
Overall, it has been 4 years, we have a daughter, I work in the same conservatory. During the day I communicate with colleagues about the beautiful, and in the evening, returning home to my beloved family to my beloved husband, remembering the unstructured lone ladies-colleagues and unadapted to life colleagues-men who are forever in search of muse, I always think of 2 things: 1. What a happiness! and 2. Thank you Larisa Guseeva!