The place of operation is a furniture company.
A client, a representative of one of the providers, arrives.
(K - client, M - manager of the furniture company)
Q: Can I talk to your boss? I ordered a package a month ago.
A: Hello, hello to you! And the boss doesn’t... By the way, a year and a half ago we applied for an internet connection! How is it with her?
K, terribly embarrassed: Well... I need to clarify... I still don’t know exactly...
M, gladly: You know, your shelf is not ready! And probably our boss you will not find...

<Unicornix> today in the park saw on the standard plaque "bathing prohibited" attribute:
<Unicornix> "Humane-eating birds"

Probably everyone has a all-knowing and all-knowing friend, whose name is "And here is one acquaintance...".

<@gohdan> A thousand-year process has come to its logical conclusion, finally created an absolutely universal end to the two-part Russian proverb - "all fucking fucking";
<@gohdan> Let’s see how our model works:
<@gohdan> How much wolf don’t feed, he’s a fucking shit at all!
<@gohdan> You’re chasing two rabbits, you’re all fucking fucking!
<@gohdan> Seven babysitters have a baby fuck!
<@gohdan> A bad cow is generally fucking fucking!
<@gohdan> Started for goodbye, ended all the fucking shit!
<@gohdan> who gets up early is a shit at all!
<@avn> The word isn’t a whore, it’s going to fly out – it’s a shit at all!
<@gohdan> it is not easy to fuck the shit at all!

Do you remember Tamagochi?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: but I didn’t have it.
XXX: How is it?
I thought it was a dangerous toy.
xxx: pfff
yyy: ruins the child’s psyche and so on
Can you say that this is a dangerous toy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Monkey (02:41:29 29/05/2011)
I took a daily.

Monk (02:41:33 29/05/2011)
Not to forget anything

Monkey (02:41:40 29/05/2011)
I forgot where I put my diary.

Monkey (02:41:47 29/05/2011)
I forgot to look for the second day.

I went today with my wife to her grandmother to the village.the village,the former colloquial,of all kinds of buildings,one ruins,and a few residential houses stands.We came,and from the morning the fog was thick.And here we go past these ruins to my grandmother,and I tell my wife-This is the village,see some ruins and fog,this is not Silent Hill by chance?The wife answers,No, in Silent Hill all the uncleanness and zombies were,and here people still live!And here because of the next ruins of the fog appear two mints,and with them a drunk man, the knives translates.I wife and I say-Now you are uncleanness,the zombies are melting with them,Sylent Hill!

by p1xl
Why are our officials and oligarchs moving to England?
There is left-hand movement and it is easier for them to adapt, because in Russia they drive on the opposite lane. © by

Bks
Do you want to be a member to fight this?
No, I want to participate.

Do you not find it strange? Gugli Grant is out, and the check-up immediately
have canceled.

"Thanks to me! You are like small!and "
My husband, 9 month old daughter

I feel like a bitch when I just type something in the word or look for something in Google, and the grandmother in the back looks at what she has a smart grandson, how badly the devil-machine is controlled.

I began to hate literature, and everything related to it, after I made my opinion, and it turned out to be wrong.

sEnYa: climbed here in the shops in search of a registrar, found a wonderful company, called - Dahua Technology
sEnYa: reading the headings of articles,I even invented the right advertising campaign in Russia
sEnYa:"..The budget networking solution from Dahua Technology.."
Dahua Technoloji - Doha is high quality, and nihuya is not expensive
sEnYa: "...Given its lightweight and small sizes, Dahua Technology registers..."
Dohuya small and nihuya do not weigh!
sEnYa: "..Control and settings menu has a very convenient Russian-language understandable interface..."
Dohuya Russian - Nihua is not Chinese!
sEnYa: "...Remote control of the device..."
Doha to go? Nihua, there is a controller!

xxxx: explain what is a recursion?

Yyy: Look in the mirror and zevn

xxx: I wonder how to correctly translate the word "lunch" into Russian?
yyy: Nnnnnuow... "After Breakfast"... Something like that...
XXX: Then there must be the afternoon!

News from Mail Ro:
She jumped out of the cake.

The commentary:
The people are afraid.

When I get a car, will I listen to rap, strawberries, or chansons too?

No one needs dog food, about 8 kg.
Let’s go, what one?
This is such a cute three-tenth cat that loves to fuck in the shoes.
Tagged: oo

Bata today is straight Petrosyan, all night jokes =) This dialogue:
Andrew, throw out the rubbish.
I: No, today is a breakdown.
Mom: Well then sing at least.
I: This would always be the case, if you don't want to throw away rubbish - then the alternative is to eat =)
But the rubbish has to go somewhere!

I gave it somewhere in the universe. Preponcha (P) begins to ask my classmate (O):
Q: How old are you?
A is twenty.
Q: In a few years, your parents will get old and start to suffer from terrible diseases. You will have to give them injections. So tell me how much to boil the syringe before the injection?
Eeee... I don’t know. The fifteen...
Q: The answer is wrong. Your parents are dead.
A: But I can buy single-use syringes!
Q: Boy, what is written in your note? The archivist historian. You never, you hear, will NEVER have money for a single-use syringe. Learn before it is too late.