Do you know what buttons are needed?
" Funny but Wrong","Right but Not Funny" and "Why did you write this?".

I: cute, well why before (before marriage) you liked kissing, and now (after 13 years) not very
He: Well you know, sometimes you want sausages, and sometimes – it’s already done!! to

To an out-of-the-art student who experienced that he could not buy 25 roses, you were divorced. Work on self-esteem, self-esteem should not depend on the opinion of the vendors in the store (guyes))) Giving a girl 1 flower is great, especially if it is carefully and sensibly arranged. I would find such sellers - they would leave the next day.
This is a foreign businessman 😉

My mom cooked cold today. Among the other "attributes" for the navy there was a pig head. I walk past the kitchen and I hear my mom’s whisper: “Some of you, pig, your teeth are dirty, you should clean them.” and then loudly: “Katy, can I take your toothbrush?” For a moment"
O_O

I went to the website to order a tour. Fill out the form and send an order. Then came the text: "P.S. If you do not respond to your request for a long time, it means that they are bad from your cool order;-)"

There is nothing worse than when your paranoia turns out to be a well-functioning intuition.

xxx: Recently my husband complained that I forgot to look at Google why pregnant women forever forget everything :( and 5 seconds could not understand why he cries! Oh my poor pregnant brains.

Tell me, which movie can I download to cry at? =) is
Yyy: Download porn! and cry that you are not so =D

On April 13, 1961, people bought a newspaper in the morning and saw the headline: “The First Man in Space.” An unknown face on the cover. And they discuss with acquaintances: "Who is this - Yuri Gagarin? Where did he come from? I thought Khrushchev would fly!"

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YYY :?? to
XXX: It happened accidentally.
YYY: Are you beating your head?
xxx: no, throw the spider into the keyboard and it runs there, and I try to stifle it with the buttons

Intelligent people do not determine their intelligence by hair color
The wise people do not paint their hair in the color of their brains.

Putin changed in the board of directors "Rushidro" Shishkin to Shishin.
The pen was written...

When you make an important decision, the main thing is not to change your mind. And from "I don’t want to see you anymore" to "I want to give you kids" with my hand :)

In the hospital hangs an advertisement: "Uv. Sleeping in paid rooms is strictly prohibited. The Doctor"

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Yes, I have a session! It’s like a pregnant female in the middle of the process asking if she doesn’t want to fuck. It is not!!))

You will behave badly.
I will punish you, eb-yoga!
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Oh my God*
I am fucking (
See also :DD

X-Men: I’ll be with you today!
So don’t plan a headache tonight ;)

@eXDream: I called the investigator this morning. Allo, is it the police? At that end, the whisper and the answer – yes, the sheriff is listening!

I feel like a fucking idiot.
YYY: I am you too

The xxx:
It was only twice.
But I’m angry that he wants me all the time.
We walk, he walks
Watch the movie too.
I drink tea, and he grows.
Always simple
I say I can’t stand next to you.
Oh yes, I still don’t like his girlfriend.