NegativeCreep: the star landing did not read?
NegativeCreep: if we find a highly developed species of ants, we have a puddle
Si_Key: The Current Watched
Si_Key: Serg, I’ll tell you more, whoever does not find us, we’ll have a shit.
NegativeCreep: I think XD

Dear women, girls, girls and some men! How long will you pull your balls in your hands at the level of your knees?

Just before the time when the transport will stop cutting up the bags hanging on the shoulder. Unnoticedly pull out the wallet from the "bull", which is at the level of the knees, is much more difficult.

I am for the sign "Children in the car". You know why? Because children at a certain age to get off and get out of the chair have already learned, and the dangers do not understand and are listened to over time.
And you have to turn on an accident in the middle of the stream, come to the outskirts and engage in education.
And sometimes you will not immediately notice that your child has come out of the chair and quietly does his business in the back seat.

No one word!
What horror

I saw, by the way, as in the car on the front seats are sitting two clusters, and from the back, looking between the seats, stands (!) The child. And all this at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. So far I think it was their spare child was, or just the intersectional ganglion replaced by the sticker "Baby in the car"...

And I grew up in the 80s, when it wasn’t that there were no car seats, they didn’t need to be attached. Well, did not rely on the rear seat safety belts, the design is not provided. <...> How did he survive? But it’s just a mosquito, not a dumb one.

In the 1980s, this was a period when traffic was so furious (as opposed to the current time) that the MKAD could be crossed at the peak time and not get under the car. Try to float the MCAD at least in the deep night. to survive? Your words are simply "a systematic mistake of the survivor".

Peter, you have a wonderful name. I have a lot of acquaintances with this good and glorious Greek name, and they are all great people. Do you know how the name “Peter” is translated from Greek? It is translated as “stone”. All of these people really have a stone in their soul. Someone has a precious one, someone has a glove of character... But here you have a strange stone. It seems to me that this stone is coprolite.

The question of unhappiness.
When I, terribly afraid of tooth pain, treated my teeth under general anesthesia, I dreamed... that I was treated my teeth, in detail, in detail, with all the sounds, smells and sensations.

answered
Can a photon shine?
No, it cannot be. It lights - this means it emits photons, and the photon itself emits nothing, it only carries energy.
It can light any source, lamp, sun, and so on.

As Herman Gref said, in a couple of years, Russians may not need bank cards.
In the last few days, this is the second statement of a senior official, reflecting the real state of the economic situation in the country.

Not quite understandable:

A friend’s nephew found a suitcase with documents. I decided to earn a thousand. He came to hand over to the owner and... for half a year in court told me that he did not steal.

I want to earn a thousand dollars, how? He called the owners and said "Drop the thousand and your documents"? I don’t know what to be surprised here.

Good luck to you, health, love and lots of money!
Can I have more brains?
Heart and Courage.)
I don’t give it all right away. and Goodwin.
Wow: Then just brains and the Emerald City.

My faith allows me to have two wives.
What religion is this?
Belief in yourself!

The prime minister on the grave to write: and you stay here

I am now on the route, the one that runs between the cities. It is called Minsk-Bobruisk. About halfway the car stopped at the sidewalk. Around the forest, residential places and does not smell.

The door opens, I hear the voice of a 20-year-old man. I say, take it to Bobruisk, but there is no money.

She refused, “What should I do?” He closes the door and goes on. The woman after 5 seconds says, let’s take him, pay you for his road, and stretches the driver for 60,000. Brake the car, called the guy, went in, learned about the payment, thanked the woman. And here in his eyes the straight from the heart "thank you" is not at all.

I was sitting with a man and we decided to give my aunt back 20,000. The guy slipped. But it’s all mega-respectful! Even ashamed of myself that I didn’t even come to mind to do like her...

This is how we go! Do the good.

The answer is simple. Both were Jews. Extremely Right" was both the extreme right chauvinist of the Promised Land". Liberals are descendants of the Belarusian Hashids. But both were, I repeat, Jews. And this fact for both was infinitely more important than the polarity of beliefs.
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Didn’t you think they were just good people? and :)

Being unemployed is not so bad.
and AGA. If you have a horse, a plug, a mansion and your name is Leo Nikolaich Tolstoy.

Canakau: Well imagine your son comes to you and says he’s blue.
Diamonds are not vegan

It is difficult to catch the line when a man is a perverse and when he simply has a cunning mind.

I carry you on my hands. (A family legend

There is such a parable. It’s long and long, I’ll say briefly.
One person was very bad. Then it became easier. He looked back on the road, saw only traces on the sand and cried out, “God, when I was very ill, you weren’t with me!” He replied, “When you were very ill, I carried you on my arms. It was my trail.”
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I had a relative in the militia, in small positions, in the Luhansk region. In their small town, where everyone knows each other, he was on a good count: grades, thanks, encouragement. But when Yanukovych came and everywhere began to establish his orders and his people, they sent them a new chief from the neighboring Donetsk region. Something there did not work well at all, and my brother-in-law sent a new boss to Matt.

It takes a little bit to understand the situation. Relations between Donetsk and Luhansk regions have always been emotionally difficult. First, they are very different in income (Donetsk is noticeably richer), and they are different in mentality. They never lived together; they were forever dogged. They even now, on a tiny territory with seemingly common interests, managed to split into 2 micro-republics.

The boss replied, “I will do it to you!” And as is accepted in these structures, a couple of months later I made a pledge, and my relative was illuminated by the court and the line.

Such a turn of events for our large family is very uncommon. We do not have the tradition of communicating with the prison services. My aunt, the grandmother of the mentioned relative, a soulful and believing man, was very concerned and prayed a lot that her nephew this fate would be bypassed. My aunt is a special person in that sense.

She once said, “I lie in bed at night, and it’s like my neighbor dreams. I know she is in the hospital and is very ill. And so I felt sorry for her, that she was a woman so lonely, with an unstructured destiny, she had no one. I began to pray for her. He prayed strongly. And then, a few weeks later, the neighbor returned to the hospital, went to visit and said, “You know, but I was dead. And then they met me, and said, for you a sinless soul asked very much, you are still early, come back. I think it was you.”

But this time my grandmother’s prayers didn’t help.

When there was a trial, the judge gave a lot, 2 years. Then just fantasy began. A local prosecutor appealed the decision – an unheard of case in a small town where everyone knows about everyone. Never before or after that has this happened in this district court. Larchik opened simply – the prosecutor, as it turned out, was a cum to the new chief of the police. He, in fact, drew his friend to his city for the chief post. Such an untouchable tandem formed. There was a new trial, and the boy was jailed for 7 years. Our family was very, very upset.

The man was sent to a special colony for police officers. The conditions there, of course, are noticeably more humane than in other similar places. The contingent is more cultural. A little later, since the guy was working, calm and understandable, and the work of his hands never frightened him, he was generally transferred to the settler regime. We also helped them as we could.
Soon after the second trial the Maidan-2014 took place, followed by military actions in the aforementioned Donetsk and Luhansk regions. Through the same county township, the front line went there and there. All the male youths tried to put under the rifle. And the servants, of course. officers, and for a long time. Some of the co-workers of the parish died, many live with tortured bodies or psyche. I’m not specifically talking about whose boyar my relatives or I would prefer to see.Believe me, when you look into the eyes of the survivors, you understand that it doesn’t matter. The important thing is that people very, very wanted to live and that it all ended as soon as possible. My relatives, while the front was running around the city, were forced to escape first through the basements, and then by fleeing for a month and a half. It was scary. Aunt, while they were sitting in the basements, for example, forbade relatives from gathering in one place and said, "I remember this from the war. We can’t all get together, even if someone has to stay alive.” Fortunately, when they returned to their home, they survived, although the neighbor was completely destroyed. After a while, he returned home on amnesty. That is logical in his case. He is currently working in another job, helping his family.

Looking back, the aunt once told her relatives about her grandson, “You see how well God has ordered. We were all so worried. But if it were not for this whole court, it would have been forced to fight either the white or the red. Unlike us, he would not have been able to escape from the city. He was a policeman. It is not yet known how it would end for him. And so he stayed this time, though not in very good conditions, but there was warm, dry, fed, and, most importantly, there were no shots. He sleeps quietly at night, not jumping up like his friends.”

As I said before, “I carried you on my arms.”

Men urgently need help!
A friend bought a ticket for the Champions League final game in Milan on May 28, "Real" against "Atletico". But the problem is that he is having a wedding this Saturday.
In short, he asks, nobody wants to get married instead of him? The photo of the bride can be sent to the face.

"Give Mashe from the grenade gun u*bat"
A play in one action

The active persons:
The Colonel (Colonel)
The inactive persons:
Masha (Senior Lieutenant), commanders of units, officers of management

Construction
I have heard rumors that some of our officers are afraid of weapons. It is wrong! Commander of the 2nd Battalion, let Mashe shoot from a grenade shot twice, so that she would be injured and she would not be afraid of the gun after that!

I hear the cranks of Masha.
The Curtain