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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29795
 10.05.2010
The dark sun. Rehearsal of the general rehearsal of the parade on Red Square. It would seem, why kill the murderer of the murderer of the murderer?! But Donzov was no longer stopped"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29794
 10.05.2010
<Ki$$a> well, I’ll even kiss you! ^ ^ ^
<Sh[i]ver> no, you are terrible =(
<Ki$$a> Do you want me to give you everything then?
<Sh[i]ver> No
<Ki$$a> nuu, beaka, broke up here :`(
<Ki$$a> guess, you called me awful?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29793
 10.05.2010
<ngry> when I was in the kindergarten we were playing in the battlefield
<ngry> has always been a puzzle for who is white and who is red
<ngry> or who are Germans and who are ours
<ngry> so before the war never reached

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29792
 10.05.2010
Lukashenko on Belarusian TV:

"And to you, veterans, the only command is to live"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29791
 10.05.2010
She: So...he’s 9.5 cm tall...and then becomes almost twice as long?
He is: upset
She: *Lito envy that the breasts are not so bored during sex >........< *

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29790
 10.05.2010
The beginning of the end 0_0
WOW: In what sense?
xxx: I watched porn with a young couple in the bathroom and watched more on the plate, thinking, this is how you should do it.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29789
 10.05.2010
M: So what are you doing?
Tag: I am upset
I’m painting naked men.
M: O_o
Mostly without skin.
M: O_O
Sometimes without muscles.
Mostly in parts.
M is blueberry!!...
J: "Anatomy for artists!"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №29788
 10.05.2010
here here :

xxx: Today my daughter and I look at the political map: she names the country, and I show her it on the map. He says: "Russia", I show, it is: "Oh, how huge you are!". Calls "Germany", I show it:
- "Paaap, it is much less than Russia"
- "Now yes"
“Did Hitler see this map when he attacked us?”
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In a note...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №29787
 10.05.2010
Ywsf: You know, Nicole invented a new fun. I bought alcohol and cotton, and in the subway from leather bags you wash the afftographs of all the stars there.
Tagged with: yy
Ywsf: I warned you as a friend.
I’ll probably warn half-runnet.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29786
 10.05.2010
The wicked is more wicked than the wicked.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29785
 10.05.2010
XXX: I can’t do anything.
Rise up from the chair, you put your hands on.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29784
 09.05.2010
Can you prove that you are in the photo?(They are :
Noah: How is it?? to
Vadim: Well I don't know (: first you need to check if you are a girl (: how many days are your socks?(They are :
I don’t wear clothes!!! to
You have to understand them (:
Nude : well! 4 days
All be Frankenstein’s monster.


[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29783
 09.05.2010
What logic can we talk about in a country where the statements "I got the crown" and "I didn't get the shit" mean in the world?
Is the accuracy the same?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №29782
 09.05.2010
No one has ever encountered such a fusion as zoophilia, machine faking, and triple penetration with one aunt at the same time. Maybe something cozy.

And the clowns! Certainly clowns. No, I have not met. But I understand you.

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29781
 09.05.2010
It is necessary to introduce a crossword test instead of EGE, I think this method of testing students will reflect the knowledge of those more accurately.
In mathematics, you can decide.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №29780
 09.05.2010
the best diagnosis of holes in the teeth (((((

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29779
 09.05.2010
YYY :
I want

The xxx :
Sing to

YYY :
I do not know what

The xxx :
Close your eyes and touch your finger.

The xxx :
What you find and eat.

YYY :
The cat

The xxx :
Pleasant appetite

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №29778
 09.05.2010
Thieves, who are 25 years old, and they can not even put an apache from the php on the screw, nor a simple function of bypassing the scope in JavaScript to write.

How they think to live, I don’t understand.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29777
 09.05.2010
It seems like the only normal girls are non-formals. They don’t need butterflies, or restaurants... and they love to be sincere, and smart... and glamorous fucks go through the woods!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29776
 09.05.2010
The glamorous flat-brown girls of 5-6 years, who have achieved nothing, still go to kindergarten. I am 4 and I have already finished 6 classes of school (2 classes per year), learned to speak at 10 months, walk - at 11, immediately entered a kindergarten, finished it in a month. Now I am a prospective sixth grade, not dependent on my parents, I can buy a backpack / notebook / handles myself. Here in the 6th grade there are a bunch of smart girls with big breasts. Fuck the losers!

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