I approach the entrance, I look for the keys from the apartment, while I look, I think: let me call the home phone, while they open, I will find the keys. I call, the husband takes the phone, then the dialogue:
Who is there?
The potatoes! (I decided to stick)
Do not have!
He hanged the phone.
Anaconda: and also encountered two friends-babnicks, who met the virgins for sex, asked their weight and recorded, and at the end of the month competed for who who fucked what mass in total.
Scammers, like frogs, always look brilliant.
Oleg Butaev
In the good old days, I studied at MIFI and lived in the same room with a rather strange man, who for some reason was called Michelle. Among other weirdnesses, Michelle had a craving for electronics, and based not on specific knowledge, but on some internal sensations. Sometimes, he finds an old transformator on the washing machine, pulls it into the compartment and begins to forge with it. He did not have any measuring instruments. He connected the transformator directly to the socket and then took his fingers for the wires of the secondary coils and by the power of the electric shock quite accurately determined the tensions on them. If the hands did not feel the tension, he closed the contacts and determined the tension by the brightness of the spark. Once he got a decent stroke of electricity, and he respectfully said, “No, it’s not 220, it’s 380.” I don’t know how he wasn’t killed. It was his enthusiasm and real benefit. In that fun disco time, we regularly burned weak Soviet amplifiers, trying to push out more sound power from them. So, Michel repairs them to us by kindness. I once asked him to teach me that.
It’s simple, says Michelle, to change output transistors, which are the biggest. If it still does not work - you change the previous ones, they are a little smaller. If so, repeat the procedure for the previous ones. What if it still doesn’t work? Then, says Michelle, it is more difficult, you put all the transistors in place and watch the inside of the amplifier for half an hour. Then disconnect the random wire and turn on the amplifier. If it still does not work - then you paste it in place, watch it for fifteen minutes and tick off another random wire. After that, the amplifier usually works. I didn’t believe him at the time, but I remembered that story.
A few years later I married and we had two little children. The money was not catastrophic, but I translated some huge article from English, and I was paid a premium for that – just enough to buy a washing machine. Very decent at that time. GDRovskaya, semi-atomic, with a press. The only thing I had to do was pour the water myself. There were problems with this regularly. We lived on the fifth floor, the water pressure was often poor. The wife will make the water pour out, will be distracted on the children - and here is you, the whole bathroom is poured with water. I quarreled with the neighbors below. One day she poured water into the car so that it broke. Apparently, the water went into the electronic regulator. The master came, said, all, guys, we have no spare parts for a year. The times were Gorbachevic, Germany was united. by Hana!
What to do? No money, a washing machine is needed. Do not lay hands on children. From hopelessness, I disassembled the car and began to watch this electronic regulator. I don't know how much time has passed, but I took the solder and pulled off one wire from this regulator. It will not be worse. Turn on the car. She strangled strangely. I turned off and put the wire in place. I sat in front of her again. I looked, looked, took and pulled another wire. Turn on the car – it earned! Fantastically! Only the wheel that switches modes has shifted by a quarter of the turn. Nothing, you can get used to it. Congratulations to Michelle!
So our car worked without interruption for two years. Until it broke again. This time without water flow, yes, by itself. I do not believe in magic at all. Therefore, I disassemble the car and... no, I do not fold another wire, I just fold the old wire back. The car worked again, and the control wheel returned to its original position. Apparently, the water caused the switching in the regulator, which I removed in such a left way. Well, then, when the regulator completely dried and the switching self-eliminated, the machine of the already worn wire no longer wanted to work. I plugged the wire back – and the car still worked fine for several years.
If all Russian governors are searched at once, we will get out of the crisis in one day and not get there for another two hundred years.
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MUMATOR: Your words can consider
It is an insult to believers in the ruling party.
I go from the parking lot I see the car normally parked, but on an accident, I call up a girl
You have an accident.
by Dada? I am just very pregnant.
Congratulations, but tonight you will sit down.
I didn’t buy it, but what else was in the car?
I look now. There is a carpet, a child's chair and bags.
What are they doing there?
Obviously lying
I did not put them there.
I have them too.
I work in Morocco. Every day they are waiting for me for dinner and waiting for burning stories. If I burk “Nothing Interesting,” my wife will simply decide that I didn’t go to work, but was with my mistress all day. My mom was a lawyer and always had something to say. And colleagues and so everyone knows, we are not in the boxing sitting, one hall, everyone can see everything, and you will call yourself, if something really found interesting - for example, the bone between the hemispheres of the brain...And when a client with a 40 cm body got caught, everyone ran to watch, up to the registrars and students. As if you are not watching horror films or disaster films, all kinds of blockbusters-blood-intestines-spidorous, gentle, everything in life is much more prosaic. Only the smell is bad. In appearance nothing terrible.
Science about publications.
When I was a graduate student, then a meney (in the early 1980s), there was a saying:
What is different from co-authorship? Same as singing. and :)
It was so. In my first certificate there were 17 co-authors. The idea was conceived by three of us, then the vice-rector of science, the rest - the chief engineers of all the factories, where you could try to try it at least.
So it goes... (c) K. Vonnegut
On the subject of moles) my acquaintances had a haircut, and they always fall asleep for the winter. Two years ago, the hairdresser fell asleep, well, he was placed in a box and moved on an anthresol so that no one would disturb him. In the spring got a box, and there is a sleepy and LYSSY haircut, it is so mol swallowed))))))))
Specifications of the 4PDA:
Rhin0> I have tried. Instead of a flashing screen, I got a black screen. In principle, it is progress.
Of course, I would like more...
In other words, a successful scientist is not the one who discovers new elements, but the one who prints more maculature.
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Moreover, in the opinion of that subject, a successful scientist is one who prints more maculature in Western journals (in which, for political reasons, they sometimes refuse, ah)...
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You are a bit out of the subject. The quotation index does not rise from macularity, it reflects how many people found your article useful and referred not to it in their work. That is, new and significant results need to be published constantly. Only publications are considered. Reviews of magazines.
In serious sciences for a long time for political reasons do not refuse to publish, these are complaints of those who are unable to write a suitable article.
The exchange of scientific results is one of the obligatory aspects of the scientific method.
Scientists from the "boxers" themselves do not publish, but they actively use other people's results. Only science they promote little compared to ordinary unsecretized scientists.
We’ve all seen a bit of movies about genius singles and secret laboratories, and they don’t exactly reflect reality.
God could have given Adam an Ixbox, a Guinness tank, or a skateboard. I gave Grandma. Do you understand? They are needed for something. It remains to be understood why.
“Ironically”
What kind of shit? Why do people ask questions instead of writing funny quotes?
I love when I’m asked "How are you doing".
It allows me to preserve an illusion that I do not yet see.
It was yesterday)
Evening in communion. Arrives a duty practitioner (a girl of 25 years old) with a pritchëskaya, crushed in a Japanese manner with sticks. Students, full of spring moods, play:
And you are in the midst of it, and you are in the midst of it. The phlegmatic answer:
The main thing is that you do not touch.
If this is the case, here is "Bayan":
The scientists joyfully say to journalists:
We were able to neutralize several cancer cells in the tails of mice.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to cure cancer!! to
Scientists have corrected:
We have not learned how to treat cancer, but we have advanced in understanding the problem, to successfully solve it in the future.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to travel in time!! to
Scientists to journalists:
- Go to "***"!!! to
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists raped journalists!! to
Biology News: Good but bio. Illiterate tourists in Florida mistakenly drowned three rare turtles, accepting them as sea turtles and releasing them into the sea.
Zloradskij:...and also to death were charged with the tree of 14 ducks, taken by them for swollen by hunger ducks? I would very much like to send them a couple of crocodiles with a description of the "giant iguanas. feed with celery and pumpkin seeds".
Nika Oparina: "At the slightest manifestation of aggression, it is recommended that the iguana be hugged and hugged."
Elena: Throw out even hamsters, there prices start from 200 p, considering that the hamsters themselves stand right next to and cost from 150 p. It is easier to buy two hamsters and from one to make a camouflage or jacket.